TACO

Dummy Taco just speed ran debt crisis

The irony is Trump could taco out and China could say they don't give a shit that he's giving in lol. Chinese rocks being withheld would destroy our capex based data center growth. See ya build the domestic rock companies BEFORE you piss off our sole provider of shiny rocks, not AFTER. Gld ty

Could use a good TACO right about now.

So MAG7 will post earning around near end of this month. At the same time November 1 is deadline for TACO's tariffs. I bet the market will keep going down until near that date and MAG7 beat earning and no more tariffs and we'll be back to ATH and then new ATH. In the meantime I'll go cash for a bit. Edit: FOMC Meeting is at 28-29 October too. In other words every big thing is near the end of October.

GIVE ME A TACO PREFERABLY PINK 🗿

Hamas got taco'd

Taco taca taque tacx

If taco pumps the market, i will make alot of money, i will be more attractive to women, i can make more babies

Taco delaying speech until all his homies load up on calls before market closes

Tariff man comes out of his den and sees his shadow it means 6 more weeks of TACO

Trump would not make it worse after 1% down. Clearly he will make calls print … TACO he doesnt want market to crash… we will be fine. tmr S&P up 2-3%

TACO is such a narc that he probably just wants to boost as many viewers as possible. he thrives on attention

What is wrong with the market today? Does the market still not understand whatever 🥭 said today, he will TACO before the market open again tomorrow?

Taco stroking his massive ego making the whole country wait for him.

Taco watch

We have the white house tweeting fucking spongebob memes. Please please just TACO already so we can buy the 650 spy

wtf is this fuckin shit; can we keeep the fuckin gainz for 3 days straight ... taco needs to shut his trap for few days let us simple folks enjoy some green

Need taco to tweet out the First Ladies juggs

Imagine being a bear right now as though we aren't a Taco tweet away from +1% on SPY

QQQ 610 EOD once Taco Trump announcement comes out

Taco hurry up and say you’ve had a great conversation with your friend Putin

BREAKING: TACO HASNT SAID ANYTHING ALL DAY

"taco"

With the market this scared. Good lord TACO dont say anything stupid...

I got to say that options trading is not good for me. I constantly have a headache. And i am never fully asleep cuz my brain is waiting for TACO to post something. I should go back to something healthier, like coccain

Taco needs big announcement to distract from Epstein files, which will show that Taco wasn’t just a client but a business partner. Yikes!

Random dumps... Massive spikes on puts... Insiders shorting corn... I've seen this movie before. We dump at the speech with hawkish tone toward China. Taco over the weekend.

Taco talking agenda today - domination over KGB agent man discussion - brief intermission- YMCA theme - windmills

Buying gld calls is much safer than spx calls. Taco trying to destroy usd. J pow gonna start the printer.

Taco gonna come out with some bullshit that Putin is on his side to pump the market for baron to short it.

Taco said 500% tariffs and you bought?

Imagine how pissed TACO friends are. He told them he would make the market dump but regards buy all the dips lol

Can we have one more TACO today or is it only for Tuesday?

Why make $30k profit on goog calls if I can just panic at taco’s tweet and sell them for a loss

jpow and taco on the same narrative, "please don't pop this bubble, ... keep buying.. plz.. ty for attention"

Do people think TACO will take an equity stake in USAR?

Please dont Taco my Portfolio mango

No apparently unmotivated dump? No insider moves? TACO is going to be quiet.

No responses from Gyna , Taco will be vague

TACO makes a post after everyone buys calls. Book it

Whats the Taco annpuncement about this Evening

Looking good. Markets got that breather. Now we pump until TACO bitches out on Nov 1 vs China.

Taco

Taco + Gov reopening (soon) + TSM ER reaffirming AI spending. SPY 700 eom

What’s everyone think of the WSJ article saying China wants to intentionally crash markets to get taco to concede? Seems like that is an obvious effect of a trade war regardless, but surely market knows this will result in a deal, China always postures, taco postures, says some harsh shit and deadline then tacos, and Chinas market suffers a lot more anyways

"BREAKING: China is deliberately tanking markets to force TACO into major concessions in trade talks, per WSJ" Only a rumor but if its real then TACO will do anything to pump it. So we bull are good.

If mango announces taco tweet does SPY go to 9000?

Long TACO

Yes, but gold rising is the thing that makes sense. Stocks also rising is what doesn't make sense. With all the turmoil, uncertainty, inflation, real economy in the shitter, upcoming rate cuts, etc., gold *should* be popping off. The rest of the market not cratering is the head scratcher/AI bubble/TACO pump. Gold is free money. Stick your fucking hand out and take it.

Imagine you are a federal employee and you haven’t been paid for two weeks, …then you get called up by your weekend Army national guard unit to go invade Portland and ALSO still not get paid for that job either … then you find out that 🍊taco just doubled down and gave billions more in financial bailout to the country of Argentina 😆 😬 What a time to be alive