TACO

The dip wasnt big enough for 🥭. He will taco once we’re at least 5% off ATH

People forget what the TACO trade was like last year and it shows. He’s going to find some stupid concession walk back the tariffs and make it seem like a big W

I mean at the end of the day TACO is still priced in isn’t it?

bUt BuT hE wIL TaCo

Taking profits at open on these big beautiful puts I bought before Friday close. Then open up big beautiful calls before Davidson or whatever Trump is going to Taco on Wed.

I mean, the immediate following Truths he posted ain't exactly TACO

Mango is such a prolific shitposter that I think the world will actually be in for a shock if he doesn’t TACO this time

Reminder that mango's entire mindset and policy is dictated by the last person he talked to. Stephen Miller was probably planting the Greenland insanity in his head, but the tard wrote on truth social that he just got off the phone with Mark Rutte and in the post he didn't even mention that the US needs Greenland. Just that it's important for security. TL;DR the fat moron will TACO as per usual

Who is ready for TACO Tuesday?

Mango already TACO?

Taco time?

I think the dip dips untI the following weekend, we have a taco then back uppies.

Ok assuming TACO in a week, what are things to buy calls on that people are bullish on? OK with holding for the next 2-3 years (until president term is finished)

He's gonna Taco in Switzerland before he talks to anyone?

Taco Tuesday special right before market open

Everyone ready for TACO Tuesday? Calls it is...

Has anyone made the joke yet that the market is gonna go into absolute free fall tomorrow and thus will inevitably turn into Taco Tuesday by lunch?

It’s gonna be a roller coaster ride tomorrow. In other words, just another Tuesday at the Taco Stand.

Taco Tuesday! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS FECAL MATTER.

Don't forget Taco

In honor of taco it really should be crunch wrap supreme Court.

Buy NVO y’all. 🥭 going to TACO

One little tiny itsy bity tweet from taco and we will enter a biblical short squeeze

War stock is down and oil can't get above 60$. I guess the market doesnt believe TACO the Kid.

TACO TUESDAY 2026 has been cancelled. I repeat, has been cancelled. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER.

Taco Tuesday

Taco likes it tight

I just need a pre market TACO tweet so I can break even. I don’t even want profits now

Seeing all the panic here is telling me that the taco trade is still going to be effective

Calls of course, it’s TACO Tuesday sales.

TACO Tuesday

No, fr this shit is not as bad as it could be. 1% fute move with taco imminent ain’t scaring me

or taco could just not invade greenland, dont he have like mexico or some other brown countries to invade and kidnap leader first ? do these first before attacking nato allies

Just wait until overnight taco does not come.

Trade isn’t slowing down and earnings is right around the corner for all the big companies. Who will all post ATH. If the uncertainty is around more conflict - we know this can taco as quickly as it came about.

Taco is a 🐱. I dont buy the invasion

taco tuesday is cancelled

Taco got bad info on troops going to Greenland . Onto the next taco trade .

If the market tanks, I say he'll taco within the week. If it only dips say ~1% then I'll give it 2 weeks

berrorists hoping that TACO doesn't TACO for once

I mean Señor taco got his nickname for a reason, he’s dumb as shit but scared

taco will back out and bers will lose their paycheck again

A tofu taco?

TACO meet TOFU (Trump Only Fucks Us)

Imagine being a bear and thinking Taco saying tariffs for the 50th time in a year is going to derail the Market 🤦🤌

taco taco yet ?

The sudden silence of 🥭on Greenland today is a great indicator of TACO Tuesday

Maximo Retardo already preparing his TACO tuesday 🌮

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/s/SWejraCOT3 Pentagon just deployed 1,500 airborne rangers to Greenland Bulls “tAcO”

TACO TUUUUEEESSDDDAAAYYYY