TACO

I guess market is either waiting on oil numbers or taco speech

"TACO: Practically nothing left to target in Iran - Axios" Well...time to get home then.

Just drop $15 to $20 for an hour.  Then taco away.

Start war, go play golf, blame libs, grift a bit, taco

Praying for TACO

Has anyone really studied up the taco patterns, i mean like actual, side-by-side news headline to market action? The bol case is 🌮, ber case is long list of war inflation blahblah AI spending something debt something private credit. Seriously the ber case this morning just ranted on and on for like 3 screens of text and bol case was one sentence.

never forget it takes two to TACO

Went to bed and bulls were singing like birds in mating season and now I can't even hear a peep. Surely this will be the time taco tells the truth?

FIFA president says Trump assured him that Iran is welcome to compete in World Cup LOL taco time

I need this done before CCL earnings next Friday. He needs to Taco faster

So let's get this straight. Essentially, the market is up a little bit right now, despite the Strait still being closed off, just because 🌮 said the war is almost over? So everyone is just believing him and thinks he's going to taco sooner than 4 weeks?  Okay, the reality is the Hormuz is a real big problem that isn't going to be solved any time soon unless he pulls out without unconditional surrender bc they are not unconditional surrendering anytime soon.  If the Strait remains closed for 4 more days, a global recession is just about imminent. Expect a rug pull first thing in the morning, but a good V at 12-3.

Trump won’t TACO because the markets aren’t in turmoil and the markets aren’t in turmoil because they think trump will TACO

Bols went from celebrating overnight red going flat to green overnight after a red day. Who's moving goal posts now? Until 6850 is broke it's still looking pretty bad. Oracle earnings relief plus taco pattern recognition point calls tmr, buuut news flow has been net negative for the past week. The chances of setting new ath is low af at this point in the quarter. What exactly are you targeting when buying calls? Better to scan for a top signal than a bottom signal for march

inflation is 0% if you exclude anything that causes inflation- big brain taco LMAO

I don’t think they’re analogous, TACO justifiably fucks bears because mango controls tariffs but idk if he can TACO out of mines on the strait

#taco: IRAN HAS TOMACHAK MINES WE SOLD TO THE TALIBAN!

Taco and his admin are fucking retarded. They really had no fucking plan after Iran didn’t give up.

He can't TACO his way out of war, this time 😂

So oil has been at 150 before, if straits mined I think 250 plus. No idea why market so casual on this I guess they think quick Taco and back to where it was. But very hard to unbomb a refinery takes months

Taco Bell is based. The people’s fast food.

##Taco Bell doing a livestreaming event on Peacock to unveil their new g-slop menu of the same 5ingredients reshuffled in 20 new ways is so baller

Taco couldn’t taco and is facing consequences.

#TACO BELL MAN: IRAN PLANTING TOMAHAWK UNDERWATER MINES THEY BOUGHT ON AMAZON USING 2 DAY SHIPPING

cpi tomorrow - another taco incoming...

Taco lied about Iran and Iran is placing mines in the straight

TACO man will say that a ship has passed through the strait with the US Navy and it will moon everything

You'll still be fighting Iran in a couple months unless taco gaslights the nation and backs out

Taco can’t taco himself out of this one

I can see why 🥭 wanted to taco, shits about to get real and there’s no way this doesn’t spiral out of control at this point

expecting a taco delivery

TACO and the market about to go crazy

"TACO: If Iran has put mines in the Hormuz, we want them removed - Truth Social" Lmao I don't know what to say anymore 🤣

TACO is building the ladder to go down.

Sub-90 oil, 20% of the world's supply gone, mines in the strait SPY & QQQ should be way down further than it is. TACO not going to work this time.

The marker zig zagging shows they haven’t priced in the risk because they think there will be some taco. Once it hits them that Iran govt is willing to die for this, the market is gonna tank.

"Scoop: U.S. asks Israel to halt strikes on Iran's energy infrastructure" TACO is now Netanyahu's little bitch lol

it's a fake TACO, they're trying to pretend the war will end soon so the markets don't freak out and crash. They have no intention of ending the war before Iran is destroyed/crippled or the USA/Pissrael can no longer wage war.

She said the war will cooldown right now because they "reached all the objectives"... smells like TACO, but ok.

We're in a "TACO trap" right now: the only thing that will push the US to quickly end the war is market disruption, but the market expects Trump to TACO and buys the dip, thereby alleviating the pressure to TACO and extending the war... Trump will prolong the war as long as the markets remain intact. The markets are currently intact only on the expectation that the war will not be prolonged. So something has to give.

If taco is your power what are you without it

So Taco lied about Strait of Hormuz and Navy escorts 🤣😂

The tried and true TACO infinite money glitch

It’s $1 asada taco day at my local taco truck. Gonna go hard as fuck and have them add serranos so they know I’m white in skin color only.

I just learned about the Vix. Can Trump declare World War 3 but then taco out of it? Thanks.

no mercy bers. youre getting drilled like taco with that broomstick

Even taco cannot reverse this one it feels like.

This day is fizzling out…. She’s gonna flatline like an overdose and dump into the close like the day after Taco Bell.

It’s over bears. Taco once spy goes -3%

If the market crashes, Trump is going to TACO out of the war. Zionists needs to prop up the market long enough for Trump to fully commit to boots on the ground. Then it'll be time for the rug pull.

Did taco say smthing stupid again? LMAO