TACO

If taco 🌮 🥭 mango caves in to xi then xi will blackmail US to the ground like it does to other small countries... Basically US becoming xi's dominion. If taco 🌮🥭 mango has balls then let xi put in the rare earth mineral sanctions and tarrif xi 100% and break depending on China for everything

sack of potatoes and a store brand cereal were $20 at krogerss. I thought taco was going to lower prices not raise them wtf.

When is Taco gonna tweet that China deal cancelled again?

JP will raise rates .5 to mess with taco

BYND baggies taking a break from battling hedgies to battle the raccoons for leftovers behind the Taco Bell dumpster tonight

sir this is a Taco Bell

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So Gyna and USA become best friends and Xi and Taco stroke each other on Fox and the world lives happily ever after? RIGHT?! Taiwan.

So tank the economy with tariffs, have your party shut down the gov’t, fuck with economic data, this pressures the fed into cutting rates, claim victory, repeat. Predicted this back in April, the Taco man is really smart and he’s playing it safe especially with midterms coming up. You really think the retard is going to let the market crash under his watch? He will straight up say “BUY STOCKS NOW BUY IT NOW” saving us from any crash.

The only foreseeable dip right now is sell the news on the "trade deal" if it is underwhelming. It would not be surprising for TACO to oversell what was actually agreed upon, if anything. That might not even do it with tech earnings, rate cuts, etc.

Bers baited again by a random taco tweet. Lmfao we at aths again

Announce Tariffs during market close. TACO before market opens. SPY gaps +1%. Rinse, repeat.

New mandate from taco, markets are only allowed to move premarket, each time they move while market is open, an additional 100% tariff is applied

Taco pointed out the right animals at his last super duper hard intelligence test. Calls for the next 90 days!

wouldnt be suprised if taco makes a deal with the taliban and alllows them to invest in the most speculative shite stocks around like tesla and AI bubble stocks.

The greed of bears is truly astonishing. We just had the biggest correction in 6 months on that TACO tweet. What more do you want?

When the fed doesn’t cut rates this week and TACO loses his shit and starts flaming JPow on live interview and Truth that might be a mini liberation day 2.0

TLDR:: I think Bessent is capping on how good the deal is, but maybe Taco and Xi still have feelings for each other

Gonna have to take profit on some of this crap, before he starts some more bullshit and reloads the taco trade

10x on random calls after Fri close. Thanks taco man

not a bull or a bear, just draw lines and use price action, but I think its pretty funny that because of a tweet or a taco, neither side should feel like they're sleeping like a baby, even though both sides do. better to be bipolar than a retard

Mr taco can you dump it again so I can buy some more spy plz

I just ate 35 dollars worth of Taco Bell in about 6 minutes

Taco Tweeting

There is way too much euphoria in here and posts about being rich tomorrow. Something really bad is about to happen. Still got a night of Euros being poor and TACO being himself to fuck shit up.

So taco doing anything to ruin this week?

Dementia Donny gonna TACO

Quick, someone post a pic of Winnie and Taco

Hard to be a bear when everyday is Taco Tuesday sigh

At this point, a single tweet from taco just confirming what we already know will cause a bear extinction for good

TACO 🔔 president. Always open and never fails

Will it be a double reverse taco? Puts or calls on US rare earths? Can't deal with this 3D chess.

Everyone’s so euphoric lol… am I the only one who thinks China talks won’t go well? Like yea he’ll delay tariff cus taco.. but there won’t be a deal anytime soon.

more tariffs the man says, and we shall grant it! TACO will resume trade talks this week, buckle up.

Calls on a Taco tweet midday.

Gap up then 🥭 fires off a reverse TACO tweet midday

June 11th?! Make my heart pump and dump hard lol. I thought it was the newest twitter from TACO.

Market will rip in general due to the trade mission, and likely some Canuck TACO this week.

🥭 will TACO tomorrow.

Only 2 more days to Taco Tuesday. It’s the little things.

scam coin barely up 1.6% after taco caved to Xi.

So what is the situation with China tariffs? Did TACO fold yet or is he waiting to do so on the last day

HOLY FUCK taco implementing 100% tariffs on companies hiring non whites. BIG NEWS.

Xi has all the cards in these negotiations, they can outlast the US on this trade war if they're so inclined, and they have all the reason to try and weaken the US economy and put Don under more pressure domestically, as they eye up an invasion of Taiwan. Unless the US decides to abandon Taiwan as an ally, I'm expecting taco to not get everything he wants and throw a tantrum at the very least.

taco trade team: WE DID IT! FINAL AGREEMENT AND WE GET RARE EARTH SHITE Xi's negotiator: We talked and we will continue to keep communications open no final deal in place 🤡🤡🤡🤡

Xi playing for the next 10 years while taco looking for a deal good until next week LMAO

#RARE EARTH TACO CAVE

#taco 100% caved LMAO

Good news = SPY +1% - Bad news = He will Taco = SPY +1% - So my math says +2% day tomorrow

taco fucked up fucking with canada. the tariffs lawyers are gonna be all over it in oval arguments nothing that these tax increases are NOT national emergency (the lame basis for implementing tariffs) i mean increase 10% because of a fuken ad? weak motherfucker.