TACO

fake taco rug pull or real taco?

Trump made comments that “the war is nearly complete”. People took it as a TACO moment, but he reaffirmed that he was still seeking to dethrone the regime and all he really said was the Iranian military capabilities had been devastated, which we already knew

He is signaling that he is ending a hot war he started in a week. I feel like that is a larger TACO.

we better be getting mexican tonight is what is happening if Trump doesn't TACO here after stating the war is over, idk wtf is going on anymore

i mean how delulu u got to be to think its actually over. taco blew up the father, mother and a son of the guy who is supposed to take over and he thinks dude just gonna roll over? at least i made money tho i feel dirty

Except I was trading for TACO Tuesday!

I thought to my self this morning “it’s the taco trade, you done it a thousand times. No this times different, we’re dumping more for sure” 🤡

Who is looking forward to some Mexican food tonight? TACO baby

Are you still not familiar with the taco trade

I think there is Tech Event next week. If TACO doesn't say something stupid about the war and signals more TACO the War, then I think Tech may pump until the Tech Event. Just watch out for CPI on Wednesday.

The TACO trade is funny af. What a predictable cunt.

I don’t understand how mango can declare victory if the strait is still closed, and I don’t understand how a man whose entire family was just killed is willing to negotiate reopening so like what is happening? Do commodities traders see something I don’t? This seems like a really tenuous taco And if mango authorizes operations to reopen the strait, isn’t that an escalation?

So pump because insiders know about Taco? Or prep for worse news being announced soon ?

Was this the biggest most powerful TACO yet?

Because he cannot TACO on war like he could for tariffs. Thats not how war works lol. And he did not say we would be out by weeks end. Iran is still angry as fuck, and will want to deter future attacks by increasing pain for the US.

Bear extinction event? Are you guys 12 years old. Compared to the tariff Taco shit he did last 12 months this is nothing.

taco taco taco burrito. taco flavored kisses for my ben ben.

Delicious Taco 🌮🌮🌮

How did he taco?

TACO say " War may be over soon". Thats why we pumping.

Sheer manipulation day after day by Taco. All the world's a stage...

So now that we have news the war might be over soon from President TACO, this means this is going to last 13 years right?

You can’t TACO a war!! He has dementia or something

Yeah TACO needs approval from his boss for this one. We all know he doesnt like stock numbers going down but this is above his rank

Is Orange Man giving a speech at 4:30? TACO is back. Not sure Iran will agree though. This moron accomplished nothing

You know he'll always TACO 🌮 - you just never know when.

TACO

TACO!!! Bring the world to the brink and steps and declares victory.

ALWAYS BET ON TACO 🌮

Rallying on concepts of a TACO

Cheer the TACO all you want, but remember, in war, the enemy gets a vote, too.

I really don't know how someone day trades this market. I guess the only thing you can bet on is TACO / Trump will always try to pump.

im surprised the market pumped so much, TACO always says dramatic over-the-top statements that never materialise and can't be taken seriously. Look what happened with Greenland.

TACO tomorrow. Hes not walking away from this war anytime soon

TACO MONDAYYYY

Actually diabolical if TACO tuesday sends over spy 700.

Taco simply manipulating markets like he always does.

Did he actually taco? What happened boys

TACO ALERT! TACO ALERT! TACO ALERT! This is not a drill.

Tomorrow he can nuke Russia and somehow the next week he can taco

Iran has the opportunity to do the funniest thing after 🥭’s TACO: “I didn’t hear no bell 😠”

Did he just TACO?

Ola my name is TACO. Can you say market manipulation?

You can’t fucking TACO out of this!!! Iran still going to bomb!! This isn’t a stupid fucking self imposed tariff

It's not even taco tuesday yet!!!

taco might be the best thing to happen to this gambling sub

TACO never fails

so taco and stock market moons? How am i not surprised...

All it takes is for one TACO tweet. Comical

Trying to Taco isn’t going to work here I don’t think Iran is done lmao