TACO

TACO releasing news 5 minutes before Futures close. Arrest this mfer

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Yea possible. I’m just saying…it’s an overreaction until China and US comes to an agreement. Just cause taco man says he’s gonna jack up those prices doesn’t mean it’s gonna be that price lol.

Sounds like it’s taco Tuesday then

Has Xi ever responded to Trump? He just leaves him on read and then Trump negotiates against himself until TACO.

TACO when intel hits 30.

Everyone is talking about how Trump is going to TACO. The most obvious pain trade is that he doesn’t back down this time and the market isn’t ready for it if he doesn’t.

Monday green in taco we trust

we've seen this before, they aint letting this market drop. TACO gonna TACO and make a "deal"

Whatever happens TACO will never let this market go down. Remember this and BTFD

I can’t wait for Taco Tuesday!

Oh please. 650 spy. Even the people saying „i wish i‘d sold at the top“. We are still up so mich considering what has already happened this year. Dont be greedy, take profits (generally speaking) we still have much downward potential. Imagine TACO doesnt happen and we see 4… spy again 🤑 puts all the way fellas

Alot of you are about to be wiped out - you think the taco truck is about to come around this fast? Mango shirts the market and it's just beginning. Remember Feb-April?

Praying to the lord he doesn’t taco, make stonks even cheaper

Does anyone here actually believe mango didn't short the market or buy puts before massive tarriffs today 😂 QQQ 500 before taco

Taco had to tank the market before the end of 2025. In his own words, the Taco market beings on 2026, we are still in the Biden market.

Markets closed monday, more time for taco into tue

red monday then green on taco tuesday

Taco didn’t win the Nobel peace prize and you are wondering why we cratered?

Time for a smoke break what a rough week. We’ll be back to ATH next week when Taco Taco’s.

He'll probably announce over the weekend President Xi is amazing, he loves China, and it rockets back up. It's the world we live in. Small chance the tariffs post was the catalyst investors were looking for to divest with the government shutdown not having an end in sight, Taco illegally laying off furloughed workers, and each day the government is closed it shaves off roughly .2% from the GDP. Not a great collection of happenings.

So there’s a family in here who pooled together 2.3m on Reddit and then TACO starts his market tantrum 😂 can’t make this up

Yes, Taco sent me to the Wendy's dumpster for the weekend.

#One thing JPow and Taco can agree on is this: "bol r fuk" LMAO🤌

Why is this time any different that the other taco insider trading?

everyone knows hes going to TACO. just buy in

TACO and his insider trading. I went from being up 20k to down 10k in the span of an hour.

Taco had to tweet the day after I made such a big investment after being cash for months 🤦

TACO didn't get his Peace Nobel prize, so he started dumping the market lmao

TACO stonks go up next week

Just wanted a quiet Friday to start the long weekend and taco just had to show his retardism today.

If today is just a dump Friday and pump Monday so TACO's family and friends can make money, then minerals stock will dump hard next week. May be a good bet.....🤔

So we’re back at the “freaky Friday” -> “taco Tuesday” routine?

How TF y'all losing money on options in this market? It's really easy. Something bad happens for Trump (like not getting the Nobel he wants), buy puts because he's gonna have a tantrum and says dumb shit. Then get calls because TACO's gonna TACO. Rinse and repeat. Basically, the market is incredibly predictable right now as long as you recognize the most powerful person in the world is an easily butthurt simpleton.

alert this a taco trade

The taco will be legendary

You thought it’s V time but Taco hasn’t said anything verbally yet. China are all sleeping now

Um… you guys clearly forgot about TACO

After the 3-day weekend, he'll be encouraged to walk back the threat, and we'll have chicken taco supreme Tuesday. 🐔🌮

If april taught me something. It's that TACO TACOS!

Taco will post in a few hours what great relationship he has with Chine

The **Big** move lower needed time to digest the losses. Sometimes that means there will be a bounce and sometimes it means SPY will just compress. A compression is more bearish because it is a sign that the selling pressure is so heavy that the market **can't** bounce. Just be careful folks. And Taco speaking at 3pm & 5pm. It can't get worse right?

Load up for TACO Tuesday.

missed the initial taco man news. forgot about BABA bid-ask spread because im a SPY degen. thought i would make $64 on an ultra-quick scalp - only made $8 fml

fake dip, buy buy buy also great point of entry into UUUU. right now, it's given up all its gains from the taco tweet

SURELY HE DOESNT TACO AGAIN

When is mid terms? I'd like to lock in my vote after what this Taco did to my port today

Trump strikes again! How long before a TACO? Guessing he'll let the correction go for a week or two so all his buddies with big short positions can get rich.

#To TACO, or not to TACO. That is the question. #Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous losses or take arms against a sea of tariffs.

This isn't even taco it's just stupid posturing. The rare earth restriction policies don't even go into effect until specifically after the apec meeting to give room for negotiations. Ofc big Don needs to do it all in the dumbest and loudest way possible though lmao