TACO

Bulls, you Will lose even if a deal is made. If war ends today, no more taco news to distract the world from how fkd the economy is about to be

I still think there will be attacks tonight. No taco

i mean honestly all that had to happen was some saudi or emirati asshole offer him a billion dollars under the table and he'll taco. don't even need the assistance of bhen chod sharif

Can we at least get federal mandated Taco Tuesday, beef is too expensive, and im hungry.

If WSB is all in on taco tuesday...then im worried about World of fire Wednesday.

Smart money slowly bidding it up for the taco

I don't see what the solution will be. I don't see Iran opening the strait. Nor do I see Taco Tacoing without getting the strait open. He'll probably say he's extending cuz they gave another amazing gift. And promise checks. SECRET GIFT.... this time it'll be 200 imaginary ships.

He is mid taco already. It’s taco Tuesday. Talking about how heated the negotiations are and a two week cease fire. It’s all nonsense, it’s a surrender - but I shorted oil this morning because I believe in the taco trade

TACO

I sold everything in my Roth If this is a TACO I deserve a Nobel peace prize

Sell everything I own because taco predicts my moves. Buy calls? Tank it. Buy puts? Pump it. Buy calls and puts? Talk out of his orange dementia fat ass.

Two more weeks to come up with another TACO bluff.

I'm so sick of TACO being treated as bullish. Any extension is BEARISH. I am about to be LIQUIDATED.

To nobody’s surprise we have full speed taco in flight. Our clown is embarrassing but you can reliably trade on his nonsense.

I got the play, Trump doesn’t taco, so we go back to the stone ages. Lincoln Logs is owned by Hasbro, so I’m buying some Hasbro calls, China manufacturers most of Lincoln Logs products so they will supply Iran through a long proxy war. Can’t go tits up.

Well no, opposite of escalation. Clearly setting up the front for a Taco.

TACO priced in - 2 week extension reported.

heated negotiations lol just fucking TACO already

What’s the latest news. Is he going to taco?

10 Min to Taco post.

Something’s cooking for sure while the entire world shouts TACO.

They said TACO, folks. They said, “Trump always chickens out.” Have you heard this? Terrible people, very nasty people. And now what happened? At the final hour, Iran came to the table and we got a beautiful peace deal. Beautiful. So I guess it’s not TACO anymore, maybe it’s **TANGO** \- Trump Always Negotiates Great Outcomes. I just came up with that. Very good. Very elegant. The Strait is opening, the oil is flowing, our allies are safer, and America looks strong again. This could have been a disaster like the world has rarely seen, but because they knew I was serious - truly serious - they made the deal. That’s called peace through strength. The fake news said I’d blink. Instead, we got a historic win, a tremendous win, and frankly the people pushing TACO are looking very, very stupid tonight.

It was higher earlier. Seems like it's heading lower on the likelihood of a TACO.

TACO

So, if he does taco.. Are we just going to ignore the fact that he threatened the lives of 1,12% of all of humanity, excluding the consequences of that action. Absolute clown shoes

i can already taste the most delicious taco this world has ever seen maybe ever

Taco has been hoping Iranians overthrow their government. It's not happening and he has no other plan.

Taco expectation

This will be the tacoest taco. Taco to remember for ages. But hey at least better than fucking insane war.

taco tuesday

Pump the hot sauce on the TACO🌶️🌮🥵

But then he will taco the taco, followed by a double taco

Market appears to be assuming that the next taco will take us back in time to before oil and petrochemical infrastructure was bombed. Calls it is.

Bro fucken just blow it up or leave this is stupid as fuck, feel like all this is just more and more manipulation to fuck around with the market and make taco and his buddies rich

Because he will taco guaranteed

this is how orange works: stuff works, destroy the stuff that works, taco(but try to look tuff), stuff starts to work again only shittier. this iran thing will be soon over once orange gets bored, then he will claim victory like he always does and moves to another topic, cuba or something. his base will eat it up obviously

I've been waiting for the taco 😭

taco leaking

we goona taco, right? RIGHT? REIGHT? REICH?

ghey bear club. cover's half off on taco tuesdays

orange wild statement is the most obvious taco call

##If he tacos -> puts win due to 'sell the news' ##If he doesn't taco -> puts really win because ww3 gut says he goes through with it, because whatever videos they have of him must be reallllllllly bad to have gone this far already

Taco clearly

Axios: "The Mango administration is in heated negotiations with Iran at this hour, as we near the deadline tonight at 8pm ET. A White House source who wanted to remain anonymous suggested that almost all points had been hammered out, but a sticking point with Iran was the request for 15 Taco Bell restaurants to be built across the country, with 1 proposed as being on Kharg Island."

TACO TUESDAY BABY, ONLY BIG GREEN CANDLES TOMORROW

how does the TACO trade still work? It's crazy that something so simple can be so consistent

Countries already making direct deals with Iran to ship their oil. Mango only knows how to Taco so this thing keeps getting pushed out with fake deadlines until the world operates under the new normal, ni hao bitches.

When Taco?

Does the market not want him to taco? 5 straight green days leading up to the deadline with no deal made and only ~3 hours left

taco, nuke, ceasefire, surrender. it's all gonna pump this market regardless