TACO

Can’t taco your way out of war

Apparently Dems on the armed services committee are saying the classified plans show the war is nowhere near “very complete” Could be political posturing, could be another sign of yesterday’s taco being fake

The fact that a 4% sell off in SPY caused a TACO on WW3 proves that Wall Street is still in charge of literally everything lmao

Does he TACO the TACO when he realizes his glazers are running out of ways to defend him?

Very simple. Oil down, market up. TACO on Russia, Iran, everything all at once because this guy has 0 morals.

Everyone scared of missing out on TACO that they are piling into this not knowing Iran is not tacoing lmao. It will catch up at some point so better time it right!

What if instead of TACO he burritos

""Stopping the war is the only solution to reopen Hormuz for oil and gas exports," an anonymous gas official was quoted in Reuters" Must be TACO who say that. He is asking for help him TACO LOL

Is he gonna TACO yesterday’s TACO?

TACO and his friends keep saying that they wouldn't stop until Iran is defeated but the market knows he is lying. He is trying to find a way to TACO. Yesterday was the first signal for his TACO.

Taco tuesday!

Just copped a 690c 1dte, we goin 400x again because it's Taco Tuesday

Trump should eat a TACO live we'd go straight to 7000

Lol bearish wsb and taco tuesday you know it’s going to V

Is TACO halal?

After the gay of Hormuz we get Cuba and then Greenland* * terms and conditions apply. May TACO

Real life is all about chasing that taco

Gambling on TACO is exhilarating but it does make me anxious about real life

The new TACO strategy.

BREAKING: taco feels iran are being pussies and hence will surrender soon. SPY blasts +1% as a result

Taco's taco got taco'd

how the fuck is this retard going to TACO a war after killing the current leader's dad I swear I hate this timeline

Taco - Trump Always Chickens Out

Nobody expects the double taco

Ignore Israel and it's still not gonna be easy to get Iran to stop and back off on things used as justification for the bombing in the first place. So even if Trump wants to taco, and Israel wants to back off, Iran may not let them. And vice versa. The market kinda expects a TACO as if he's the one driving the bus. This isn't tariffs where it's clear that no one wants it but the Trump guy who TACOs and for whom the market has priced in the backpedal. This has gone beyond that, it includes real escalation not just bluster.

Hegseth has absolutely fucked the TACO here Oil mooning

TACO, TACO, TACO

When TACO does a full TACO with Iran, my space stonks will moon

DAMN ! he is just telling people not to panic as he loves stock market but this time he can’t really taco from the mess he made !

He's saying its over "very soon" because the iran war pushed the prediction to a sweep, which is basically an F on a report card. I bet they taco to try and calm oil

Taco cant taco out of this one

You are right…I schedule myself to go to the office on Tuesdays but then almost never do, work from home instead…TACO Tuesday is roight mate!

The Taco makes market go up which makes Taco less likely but the Taco also makes Iran less likely to Taco what a conundrum

He'll taco on keeping appearances and swing his dick on chaturbate with no mask

it’s literally Tuesday. taco Tuesday. Use your brain and think about it

Let them eat TACO

taco

they plan is to make war as long and expensive as possible. they have no intention to let taco taco

Everyone hoping that TACO works in their favour this time like every time regarding war and the strait of hormuz and oil and all that. But... it is entirely possible it works the other way now. And that "ending" the hostilities will be hit with a TACO itself. He's not in control anymore, there's a whole other country firing missiles at US bases in friendly gulf states.... its not easy.

Can TACO do a full TACO, so the market can moon again

Thank god for TACO backing out of Iran. Let the market go back up

Hard taco = mango backs out of something Soft taco = mango lies about something

Hegseth and Taco literally have no fucking idea what is happening in Iran. They just say random stuff in the media. I don’t think there is even a possibility to insider trade because not even the inner circle know what the fuck he is going to say next.

Yeah i aint buying this. Imma buy some oil calls. Taco literally said 1 hour later that US will fight untill the end. He is just spamming random words trying to move the market

Which asset will TACO pump and dump next? First it was crypto, then stocks, silver and now oil. I know he was trying to pump and dump housing but that would be something to see

Market taking taco for face value on iran is the same kind of denial as the guys who think the bartender being nice to them means she likes them.  Meanwhile force majeurs popping up left and right, the war rages on, and credit market is silently freaking the fuck out. Credit spreads are absolutely tearing, and the st Louis fed financial stress index is showing signs of concern. Weekly ADP tomorrow morning, sleep tight bols. And another note, the 6700 puts were monetized and rolled, meaning the 6700 support is now diminished and market can move through it without resistance. 

There is not taco. We’re getting the antichrist

You think he’s going to taco the holy war????

What policy meetings do we have tmrw?? taco?

The day the TACO fails haunts my dreams...