TACO

95%. His buddies need to buy the dip first when premarket opens Tuesday. Then magically he's gonna say that we have a phone call scheduled with EU leaders and TACO.

That’s how I see it. MLK shields us from having a market downturn day… at least postponed. He’s gonna wait until he sold his puts to give us some taco moment news

no one is going to put millions of euros on the line for a taco, there are safer/better places for money than a shit hole like the US

But he is a taco anyway. Buy the fcking dip.

Praying for taco Tuesday

counterpoint: TACO

Curious, Mango threatening tariffs on a long weekend. This is the most "art of the deal" obvious TACO in the world. Calls.

He cant taco yet. It hasn’t dip enough and the insiders have been able to buy the dip yet.

never needed a taco more than now

Futes are not dropping nearly enough. Everybody is expecting the TACO already.

TACO MONDAY!!!!

no trades until TACO Tuesday

Who bought puts Friday 🙋🏻‍♂️ $30k on $SPY $QQQ $VIX hope we dont see taco before Tuesday!!

TACO Tuesday.

Taco

I am a fortune teller by reading semen on my belly and it tells me we‘re gonna have a big market crash followed by something that looks like a taco. But if I look further into it, it will make absolutely no difference because we‘re all gonna get nuked anyway

The US markets are closed until TACO tuesday, so let's see.

Everyone know trump will TACO

Taco happened even before Tuesday. Eu announced they’ve tacoed

Europoors out-TACOing the OG TACO

EU taco’d harder than taco tacos. Anyways bers are fuk.

He is going to taco on this btw

Let's go, TACO, let's go # 👏👏 Let's go, TACO, let's go # 👏👏

I just want a boyfriend that isn’t going to sell my TV for taco money

Weekend US tech 100 down 1% earlier.. ima need a TACO before tuesday open. Thx.

This gonna be the best TACO Tuesday of my life.

Bessent usually gets trotted out after Taco does something wild and tries to walk it back a bit, but his NBC interview just poured more gasoline on the fire. Cool, cool. Maybe this time the EU has to come out strong and be the one to taco later.

He’ll just taco and continuously extend these tariffs. Nothings changed and market will not move lol. Everyone thought jpow issue was gonna make the market red, but nothing happened. Everyone thought the first deadline for tariffs was gonna cause the market to crash again, but he kept going back on his word and market kept going up. Nothing will happen this time either lol.

Can I bet that Tacos gonna taco before market opens

He will taco by Monday and if not then it makes the tariff ruling bullish (initially at least)

You guys take what he says too seriously but this will be fun . The return of the TACO trade

I thought he was gonna TACO after Europe sent troops to Greenland by claiming that he got Europe to reinforce Greenland's security, but the new tariff tweet seems to be on another level of unhinged. I'm getting worried.

seeing too many taco comments on here which means doom is coming

Basically taco Tuesday or black Tuesday

TACO Tuesday anyone?

Calls/Puts for a TACO on Monday?

Will he taco on Tuesday?

Imagine being a "Nationalist" for ur European country and at the same time supporting TACO. Biggest clowns on the planet.

As a Europoor, I wouldn't mind eating cup noodles for a while, just to fuck over TACO and ur dogshit fake stock market. Retard ain't getting Greenland.

All this shit on the weekend, well I bought uvix as a hedge Friday before close. If he does not taco, that may save part of my port.

>A hostile takeover of a NATO country would likely cripple or collapse NATO. In reality, such a move is so damaging to U.S. interests that it is very unlikely to ever happen. Which is why it will happen because TACO is working for Putin.

I was bullish on TACO but everyone here is so bullish anyway that I'm now bearish

TACO isn't going to be rememberd very well in the history books, this madness could take a while though.

Will Tuesday dump or will TACO happen on Monday?

Even with the EU halting a US trade deal, BTC isn’t dumping. The market seems to know that 🥭 will taco by Tuesday

This Shit gonna Dip 10-15%, Mango gonna load up on calls and Taco again

So another shitstorm this week ahead eh 🤔 Taco throws in more tariffs EU suspends trade talks 🤦🏻🤦🏻

"If i were TACO i would have waited to see if the Supreme Court backs him on tariffs. Could be very awkward if they don't. Get ready for a bad Tuesday opening. We are too overbought to bounce. Catch the Investing Club hour on Thursday. Noon. It will be worth your while" --- Jim Cramer Bullish!!!

Lovely TACO deals. Calls it is.

taco delayed the SCOTUS decision so he could do this circus of tariffs on EU, then Tuesday comes and SCOTUS declares tariffs illegal, everything goes back to normal Europoors sell off on Monday just to get bailed out on the following day