TACO

If the market goes green because TACO is priced in, that gives Trump a bit more comfort to go aggro against Iran, which causes more damage and instability. But if the market acted even halfway more rationally and tanked ala liberation day, the pressure would build for an actual TACO. Ironically bols might be fueling their own demise.

**- today is gonna be fun** **- if he tacos it´s over, he lost the war, we gotta go, the regime will totally be emboldened and never again scared, we fucked** **- if he doesn´t taco we fucked too** **So, PUTS for tomorrow ARE THE OBVIOUS MOVE** **Therefore, CALLS IT IS**

The funniest thing possible would be the worlds largest taco into a selloff tomorrow lmao

Market: let’s pump, he’s gotta taco! Breaking news: 8pm deadline is still on Market: pump!! He’s gonna taco and not bomb bridges and power plants Breaking news: US-Israeli bombings of bridges ahead of deadline Market: PUMP!!! They didn’t say POWER PLANTS yet!!!

He decides to use nukes? SPY -0.5%. He decides to TACO for another week? +3%

Taco Tuesday is a psyop, don't listen to these crazy bastards

I don't think we are getting a TACO tonight

God damnit I fuckin love taco Tuesday’s. Happy hour goes ALL NIGHT

Can we please just dip back down to like $649 or something so I can load up on calls for the TACO

Truly we should go back to the low of the day if a TACO isn't announced soon. Who would risk holding calls, that doesn't belong here?

Bet ya they hit four smaller power plants, some back up generators, 2 more bridges. T.H.E.T.A. Trump Hits Easy Targets Afterhours avoids war crimes and not a full taco. Still calls.

You know what. TACO Bell for lunch sounds GREAT today

It’s TACO Tuesday, everyone should be loading up on calls

The only TACO you will get today is from Taco bell

No Taco guys 

I bet mango looks at the market like us regards here at wsb but with the power to change shit. Spy goes down 0.1%.  "Omg, its drilling. Should I taco yet? Nah, let's wait to see if it goes down another 0.1% but get the headline ready"

TACO Tuesday, right?

Market already pricing in TACO. This is how little respect Donny gets outside of his inner circle. No one takes him seriously

I think the biggest taco of them all would be to taco out of the potentially biggest taco of them all, so it should be puts. Calls it is

Guys, there is no Taco, there is no AI, no semiconductors, no data centers, no magical internet money, no silver, no nuclear, no quantum, no robots It’s over 

Everyone is expecting him to taco and were all retarded so hes not gonna taco, taco Tuesday canceled

If it's nacho day to profit, I'll be here if you wanna taco 'bout it.

Classic TACO tuesdays

I don't think it's gonna be a fully loaded taco. Maybe more like an impulsive street taco that tastes great, but costs $20 and isn't very filling.  Best case scenario I think, he called his shot and announced what the US would target. Iran set up human shields, cooler heads prevail (hopefully Pete hasn't fired them all) and they bomb some random unimportant bullshit out of the way that nobody is looking at. Bombs fall, footage of inconsequential explosions, and he's satisfied but nothing really changes and we...keep doing this for a while longer lol

Market still believing in TACO. Maybe it’s right. I don’t know how many times he can taco out of a war though… delay delay. But strait is still closed? Oil is still on the moon. Market shrugs because negotiations are under way to the 4th week in a row

You get a TACO, I get a TACO, Everyone gets a TACO!

Fucking Isreal ruining my taco

Trump will TACO for weeks to come, I can already assume how this is going to play out: Trump is going to make vague threats for weeks to come and every time the deadline closes, enough progress will have been made to extend the deadline for another 2 weeks. Meanwhile other countries will individually strike deals with Iran, slowly allowing more and more ships through the strait again, until it's 90% back to normal. After a few weeks both Donny and Iran get tired off it all, then strike a little deal to officially end it, and Donny will claim he completely reopened the strait on his own, ignoring the fact that 90% has already been opened by all the other countries. TL;DR version: Bullish

i think not seeing the market crash will make trump not taco this time

So insiders got the taco info already it appears

**The next 3 days:** Wednesday: He TACOed again: SPY +3% Thursday: The TACO turns out to be nothing but hot air: SPY flat Friday: He starts bombing all these target anyway: SPY -0.5%

Insiders caught wind of the taco, CALLS

People bring up the boy who cried wolf a lot with this taco business but remember how that story ends?

Calls it is! TACO don;t let me down! Taking APPL to the moon later.

i feel like an epic taco is incoming something about progress made during talks, potential deal soon

Trumps in the situation room, carriers have gone radio silent. UN resolution has been vetoed. Taco Tuesday has been cancelled

Extra chicken on this taco. Ain’t shit happening. 

TRUMP ANNOUNCES TACO BELL TO BE NATIONALIZED DOLLAR CRAVINGS MENU ALONG WITH THE FRITOS BURRITO COMING BACK NATIONWIDE

whats the play if he doesn't taco?

No taco today. Don’t get caught in this

🥭 threatens what would amount to the largest geopolitical crisis in most of our lifetimes, and everyone is just like - nahhh, its TACO Tuesday! Maybe it is, but fuck, the tail risk here is insane.

it's a new month of trading maybe a good way to keep the TACO fresh in this case is TACO'ing on the TACO you expect him to make

To save the world, i will max out my credit card on 1dte puts in anticipation of no TACO. I deserve the nobel peace prize. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Barron loves TACO Tuesdays he makes a few million $ every time

Guys, was there a taco or at least a quesadilla?

Lmao the TACO theory is spot on: > PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID THAT THE STRIKES ON IRAN THAT HE PROMISED WOULD BEGIN AT 8:00 P.M. TUESDAY ARE “HAPPENING,” BUT CAUTIONED THAT THINGS “COULD CHANGE.” - ABC NEWS

Somebody knows the TACO is coming

Who's got the Signal group invite? I just need to know whether there's going to be taco or not tonight

so let me set this straight. Heavily armed B-2 and B-52 bombers are departing their Bases from the US and UK right now and the market is still pricing in a TACO.

The setup for the taco is ready, he already said he would extend the deadline once again if he saw tangible progress in the negotiation, he is obviously gonna lie that there is progress. Or not, we never know with this guy 😭