TACO

taco the taco

Until I see the BofA US High Yield Index Option-Adjusted Spread drop I don't trust the pump. We're now at 3.13. Markets don't crash when people expect them to. Mango can taco the war back and forth but he won't be able to taco the private credit disaster when those rate adjustments happen.

He went taco again coz people went crazy on gas prices. Lmao

we gonna get the rare triple taco?

What sort of accent is Taco trying to do? Definitely not French

tomorrow is tuesday just in time for TACO

Oh, war is still on whether or not he inverses the taco. You don’t get to walk into the Middle East, kill their messiah (and half of his family) and then just wash your hands of it.

Infinite TACO

But sir, did you see the TACO?

But what if he TACOs the TACO & war is still on??

Amazing how the market eats trumps lies every time. It’s not timing the market, it’s timing TACO moments

It was a double taco

so it was a fake taco the whole time?

TACO Donnie at it again. I wonder how much his family made off the stock market today?

Man, I would love a steak taco right now.

Time to buy oil again. Jets are flying over Tehran dropping bombs. "Soon" means "as soon as Iran is totally defeated." This was all a TACO fake-out today, while nothing has changed on the ground.

double taco

He just taco’d the taco lol “we already won, but we haven’t won enough” That earlier statement was entirely to try and calm the oil panic lol, he knows what he’s doing

Tomorrow is Tuesday. He’s gonna taco his taco for maximum taco Tuesday. At least my taco truck does $1 steak tacos on Tuesdays.

It's taco Tuesday here in Japan

Fresh, warm, juicy, delicious taco coming in about 25 minutes

What if he TACO on 🌮 ?

Double taco cancels out

I'm long on Cuban sandwiches, how will Taco fuck me?

Got fucked by gay of whoremoose, taco style.

me and my paper hands got out of a trade for 4% that went on to do 20x thanks to TACO

> TACO is reinforced, Not really the case considering they blew the Jihadi pope.

Is shitkicking Iran and then just going home an acceptable strategic move? Pros: bears in shambles, US/ Isreal asserts status as biggest dicks on the planet. Tests out military gear, sways a chunk of middle east away from Iran, and strengthens chokehold on global oil reserves. Cons: TACO is reinforced, can kicked down the road 4 years into the middle of the next presidency, triple digit school girls blown up, Iran leader levels up 3 or 4x.

TACO on a massive global stage! We just gonna leave BB hanging!

I have forgotten about the Epstein files. well played taco, well played

His taco means Iran wins! So does he have to taco his own 🌮?

yes but all parties have to TACO.

Can you even TACO out of a war?

#taco: i got scared of gas prices bc those most of those who like me are poor as fuk

I really didn’t think 🥭 could taco out like if this yet here we are

Even better chance to buy calls when taco is confirmed

Taco Tuesday is coming.

I'm never doubting taco again

Generational taco

THE STREETS WONT FORGET THE GREAT TACO ON MARCH 9

Genuinely in shock at how wrong and stupid bers are? "Cant taco this mess" "oil will never be below $100 again" "2008 will look like a joke" And you already know these same retards will be in here next weekend on some new bullshit, acting as if they understand anything lmfao

A Taco for the history books

Weird way to taco… Iran will probably be like HELL NO tomorrow

Taco

People still believe in taco 🌮

can't believe i jumped in on a fake taco news

Hoping for fake taco. We aren't at April 2nd.

Can't taco into the iranians saying strait of hormuz ok again

Taco:30

fake taco rug pull or real taco?