TACO

I've attached a tiny webcam to my bidet so that I can livestream it in action. I've got last night's Taco Bell about to make a huge splash at 9:00 am EST and you can check out the action at www.live\_bidet.com (look for profile for dwayne) You can view every nook and cranny getting sandblasted!

Taco deploying the National Guard to ber anus. ACLU filing a lawsuit. More at 11.

who is buying UNH calls like mad right now? We'll get TACO in a few weeks and UNH will have their honour restored and earnings are going bigly up

TLRY puts for earnings this week? Surely if they miss this shit crashed hard as fuck with all the 420 pumping it’s got from taco, right? Right?

if a taco truck doesn't offer unlimited sliced radishes it aint it

hmmm.. taco truck down the street got good burritos... side quest time

Guess it was CRML the next taco corrupt pump lmao

TACO Strikes again! "U.S. President Donald Trump is considering significant tariff relief for U.S. auto production that could effectively eliminate much of the costs major car companies are paying, Republican Senator Bernie Moreno and auto officials told Reuters Friday."

USAR next Taco pump?

No jobs report no data. I feel assured as the Intelligent Investor. This is a TACo Market 🌮

I remember SoundHound got kicked off by a mid taco restaurant in the Austin area, so yes, that sounds pretty genius brother.

Wish I could go eat vintage Taco Bell at the mall food court, buy an N64 game at Toys R Us, and chillll

Those Del Taco grilled chicken taco things feel like a bunch of rocks in my stomach right now... Guess I'm not eating any dinner tonite

When the last time we had a 1% drop intra day?? It’s been forever, I just can’t believe how much the mkt pumps incessantly on literally zero to negative news days. Absolutely taco rigged mkt 

No jobs report bcz govt shutdown No quarterly reports bcz TACO SEC No news is good news. So, stonks only up and up!

bear brains: omg the government is SHUTTING DOWN this will be the biggest collapse since the PANDEMIC... DO NOT ASK ME WHY IT WOULD HAVE THAT EFFECT. I LITERALLY CANNOT WITH YOU PEOPLE RIGHT NOW \*market goes up despite his baseless opinions\* bear brains: goddamn taco bubble goldman sachs trolls controlling the market i hate this world life is suffering

If govt is shutdown then no more payroll reports. Taco man is a genius!