TACO

 if you are bullish on a "taco"  remember that spray tanned 9000 year old jersey shore cast member speaks on wednesday. This shit doesnt end even if scotus actually wakes up.

Can we stop saying taco shits making me hungry and ground beef costs a fucking fortune 

everyone including me knows he will TACO...unless this one time he doesnt ☠️

has the retard taco in 2026? Maybe he got a new years resolution

Dementia "TACO Pedo" Don

100%. Market knows TACO

That’s $7 I could make to buy myself a Taco Bell cravings box!

You guys know Everytime this happens we open green   He does this over closed markets for a reason. He could taco, supreme ct ruling could end it, or his Saudi buyers step in.  I hear he has 500 millly from gas in his account to prop the market up.

It is not going to be that bad...everybody and their dog is thinking TACO

My calls are probably cooked. Taco sets my portfolio on fire again.

He will taco in a couple days.

MMs figured out "he'll TACO!" was one of their best bull conditioning psyops yet and now they get to use it to their advantage. incredible work

Just give taco a gold wsb regard medal. this all goes away.

Taco has locked down China being more relevant than the USA

How are there so many Libs who dont believe in capitalism on this thread psh .. stfu with the mango and taco bullshit no one cares

Taco Tuesday is foretold

TACO incoming....I am assuming the europeans/canadians have taken this long weekend to remind the orange buffoon of the TRILLIONS in US treasuries they both hold...and how quickly they can fire sale those treasuries...yeah they would lose billions...The europeans/canadians would be a little fucked....the US would be categorically fucked, no lube involved.

On the contrary, gonna be green as hell because we back out once taco finds that Greenland is actually a hellscape and not a golf course

Taco wants to start a war because they denied him the peace prize.

Keep the the tariffs TACO you fucking pussy

Taco is already tacoing. News just came out and said he was not good informed about the eu soldiers going to Greenland to support....

Everybody thinks TACO This means it is in fact not a bluff The market ain’t dropped enough for him to TACO so he’s going to do some dumb ass shit to circuit break

SPY futes about to rip green knowing taco is inevitable

I bet Taco gonna settle for a 20% coupon on Greenland seafood as a compromise

Some estimates have Greenland at 700 billion dollars if USA were to purchase it. That is about half of what we spend on our military in a year. Congress would have to approve the purchase as well. No way in hell is USA buying Greenland. Trying to take Greenland by force would be a step to far even for the retards in congress and probably lead to impeachment. Market knows TACO is going to happen because there is no other alternative.

Europoors are getting smart, they know US is going to buy the dip, run it up and count on taco to do his thing

Just went to the conservative sub even they're turning on him lmao. TACO trade has never been more on. Buy the dip gentlemen

Taco and a new ATH while bears get fuk

This is an absolute nothing burger. 🥭 is used to shouting and getting his way because like babies, if they dont get candy, they dont shut up. EU will offer him some bullshit concession and he will taco

No they are gonna pump since taco is priced in

Please don't taco until I sell my slv calls.

Please be green by open, trump just taco already man

Europe is once again going all in on the TACO trade with this one.

it only pump after he taco out when the world was dumping treasure bill. Unless his handler bessent can keep him in check, I'm sure he will be fine destroy the economy.

Either Europoors backs down or TACO

I wonder what’s going to go up in value more in the future; billion dollar companies or shiny rocks? I hope people fall for the TACO so I can buy some lovely dip tomorrow.

Been analyzing the S&P for the last 30 minutes… We saw -80 to now -66, I feel as if something is coming. Taco or not 🥭 knows this can’t be good for our markets… Do we see green at open tmr? I have calls expiring Friday so would love to see a taco Tuesday or even… Just a damn agreement

Did Trump Taco yet

🎶 TACO, TACO man I wanna see A TACO man 🎶

today we chill, tomorrow we taco

Fitting for TACO Tuesday

Smells like TACO

He is definitely going to taco

The market hasn’t priced in the possibility of the 93B retaliation package and Trumps tarrifs. This is all going to be priced in Tuesday. I see a lot of hopium of tomorrow being green. These facts being priced in are in no way green indicators. Yes the market is irrational etc etc… But this is just basic algorithms reacting. We will be very red tomorrow except taco actually taco’s before tomorrow. I banbetted it.

What if Donnie doesn’t TACO this time and goes nuclear (I am still buying calls tomorrow because I am regarded)

So bessent says taco isn’t gonna taco. The EU will not back down. This is it boys, let the circus begin

For those of you who are jonesing for action on a holiday closure like this, you should open an Interactive Brokers account, and enable options/futures trading. Section 1256 contracts options -- SPX, XSP, VIX, NDX, etc. -- are indeed trading today. If you think we'll see TACO Tuesday by open, you could have bought a SPX 6950c 1dte for 1.50 right now, and if this drop gets erased tomorrow, you've 7-8x your money at open. *This is not financial advice.*

Everybody hoping for TACO Tuesday?

15 minute is turning into a shrek dong. Did we fold the taco already?

I already have a shopping list, praying the dip holds until tomorrow. No way taco lets the market tank before midterms