TACO

Delta has superior accounting dept. probably closes the books on the 20th of each month and reports 8 days after quarter closes. I've never understood why earnings reports take so long especially when analysts convert to non gaap anyways. Makes no sense. Taco should fix this problem instead of focusing on the frequency of reporting. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

What did Iran say to taco

I’m at Taco Bell right now. Believe it or not, it’s packed lol

WSJ: Unknown taco shaped aircraft seen leaving Edwards AFB.

The strait being opened is literally the ultimatum he would taco out of, you fkn regard

Dudes going to taco so hard

every time it's a taco and every time we all freak out

Actual Taco Tuesday, TACO, Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day all wrapped up in one, in Iran!

EVEN IF A POTENTIAL TACO WAS PRICED IN, RE-OPENING (PARTLY) THE STRAIT WAS NOT ON THE TABLE. \+3% DAY PLEASEEEEE

I’m gonna need to see it from Taco before accepting it’s real. I’ve been juked on this before.

Oil in free fall, going to taco aby second now.

Is TACO official?

Netanyahu taco?

Wen TACO Tuesday?

Oh lawd ANOTHER 2 week TACO. Jesus. I kind of wish he’d just give his fuckin’ balls a tug and do what he says he’s gonna do.

Lmao I wish. It just has gotten to a point that is unbearable. Bullish news spike spy up 1% and when the news turns out to be bullshit (like 90% of the time), it retraces 0.3/0.4% down. Also all of the taco bullshit is fucking atrocious. Every time 🥭 backs out of a deadline, the market pumps, like it wasn’t priced in already. Literal retardation at the highest level.

You bought puts on taco Tuesday?

Closed my April 10 $135 USO puts right before close. Bought them yesterday afternoon for 4.40 and sold for 5.50. Took the gain while I had it, even if we get a TACO and oil drops more. I don't have the nerve to short oil while Trump has gone full Mad King.

TACO, lol

taco been priced in 5 days straight. we will get a massive green dildo once he actually does but will probably fade by open

What if it's an inception taco? He taco's the taco. How deep can we go?

That's what is going to happen. We launch some attacks so we can say we followed through but then we immediately turn the temperature down and say it is a taste of what is to come if they don't open the strait fully by \[insert new TACO date\].

Bro if they follow through everyone will be blindsided haha. Taco is literally priced in

Saying Taco is giving cOvFeFe

any Taco tweets yet?

The TACO is in, > BREAKING: A source has told CNN that a deal is expected to be closed between the US and Iran tonight.

Taco in, taco out. It’s how things be.

While I’m leaning towards a TACO, I don’t think he was lying about negotiations happening. What I do think he was exaggerating about was how in-depth the conversations were initially. I don’t think he’d have paused 10 days ago unless some sort of communication was happening. 🌮

Looks like TACO is back on the menu boys!

There’s no way he won’t TACO; if he goes through with the attack it would be an atrocity that can’t be covered up.

TACOing out of a nuke is pretty much the last stage of TACO. How do you out TACO that?

Still don’t get why TACO is bullish but here I am loaded up with calls

Not only is he TACO because of his TACO ways, but he also would lose everything by going all in this early. Mid terms are in november. He will stall this way longer than you think.

Ravenously closing in on the TACO

Let me see if I get this correctly. The market didn't do shit and kept going up regardless of his antics, pricing in a taco. But when he does eventually taco, the market would rally 2% on top? Damn.

You dummies who bought 1dte puts expecting a -50% move tomorrow forgot about market wide circuit breakers that will halt trading for the whole day It’s also Taco Tuesday, so there’s that

Clearly TACOing. He has directly lied over and over again before saying negotiations are underway when Iran is explicitly that there are no negotiations and they reject everything. So he won't care what Iran will or won't do. He will use this Pakistan deal as a front to taco either way. 100% Taco.

Taco is looking like a biggest bitch even if he does not taco

I’m changing my stance from a short term 🏳️‍🌈 Bear to a long term Bull. Should’ve learned my lesson from liberation day that taco man was gonna taco. SPX bear call spreads aren’t it, pure calls for the rest of the year for me.

Pamppp eeett taco man

If you say taco, deep down you want the world to burn

Guess what retard is holding puts overnight on 🌮taco Tuesday 🙋🏻‍♀️🤡

*I'm sure two weeks of TACO will get us back to ATH. This market is just too insane.*

that's just taco setting them up for failure. I trust Fox more with leaked shit than I do CNN. Not because CNN bad but because they for sure purposely leak lies to CNN.

We were always going to surrender. Taco is just looking for the off-ramp that makes him look strong. I shorted oil and I’ll double down on it. America will lose, but I’ll make $75 on a swing trade. You can reliably trade our nonsense

People saying mango will taco but what about Israel 🤨

Irans actions don't matter. Mango just needs any excuse to taco. Pakistan is giving it to him. He will say they are negotiating even if they aren't.

Bibi wants taco today it's obvious

Tesla news tomorrow. Elon timing good Tesla news after taco. JP Morgan definitely bought the dip. Let’s be real.

Bulls, you Will lose even if a deal is made. If war ends today, no more taco news to distract the world from how fkd the economy is about to be