TACO

Is the market down enough for a TACO?

What is the most likely scenario here.. Boots on the ground... or taco?

Taco said Iran war has ended and we can all get our money back

LMAO he really made a mess with this one, aint no easy way to taco this

Some kind of Taco action gonna happen early to mid afternoon. You know 🥭 is glued to 🦊 Business and seething over this -1% move.

You know, I wonder if we would have gone all in on war if that one chick didn't call him a TACO on live t.v Also the IV in USO is insane

TACO Thursday?

“He’s gonna taco” On what? The bombs that already blew up?

wen Taco

bers better take profit, trumps taco imminent

lmao donny must be shaking in his boots. He WILL attempt to taco before the weekend but I'm afraid he's in too deep

"BREAKING: Cuba and China agree to strengthen bilateral ties — days after TACO floats “friendly takeover” of Cuba." LOL 😆

I don't think mango likes supreme leader controlling the market, he is gonna try even harder to taco now

The real joke is that this whole situation is setting up for the greatest TACO of all time, where 1) Mango declares mission accomplished and pulls out entirely, 2) Israel is now stuck fighting two wars by itself against Iran and Lebanon, and 3) Iran continues to close the Strait of Hormuz because the war with Israel remains ongoing. There just really isn't a world where it ends any other way

Mango boys must be buying calls for the taco

Taco Thursday please

Taco what? He already tried that

TACO PLEASE

No taco lmfao 😆😆😆😆

Hmmm Mango saying high oil prices is good for America is not very comforting. I don't think he is about to taco anytime soon. Fuck my port. Should have gone full bear

Can we please TACO? So tired of winning!

they know TACO picked on the skinny short kid in the playground and got smacked back, so yeah

time for congress to taco

Taco wen?

You guys realize that Iran very well knows that🥭is desperately trying to TACO.

Alright, now everyone is waiting for the "now it's a good time to buy" tweet from taco.

Brent is edging 100... TACO likely has a truth tweet ready to go once it does

Don't worry call holders, there are plenty of morons that still believe Taco so all you need is another lie on a social media post and green dildo

What soft taco are they serving today?

i give it one more day until TACO. USO $100 pootz

air drop weed and taco bell. beer. maybe theyll chill the f out.

There is an abundance of taco meat in my portfolio.

TACO today? who's buying lottos at 2:55

Ah see you guys thought he might Taco because of gas prices, but turns out high gas prices are good actually

TACO incoming in 3.... 2... 1...

TACO pls taco

Oil approaching 100 dollars again. Spicy. Euro index still green-ish. US futes red. But we all know that mango will drop some TACO tweet once it goes over 100 and the oil will dump again, even though nothing fundamental has changed.

Taco announcement today 🙏

How many of you guys think Taco is actually making the decisions? 

🥭 finally did it. Something so dumb he cant taco out of

Even if he taco it doesn’t matter, Iran will still keep the strait closed. We basically need to do boots on the ground or… Profit.

You can’t taco out of a war

Honestly? 🌮 's big mouth manipulation. They keep believing his tweets and comments that the war is almost over, or that he'll taco any day now for a big spike like that liberation day stunt and b.s.

Everyone holding on for the TACO, but its only going to happen once the markets get 'yippy' again

Tired of soft tacos. Hard taco coming today?

Taco setting up hegeseth to take the fall, ‘he told me to do it’ pretty clear he can smell this is going wrong.

Taco cares way too much about the stock market, can’t wait to position myself for the relief rally the coming days/weeks

TACO don't fail me now...

> Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian outlines three conditions to end the war: recognition of Tehran’s legitimate rights, payment of reparations and firm international guarantees against future aggression. When will taco deliver?

still shorting VIX for $20 at 3/18 for open. Calling a finish soon. This will work. TACO motherfuckers