TACO

I might go buy a bunch of taco 🌮 shells and just start leaving them around here and there randomly in public places.

which means we get taco explosions instead

DAME MELONIA probably not putting out so taco is mad as fuck

#what is love - TACO

Technicals are telling me $610ish!, but TACO wants $700!

Soft TACO

Mini TACO Vance is negotiating a peace deal so it’s different this time

I think the market know about it but the big question is will Iran allow TACO to join them lol. TACO did mention a few times that he wants to do it with Iran. For TACO it is all about da money.

BS, like always.  TACO started this also to get leverage over China and then Epic fury turned into Epic failure.

"JUST IN: China reportedly pushed Iran toward a ceasefire in hopes of gaining diplomatic leverage with TACO ahead of talks over Taiwan."

Taco takin a sht on the WH lawn and everybody laughin

So everyone is just going to ignore the breakfast taco? I mean, it's a taco.

OK, this one is new. "JUST IN: Hunter Bide n challenges Eric TACO & Donald TACO Jr. to a “cage match”

PSA: Get to your reverse-TACO shelters immediately!

reverse-TACO mis siles in-bound

So okay its obvious this truce is not being kept by Israel attacking Lebanon. Iran is now not allowing tankers to pass and the Taco Boy says Iran is being dishonorable. I don't know for you guys but why is this truce not called void already?

Even Japan made fun of TACO its bullshit

You reckon that Wharsh will not be influened by Taco

Is TACO all tapped out?

guaranteed we have a reverse taco here in the next few days.

DJT January 2028 options at $10 strike only costs $300. That's two years' time for him to Taco and sell the company off at a premium to repay stock holders. Seems like a solid play, no?

It's the turbo gas light taco

Taco the Taco? Tacoception?

The New taco is literally saying one thing, doing another, and shouting down anyone who suggests otherwise

Lol clown show with this guy.  "You better not do it or I'll huff and I'll puff on my own social netwotk and then I'll taco!" 

I get how last April we rallied after the tariff taco=pause on tariffs.. But this April's Open the Hormuz "taco" hasn't done sh\*t... Just salty am in software

So the taco was he didn't obliverate an entire civilization?

The market is an indicator of confidence. Forget dumb technicals and financials. TACO is exceedingly confident no matter what- so the market is confident and it goes uppies. It's that simple. Position: 4000 shares of TSLQ

When everyone is expecting a TACO, but they get a huge burrito inside their A-Noos.

IPO alert. Going straight to the S&P500 and S&P100. Strait of Hormuz stock, ticker, TACO. Expected Q2 earnings $40b. 2026 year revenue $69,420B.

When Taco said "UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!", I didn't know he meant unconditional surrender to all Iranian demands lol.

I hate myself right now. Been a minute since I blundered this bad. My regarded ass sold covered calls on Amazon 300 shares at 220 strike price. Expiring in 3 weeks. And leaves msft uncapped. Msft does absolutely nothing. And I’m down 30%. Amazon rockets, got in at 200… and if I didn’t cap aggressively would have recovered all msft losses and more. BUT THIS FUCKER SAID HE WAS GOING TO END A CIVILIZATION!!!! Tf was I supposed to do? FUCKING TACO!! 🌮

bombs flying and market green. gotta love the taco

Woke up craving for some mango filled taco

Just buy oil when the TACO happens.

Taco level is only at 2.7 right now, usually around 3 you start seeing activity

Market doesn’t go down anymore because everyone knows they will just get TACO saved out of a bad position so just constant dip buying

Market is learning to TACO trade. Money to be made rn, reposition before the weekend, something insane will happen by Monday night.

CVX up 2%. I may get my losses back from TACO.

The TACO Trade is real though. Just gotta be patient.

Don’t come to Taco Thursday today folks…

🥭 should write a new book and call it art of the taco

At this point a mango and a taco control the price the of oil and not supply and demand

Strait still closed. Israel still attacking Lebanon. Mango will TACO the TACO. CPI and jobs cooked. Stagflation. That’ll be $15.99. Cash or credit?

Trumps negotiations meeting with Iran: Jordan Belford here; what if I told you you have a once in a taco time opportunity to short Crude oil and repair your whole country if we just pretend we have a deal and you say you’re reopening the strait? Then tomorrow you go long and you just say you closed it again. You build your country I bankrupt another casino… it’s a win - win - so much winning 🤝

Oil calls have been the play since Iran closed Hormuz, because it is an historically significant event.  The TACO ceasefire should be the absolute bottom for non-insiders and people who were skeptical about the US actually warring with Iran.  This war gives legit TACO power until the end of his term because he can flip flop with impunity now and the markets will have to react. Israel is all bought in to gaining territory and the US has no way out short of complete surrender. 

Yes, except on Tuesday. Taco Tuesday is calls!

Is taco pumping it up?

Everyone said it was impossible to have Taco on Thursday. But I did it, I moved taco from Tuesday to Thursday - 🥭 

Bols were buying calls not realizing it was Thursday, not Tuesday. Hahah, no TACO today!