TACO

Imagine being a bear and thinking Taco saying tariffs for the 50th time in a year is going to derail the Market 🤦🤌

taco taco yet ?

The sudden silence of 🥭on Greenland today is a great indicator of TACO Tuesday

Maximo Retardo already preparing his TACO tuesday 🌮

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/s/SWejraCOT3 Pentagon just deployed 1,500 airborne rangers to Greenland Bulls “tAcO”

TACO TUUUUEEESSDDDAAAYYYY

Who's ready for Taco Tuesday?

These futures just solidify TACO is the default

Ready to see the paper hands taco trade.

So tomorrow being TACO tuesday and 🥭 meeting with EU leaders in Davos. Who is ready for the greatest generational 1 day V in history?

This market will go down and up. Im a bull so hope it opens down, bear trap and V. But if we open green (without a taco) then get out because it will flip and stay down for the week unless tarrifs or taco.

In TACO we believe

helped byd have a better foothold in Canada. taco loves china

if you read the actual act, it mean cut off to european market for big tech and banking. Much more seriously than simple tariff. All the asset in eu will be seize. Taco will obviously be mad and start counter seize eu asset. Then escalation continues

So taco tuesday is 27th

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT PANIC SELL. DO. NOT. SELL. IT’S BEEN SEEN BEFORE. TACO. TACO. TACO.

We’ve reached the placebo effect for TACO Tuesday. Market will go up on Tuesday even if there’s no actual TACO.

This is the way. Signed, Someone who made 70% last year on taco trades

Taco on the menu.

Expecting the real dump to come on tuesday, although i already loaded up on some calls for taco tuesday, enough liquidity left to double down on additional calls if we go lower

Buying calls tomorrow. Taco anytime soon

it's taco Tuesday?!

Expecting TACO truth around 2am ET declaring a solution to problem he caused.

Will 🥭 taco on taco Tuesday

It's literally just Taco saying that

Fuck me gonna need a taco.

It's called taco Tuesday, not taco Monday

 if you are bullish on a "taco"  remember that spray tanned 9000 year old jersey shore cast member speaks on wednesday. This shit doesnt end even if scotus actually wakes up.

Can we stop saying taco shits making me hungry and ground beef costs a fucking fortune 

everyone including me knows he will TACO...unless this one time he doesnt ☠️

has the retard taco in 2026? Maybe he got a new years resolution

Dementia "TACO Pedo" Don

100%. Market knows TACO

That’s $7 I could make to buy myself a Taco Bell cravings box!

You guys know Everytime this happens we open green   He does this over closed markets for a reason. He could taco, supreme ct ruling could end it, or his Saudi buyers step in.  I hear he has 500 millly from gas in his account to prop the market up.

It is not going to be that bad...everybody and their dog is thinking TACO

My calls are probably cooked. Taco sets my portfolio on fire again.

He will taco in a couple days.

MMs figured out "he'll TACO!" was one of their best bull conditioning psyops yet and now they get to use it to their advantage. incredible work

Just give taco a gold wsb regard medal. this all goes away.

Taco has locked down China being more relevant than the USA

How are there so many Libs who dont believe in capitalism on this thread psh .. stfu with the mango and taco bullshit no one cares

Taco Tuesday is foretold

TACO incoming....I am assuming the europeans/canadians have taken this long weekend to remind the orange buffoon of the TRILLIONS in US treasuries they both hold...and how quickly they can fire sale those treasuries...yeah they would lose billions...The europeans/canadians would be a little fucked....the US would be categorically fucked, no lube involved.

On the contrary, gonna be green as hell because we back out once taco finds that Greenland is actually a hellscape and not a golf course

Taco wants to start a war because they denied him the peace prize.

Keep the the tariffs TACO you fucking pussy

Taco is already tacoing. News just came out and said he was not good informed about the eu soldiers going to Greenland to support....

Everybody thinks TACO This means it is in fact not a bluff The market ain’t dropped enough for him to TACO so he’s going to do some dumb ass shit to circuit break

SPY futes about to rip green knowing taco is inevitable