TACO

How many hours until TACO speak?

What's gonna say Taco today?

MANGO YOU ARE GONNA MAKE ME TACO

You better sit down and be quiet or taco will turn this car around right now

Taco announcement at 3est .

Should get some free pumps when gov reopens, cpi, rate cut, tech earnings and taco on ghyna Stay strong bulls

Just like Taco Bell

Taco Thursday happens midday for fuck yeah Friday

So who’s paying for the ballroom and why does the White House a place of business need a fucking ball room lmao. Taco never fails to amaze me by pushing the boundaries just for the fuck of it

Lots of CEOs must be wondering tonight whose dick they need to suck to get Taco to use taxpayer dollars to take a stake in their company

Well...hope TACO and his stupid team shut the fuck up tomorrow because Future pumping right now.

$4.30 for 1 soft shell taco... I miss $1.50 taco on the side of the street back in the days.. 😭

Taco Thursday coming. Don’t you worry , its all fine

taco announcing stake in fake meat to feed fat generals

Holy fuck everything is down or neutral on NO news. THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO WERE GREEN FOR A SECOND TODAY WAS FUCKING FAKE MEAT BUYERS. Is this the end? 1929 all over again? TACO START TACOING

one red day and he's back to full taco mode

taco?

I need a taco.  Do we get taco before Nov 1?

Him being a TACO dosent change chinas positioning on export controls lol

I have a strong feeling he is about to TACO any moment from now. China will be our BFF again by 6pm.

Next week is Big Tech Earning and if they dump, then the whole world economy will collapse. So I think we'll pump hard and TACO and XI will make make-up anal sex again and be friends forever.

Mango please taco, I can’t take this

Alright Taco tell us how much you love Xi

Reminds me of the day they leaked that shit to bloomberg about firing Powell. Old habits die hard. Buy the dip, taco, etc. etc.

The only position I’m comfortable holding right now is calls on INTC, the taco man wouldn’t hurt his own right

More TACO grift trade I’m guessing?

I’m depressed and want to eat my feelings should I have mac and cheese or Taco Bell for breakfast?

There must be a large institution with a 4k put on gold. People are fixated on this week when taco is running the money printer at max speed. 

🥭, please TACO a lot today with Pooh

One time I ate tacos at del taco. Cashier told me afterwards they “accidentally” gave me fake beef. #am I gey now? LMAO 🤌

TACO

*US OFFERS NUCLEAR ENERGY COMPANIES ACCESS TO WEAPONS-GRADE PLUTONIUM -Financial Times TACO out here handing out plutonium and you’re not invested in $HOND?

Trump said today from the oval that China will have 155% tariffs November 1st but that its still "not sustainable" so it sounds like an empty threat. typical taco around [13:00](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6NwDHWs7H0)

TRUMP: AS OF NOV. 1, TARIFFS ON CHINA WILL BE ABOUT 155% *TRUMP: HIGHER TARIFFS ON CHINA WON'T BE SUSTAINABLE FOR THEM he is going to say this then TACO and delay by 90 days, until the end of term

I wish I was Barron taco right now

Multiple massive forces like critical metals deal expectations, India holiday seasonality, and rampant price fixing  Watch taco twist like a snake every time he opens his mouth. This admin is in way over their heads. 

Taco has negative leverage in the China deal. 

TACO Tuesday is over. Now is the time of trade wars

ATH still to be hit with trade deals, TACO buffet, and reopening of clownoverment But... When the data's back online... Oh boy. There will be some needle threading coming up.

Algos have just decided to start ignoring Trump’s tweet since he always taco

I love that the TACO trade dump and pump now fully unwinds before he even finishes caving.

Taco already flipped his GLD puts into calls. A 2,000% day for him. 

fuckin taco tuesday

There is strong support at every fucking cent. This market is so backstopped that I genuinely don't get wtf spooks soome of you. Just blindly buy calls when algos malfunction as they don't speak taco

🚨TACO SAYS WE BUILT CHINA'S MILITARY WITH ALL MONEY WE LOST || MAYBE MEETING WON'T HAPPEN WITH XI

we might never see red SPY again if taco keeps quiet

“THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY $GLD $SPY!!!” -TACO Apr 9, 2025.

I forgot how boring and illogical markets were without TACO pump n dumps. Today is the day we get a retarded statement

There will be a TACO dip ahead of a deal. Wait for that.

Taco Tuesday