TACO

Pakistan running the table with the reverse UNO Taco play to let 🥭 slide out without any personal shames. Did not see that coming.

Love me a Taco Tuesday!

TACO TACO TACO TACO

doesn't feel like the market tanked hard enough to give trump, his family and cronies time to buy in for the inevitable TACO.

Cause enough people think (and hope) he will Taco

>Mango on Fox News: I'm being briefed on Pakistan's 2-week proposal. Can't comment. Currently in heated negoations Lmao he's def going to take the out and taco

Yknow first time I’m doing the taco trade and I’m usually late to everything, so taco bottom is in. Sorry guys. He’s actually gonna do it 😢

Taco taco taco pls 🙏

Will taco do it or not? I hope you all guessed correctly.

I genuinely didn't see a taco coming this time.

I'm gonna taco

The stock market telling us Iran will be the one TACO. Iran did well however looks like they giving up when they where winning. Anyways peace=green=money so im happy :D

I still don't think he's going to taco tonight. But I'm starting to think none of it matters anymore and the market will be bullish no matter what happens.

TACO ALERT TACO ALERT TACO ALERT. This is not a drill.

#What do we want? TACO! When do we want it? NOW!

Mr. Bearsident, yet another TACO has hit the doomsday tower 🐻😧

IRCG chief is probably about to have himself a Taco Bell chalupa for dinner. 

The market has called: TACO. Let's see if it is right!

Did the Taco already happen? Or was that just Make covering the massive amount if options being bought and sold at the end there?

TACO admin told Pak PM to act , fucking insane .... this is a new way to TACO

Glad I've bought some calls start of day to hedge myself against a TACO

TACO gonna TACO

The world's largest voting mechanism is so sure of TACO that it's willing to shrug off threats of WW3 possibly beginning tonight and Shrek the close. That's how tough people really think he is when voting with their dollars.

heavily armed US B-52's and B-2's are flying towards Iran while Pakistan posts a tweet for an 🥭 and Iran off-ramp to which neither Iran and the US have not yet responded too. this is not an TACO. this is an last minute "oh shit we must do something, before cities get nuked" and its too little, too late.

TACO, TACO, TACO, TACO, TACO

Ah, it’s TACO Tuesday.

Those of you who bought puts and didn't see the most obvious TACO ever, just don't trade for the next 3 years.

Taco will sell off tomorrow

We threatened to erase a whole civilization today and the markets are so convinced we’ll have Taco Tuesday that we had a Green Day.

Lmao the market believe trump will TACO this is hilarious. Everyone including the Iran and the market is calling his bluff

Market breaks even today with TACO about to use nuclear bombs. Calls or puts?

put the taco in the bag lil bro u aint bombing shit

TACO because missiles weren't pointy enough

Did we get a Taco or something???

Taco yet?

heavily armed US B-52's and B-2's are flying towards Iran while Pakistan posts a tweet for an 🥭 and Iran off-ramp to which neither Iran and the US have not yet responded too. this is not an TACO. this is an last minute "oh shit we must do something, before cities get nuked" and its too little, too late.

\- if we get a taco we´re fucked as they will never open the straight ever again and end whatever fear they had of us \- if we don´t taco we´re fucked \- obvioulsy puts for tomorrow is the play CALLS IT IS

Literally half the thread saying taco already happened and half the thread saying destruction of Iran imminent. Y’all are useless

I may be dumb, but how would a taco drop the price of oil? Not wiping Iran off the face of the planet apparently means the strait is open?

Pakistan PM is a taco conduit.

Traders betting hard on taco right now. Makes me think my long puts may actually print

I think Pakistan Proposal is a setup for Trump to TACO, fuck this adminstration

TACO has been priced in. Iran attacking anyways has not.

algos think eveything is a taco...

I’m glad we aren’t gonna nuke Iran but I do be wishing SPY was rational about how oil supply fucked up. You can’t taco a bombed refinery

Like clockwork; A tweet from Barak Ravid: "White House press secretary Karoline Leavit tells me: The President has been made been aware of the proposal, and a response will come". How is Trump responding from a request that didn't even come from Iran. Dude is trying to TACO so bad.

Spoiler >!iran not gonna open shit for 45 days as a "goodwill gesture" while being bombed nonstop!< >!🍑 gonna taco because the inbred PM gave him an excuse to taco!<

Honestly after what the Pakistan prime minister tweeted, mango now has an excuse to taco. There’s no way he follows through

Close your puts, Trump is gonna take the 2 week Pakistan TACO.

Did bears forget what the A in TACO stands for?