TACO

Taco Bell, Chipotle or Juan's double tortilla monstrosity?

Did anyone see the video where taco bitcoined his pants?

Taco has small pecker narcissism syndrome. It’s uncurable.

So TACO now shit himself on live TV now lol....

Seems like he gonna taco on Iran. Rip my OXY calls.

Watch Taco pass a law to allow 3 terms as CIC, just for BO to make a comeback

When Taco said we wouldn't have to pay taxes on crypto gains, I didn't realize he was removing the gains.

I’m surprised people aren’t returning to Taco Bell en mass these days. It’s the only place you can get little over $1 burritos, and get your daily salt intake in a single meal. Perfect savior of this economy

On the next episode of America....war threats then Taco, the death of 🌽, govt shutdown for real, more tariffs to reduce consumer prices along with more shit that makes no sense Stay tuned!

In case anyone doesn't understand what's happening: dollar was taking a huge shit and broke a very key support due to the unreliability of the US; corrupt US regime has to do something, so they surprise announce a famously hawkish fed chair; dollar rallies above key support, everything else tanks; but, they need a dove to cut rates and stimulate economy so they don't get obliterated in midterms; there will be a TACO on fed chair or a tweet about how he knows he needs to cut rates. Bet accordingly

can Trump TACO the new fed chair

I hope TACO got a plan to pump the stock market before the market open on Monday. TACO: I already got a concept of a plan 👍 Bull: Fuck....

some one should trip him up and ask him about the tariff effect on inflation while taco is right there. Then we can see which way his loyalty lie.

Mango needs to TACO my port again

Dont worry...TACO will soon have OTHER names to call him....starts with "best and brightest".....ends with ...well...you know..... Worst hiring record ever for a "businessman". But then again, he isn't. Why on EARTH would anyone set themselves up for that?

Classic Taco Friday, Monday we pump

will taco hit iran this weekend?

International News seems to have finally picked up on 🥭 preparing Iran invasion and US military buildup near Iran. This is the absolute last time where 🥭 has the opportunity to TACO before he goes all in on his iran invasion. No wonder the market is trading like a EKG, there is immense uncertainty. If 🥭 actually invades and combat footage slowly leaks, most assets will dump then flatline.

Wonder if trump will taco on warsh

Is this the latest TACO plan? Pick a hardliner that will raise rates. But turns out his dad is best buds with 🥭 and he's a Yes man that will lower rates.

it's fuck it up friday puts into the weekend - TACO monday AM to calls and rip it

Wow Silver falling like hot shit after taco tuesday

dump today, war on the weekend, taco tuesday

We need a TACO right now on this "Kevin" thing! Pls mr fruit, taco it!

TACO Monday is about to feed families

Trump is such a taco…He looks, sees the red mass of red in stock market, panics, and hastily announces the fed chair pick earlier than the originally allotted time slot today.

Taco nominated Kevin Warsh as next chair if fed

it's gonna take a couple of decades to fix the country once taco is done

Bet Taco sees the market reaction to warsh and names someone else.

Wait until the boomers see that their retirements are gone. Mango is gonna TACO and name JPowell for Fed Chair again.

Always remember that TACO doesn't want the market to dump hard when it's the year of midterm. Who knows, maybe the rumor about the new Fed is fake and the new and real Fed that will replace our beloved J.Powell is Jim Cramer 🤔

Actually, really think Kamala would've been better for the economy and the market, which is absurd. Taco really is a big douchebag.

Calls at the end of trading session today for next week is free money. Democrats are the original TACO; there won't be a shutdown because they always fold at the last minute.

Funny that TACO got a picture of himself and Putin in the White House. Maybe.....Bubba is Putin 🤔

At least Taco Bell has some cool new value items

Guys - Take note.📝 He will see the market down in the morning will freak out and come with a Taco 🌮 solution. I’m not saying obviously that he will make peace with Jay Pow but he will find a way to pull a reversal as he always does (like he did in the Greenland riff raff ) Seriously - Pay attention tomorrow. It will obviously V and it will be caused by him (Tweet on TS)

Can we have taco bring out the candidates and give a rose to the winner?

Natural gas dropping too (I increased supply after eating all this Taco Bell)

#breaking new: taco picks Hawk Tuah as the next fed chair. "shes got a deep throat!" he was quoted as saying during the annoucement

It doesn’t matter who will pick tomorrow for FED chair. He will TACO again until May and choose someone else

Market still doesn’t believe in the taco trade lmaooo

""...The only thing that can slow our Country down is another long and damaging Government Shutdown. I am working hard with Congress to ensure that we are able to fully fund the Government, without delay..." - PRESIDEN TACO" --- The White House I guess there wouldnt be anymore government shutdown this time lol

Hit the taco bar for more

I thought Taco was going to pump the markets but it's just one of his gargle fests

Just need a casual +1.30% spy overnight and for it to hold by open. Do something else taco

This is it, I turned 350 freedom bucks into 7k on Trumps Greenland rants and subsequent TACO roughly 2 weeks ago. Now I’ve full ported SLV calls 1 month out, either I make life changing money or I’m back to square one. Fuck it, all in

jesus, ridiculous panicking. who gives a shit about trade deficit or whatever reason they are pushing for this sell off. this will pump with the occasional taco in between, unless markets finally start giving a shit about the US slipping into a fascist regime. until then, its all fine

Not a standard taco play here, gotta think outside the box on this one

“Don’t worry, Trump will just taco and markets will go back up tomorrow” “Sir, this one had nothing to do with Trump” “😩”

Why the sudden massive dump? The market looks like it just ate a full Taco Bell meal