TACO

"You'll find out", just smash calls, he's gonna TACO so hard

That’s code for TACO

i just seen a few new taco 2028 flags go up in this flyover state. they are watching this pumping their weird little fists loving this.

I am losing iq while listening to TACO

This ain’t even TACO anymore, this is the market realizing that the sitting president might actually be mentally challenged and the other branches are too cucked to do anything about it

I don't think TACO matters if/when europoors have decided to send an old-world message that enough is enough.

I am normally a permbull but knew this Greenland stuff was bad news. Everyone shouted me down as a doomsdayer yesterday and Taco gonna 🌮 and green by 10 am blah blah blah. Where are you all now? This isn’t just tariff bluster. This is Venezuela part 2. Next? Who knows? All I know is, market is fucked with 🥭 spouting nonesense and invading sovereign lands.

If 🥭 tacos tonight I will stick a taco up my ass

Vix mooning because they let Taco take the podium

He has not mentioned Europe or Greenland once. TACO TUESDAY CONFIRMED BOYS

Are traders gonna question the delusion TACO trade and admit we're actually cooked?

"I love hispanics" that's the signal for TACO Tuesday

hispanic, so taco?

Just taco already it's scary when he holds charts and stuff

CNBC just cuts away from the nonsense rambling…. Taco is now giving sleepy joe a run for the most mentally diminished president of all time

He’s going in hard on Minneapolis and drug lords. Looks like he’s going to Taco on the Europe questions so he’s playing tough guy on the domestic issues

TACO TIME

he's going to make up taco comments that are complete lies like I know denmark wants to do a deal, I know the EU will work with me on this because it's for the good of europe blah blah.

#bond yields holy fucking shite. this is some biblical shit. thanks TACO.

Taco Bell announces new 🥭 and chicken tacos with crunchy or soft shells, hoping it will boost the sales from WSB regards

I sold 70% port, will hold cash for few days, this will dip more unless Taco chickens out

couldnt tell you what the market will do but i can tell you without a doubt if spy even barely cracks 680 to the downside bers will go all in on puts at their most expensive and bulls will pussy out and flip to puts too then we will moon to cuck everyone on some taco shit

TACO about to take the stage and go full TACO after complaining about not being a Nobel prize winner

Taco is taking a shit in his diapers

TACO! TACO now!!! This is an order Agent Orange, the MMs demand it!

There will be no Taco He will double down 

Taco Always Crashes Out

We gonna have paratroopers dropping into greenland and mfs in here gonna be like "hes gonna taco any minute"

Orange is going to taco, doesn't want the market crashing here. Make your bets

Is there a go fund me for dude at ford plant that laid into taco?

you think he'll taco now? he's going to double down or this will have something to do with minnesota or some shit.

Is he gonna taco or not wtf where’s the V today

688 EOD Taco incoming

Taco in one hour, the man will speak in one hour

🥭 didn’t like ppl making fun of the taco trade, so he’s introducing the burrito trade: Blow Up Reckless Regard’s Imminent Trade Orders

Taco about to speak??

Taco Tuesday was my only DD

everyone seems to forget about the TACO trade

Lol that Cubans are shocked, just absolutely shocked, that they are being deported in record numbers after supporting taco in 2024

there's like 50% algo that want to bring this shit down and then buy, the other 50% just skipped taco and it's buying already

So I know taco doesn't care about dems but what does he expect all his supporters to do in blue states he is withholding funding from to do? Move? Also if you are wuthholding my federal funding for shit completely out of my control I shouldnt have to pay federal taxes

I just picture taco taking a shit and angrily hitting repost on everything on his TS feed like a deranged chimp

in an alternate reality, taco grows up in brazil

At some point, TACO wont TACO.

Pump at EOD to fuck puts. Then dump overnight again to fuck EOD calls. Then pump again after TACO.

How long I gotta wait for the TACO

We need taco to taco, otherwise no taco price

I sure love some TACO Tuesday!! 🌮

taco taco tuesday

Never bet against TACO meaning he will ALWAYS chicken out. Bull rises