TACO

so let me set this straight. Heavily armed B-2 and B-52 bombers are departing their Bases from the US and UK right now and the market is still pricing in a TACO.

The setup for the taco is ready, he already said he would extend the deadline once again if he saw tangible progress in the negotiation, he is obviously gonna lie that there is progress. Or not, we never know with this guy 😭

Gonna assume TACO until I am proved otherwise. Things are still horrifically bad though, because damage is already done. both of these things can be true

100% TACO tonight. Sell at your own risk.

Let's see ... 1. If there's a pump through close - Trump is dropping bombs and told his son and friends to buy Puts. 2. If it craters through close - Trump is pulling the most TACO of TACOs and told his son and friends to buy Calls. Sound about right?

these 1 min insane volume spikes keep happening, he will 100% taco lol

yo quiero taco at the bell

Market is reacting like there will be a peace deal, could you imagine 🎺not doing a taco hehehe

The taco is set up with that latest interview, now we wait for the inevitable deadline extension

the market is still delulu expecting a TACO. 🥭 wont TACO on a war which is supported by US oil, defense industry interests and Bibi.

The boy who cried Taco.

Watch the taco not even happen and we still close green

When we TACO tonight again will the market say enough is enough and dump or pump as usual continue...

#TACO, TACO man, I want to see a TACO man

Call of Duty:  Taco Warfare Maps: Kharg Island Venezuelarrrr Strait of Hormuz Cuba DLC Map: Greenland Kill streak perk: suffocate your enemies with the stench of shitty diapers 

WHAT WAS THE TACO?  Carne asada?? pollo?  Birria?  Either way it’s giving me diarrhea 

8 PM Hawaii time.... TACO

We’ve seen this too many times. Trump goes ballistic and acts like he’s going to blow the whole world up just for him to taco last second. It’s so obvious. Load calls for when the “deal” or “ceasefire” happens. PUTS ARE WAY TOO OBVIOUS

What if saying Taco Tuesday all the time unironically backfires, and just to prove the shitposters who come across his Twitter feed wrong, he actually drops a nuke on Tehran lol. 

If they released the reporter that means Taco is commin it would have been one of our demands to show they were negotiating in good faith. You have been warned

To never return again.... TACO

Had a work meeting. Did I miss the taco?

To TACO or not to TACO, that’s the question

Insider trading 🥭leaked taco 🌮

Iran said that they are still negotiating... so expect a double serving of TACO for both sides

Fakeout before rug pull or actual taco 🌮?

another insane volume spike, taco leaked 100%

Never doubt taco Tuesday

Is it TACO time already??

He just TACO!!

**DID WE TACO?**

taco incoming

ye taco is in, these 1min huge volume spikes are too sus.

Taco Tuesday 🌮

Oh yea it’s taco time. Calls from here

bought a lil' bit of calls to hedge myself from yet another TACO. Still a ber ofc

Taco Tuesday close your puts guys

Trump set the iran deadline on TACO Tuesday🤔

It'll be hilarious if people are making bullish bets about a possible TACO only to get blown the fuck out like last year during liberation day when no one believed fruit salad man would go through with the tariffs.

i genuinely don’t think he can taco out of this. and if he does, the consequences will be just as bad

I sense another WSB mass extinction event as there will be no TACO 😭

Both the israel's and the weird strain of christian leaders they have in america look too serious about their apocalyptic beliefs and the return of their messiah for me to bet real money on easter taco ngl

He will bomb them, but will be less targets, but he will say this will continue each day until a deal is reached. Its the only way to taco and not taco at the same time.

We're either gonna get nukes or the biggest TACO we've ever seen. Nothing in between.

last day at the most annoying job I've ever had Would love to celebrate with some TACO

I HAVE A DEGENERATE AMOUNT OF MONEY FOR THE TACO. 🙏

Is not up to anyone decide taco. Iran have to play his part too

Entire market trying to front run the TACO. Dude for sure knows how to fucking edge everyone on copium better than anyone in history. Be careful with options out there regards.

these taco bots are out in full force today

How does taco even taco at this point? They've cut off Comms lmao