TACO

*SOURCES SAY TACO IS SHITTING HIS PANTS RIGHT NOW BC IRAN DIDNT FOLD AS FAST AS VENEZUELA

Bonds dropping off is the final cilantro on the taco

#BENGAZI GRADE WARHEARDS - TACO

does taco man know about the tanks on fire or they are hiding it from him until he wakes up in the morning?

the problem is he cant taco this one

Taco gonna need to pull out the entire enchilada to get out of this one

🥭 has never been in a position where the other side won't let him TACO. He's gonna lose his mind. Lol

Need some legit TACO tomorrow to save the market 🥭🌮

Taco ain't taco-ing this time cause bibi keeps sending him photos of him blowing bubba

Holy fuck bulls are actually done for, can’t TACO this

🥭 can't even Taco. Went too far. He fuk

Taco is a fucking retard for starting this shit show.

We dont even need a taco for ATH just crush DXY. THE DOLLAR IS TOO DAMN STRONG

Taco Thursday?

so theoretically… there should be a TACO incoming… and we V… and VIX goes to 20… all before 3/18

Mayuree Naree shown stalled in the Strait of Homos at marinetraffic.com. Just the beginning of taco war.

So realistically what happens if oil prices go too high? Some version of a TACO or... something else?

Taco shouldn’t have attacked Iran during Ramadan. Now those people are hungry and angry or hangry 🤣🤣

Taco really pulling all his tricks to try to taco his way out of this one but none of them are working 💀

Zionists only needed to prop up the market long enough to ensure Trump wouldn’t TACO out. Now that he’s fully committed, it’s time for the rug pull.

Stay vigilant for the Taco move if you want to get rich.

TACO: You're next.

We need an executive order to all hit Taco Bell tonight

TACO and his team will short the hell out of it before the market open tomorrow.

Is Bibi going to let him taco again, though? I think he might have fucked up this time.

TACO please

Ghey Bulls thought a war is a Taco trade lmao.

TACO IS GONNA MANIPULATE THE MARKETS AGAIN TOMORROW WITH SOME BS TWEET THAT THE WAR IS OVER.

You can’t taco when you’re not in control

Bro, just taco already

Ghey Bulls really thought this is Like tarrifs and He can Taco... Children died and you think He can Taco

#taco: IRAN has them YELLOW CAKE TOMAHAWK TUAH MISSLES!!!!

He is about to TACO so fast if the crowd doesn't start showing some enthusiasm

"BREAKING: TACO says he will tap into the U.S. Strategic Petroleum Reserve "a little bit.""

"TACO on SPR: We'll reduce it a little bit."

Basically we are all just trying to guess when El Presidente gives an UNCONDITIONAL TACO Next week>? Stay tuned

here comes TACO ladies and gentlemen

"BREAKING: TACO says oil price will come down and "market is holding up well."

I’m predicting a taco tweet to send us to the moon let’s rideeeee

BB won’t allow taco. He’s ready for multi year.

Mango came to save the day! Let’s see u tomorrow BOLs when taco is gone.

In all seriousness this has all been totally baffling. You can’t TACO here they can go low and slow on drone spam for a long time and they understand the strategic importance of not backing down now. I’m not in the market because it’s clear whatever is going on is terribly manipulated and has no basis in the severity of the situation

BREAKING: taco says they can strike my port even harder, this is nothing, your calls will be even more worthless, fuk your calls anyway see you guys tmrw for full port 1dte calls attempt #2 (who needs 0dte anyways)

someone give taco a tranquilizer shot so he can shut the hell up

Taco running out of lies and false narratives to spin and the market is sniffing it out. Expect more bravado and jerking himself off for being born into wealth this afternoon. Never trust an adult that throws temper tantrums when things don't go their way after putting in no effort because they are lazy, spoiled and low energy. Accepting responsibility for your actions is the cornerstone of maturity

🥭 is desperately trying to TACO but Israel is saying no LMAO

Which means he will TACO in 2 weeks. Thats a buy signal right there!

This is Israel's War. TACO should leave Iran with Israel and move everything back home.

I guess market is either waiting on oil numbers or taco speech

"TACO: Practically nothing left to target in Iran - Axios" Well...time to get home then.