TACO

Manifesting TACO

SPY is eagerly awaiting 🥭 TACO. lol doesn’t want to believe it shouod be $600

April 7th.. National Taco Tuesday declared a federal holiday LMFAOOOOO

According to the real president (SPY), TACO is inevitable

TRUMP TELLS FOX NEWS IF NEGOTIATIONS ADVANCE AND THERE IS SOMETHING TANGIBLE WE MIGHT EXTEND THE DEADLINE: AL ARABIYA Its Taco time beeeeeers

A reporter could mention TACO to Cheeto and end civilization. Imagine the power.

TACO TIME

Calls overnight you know he’s gonna bring out the greatest taco ever seen 🤑

When is national taco day

Trump is probably gunna taco and the market might be up big tomorrow, but all for what? That’s just like pumping a punctured tire

Beware of TACO bers, if you are holding 0dte puts, might want to take profits before they go to 0

All this taco and mango talk is making me hungry.

Today appears to me as a lower high, lower low after breaking down from the 200 DMA. This could easily drop 5-7% the rest of the week if he doesn't TACO

What timezone is the TACO deadline

Its just pre taco ing

Mango can't afford to taco and he can't afford to strike, the dumbass painted himself in a corner. literally zero strategic thinking

🥭 already showing signs of taco on his fox interview

Incredibly obvious TACO tonight

"*if the negotiations advance and there is something tangible, we might extend the deadline" -* taco imminent. Somebody needs to rewrite the article on China's final warning

Dell Taco has three regular 🌮 for 2.49 today, but you'll just keep scrolling.

The more time pass, more red is going to be If not taco or any fake new about ceasefire

I know many of you are hinging your hopes on TACO Here's the thing - Last night I was accidentally added to some weird boomer chat on Signal. This will not go well for you

someone could make a quality meme video of "holding out for a hero" (I need a hero) by Bonnie Tyler, but instead it's "I need a taco"

taco is gonna taco. this retard is telling barron right now to buy poots. fuckin fraudsters.

NEW: In a call with Bret Baier, Trump says 8 PM deadline today could change if negotiations move forward, but sticking to deadline for now First taco signs already 

WARNING A TACO WATCH has been issued, a rise from level 2 to 3 has been initiated, effective immediately and lasting until the next White House press briefing. Atmospheric conditions are ripe for a sudden, high-velocity policy shift. .https://tacotrump.space/

So TACO wants to eliminate lots of innocent people

Oh look. US didn't get all those ships and planes down there just to taco. Market is a complete sham. Or people are idiots.

85% of the sub is praying the TACO comes before Robinhood closes out our 0DTE calls

How long until Taco announces a ceasefire that Iran didn’t actually agree to?

Iran cuts off diplomacy. So, should they trust in the TACO happening, or should they pre-emptively strike as hard as they can before they are hit and risk losing more of their counterstrike capability? Are they better off waiting until 8 PM and responding to attacks if they come, or taking action now to seize the initiative?

Iran said no negotiations. So the only hope is a true taco no way a ceasefire being made by 8 pm.

What’s the play? Puts because it’s obvious? Calls because inverse the obvious or taco? Puts because calls inversing puts is too obvious? Or calls because puts inversing calls inversing puts inversing calls…

Ever since this TACO thing started. I only picture J-lo on South Parker saying Taco taco burrito burrito

I like this new bold flavor of taco, threaten to destroy civilization, then serve taco. it COULD work.

Let's go! Taco, taco. Burrito, burrito.

Im thinking taco based on Brent and Gasoline futures, as those are down on the day while WTI (front month) keeps shrek dicking. I really hope 🥭 gets his head on straight

We're getting TACO or Taco Bell today

I'm a ber so I'm probably screwed either way. but if bro pulls off a taco tonight we should start calling him 🐔 instead of 🥭

I have 2k on puts I will ride or die with until a TACO

This is the market pricing in the taco believe it or not

I dont think its a TACO on the menu today boys. Farewell.

Buying OTM calls now, all we need is just one taco tweet

st00pid market keeps believing in a TACO

He cant taco out of this, yet people still buy…

At this point its not just will TACO do it but will those around him keep letting him.

Market pumps.. Iran gets nuked Market dumps… taco Tuesday LMAOOOO

Just want a -1% day that holds longer than a taco decision

SPY only down 0,6% so i guess market is still pricing TACO right? What will happen if he actually decides to bomb the shit out of Iran?

In case any of you don't think it's TACO Tuesday Here’s a breakdown of his previous shifting threats, including ultimatums with different deadlines: * **March 21**: Trump issues 48-hour ultimatum for Iran to open Strait of Hormuz or face US attacks on power plants. * **March 23**: Trump postpones his deadline for five days, citing progress in purported negotiations with Tehran. * **March 26**: Trump issues new 10-day deadline, set to expire at 8pm on April 6 (00:00 GMT on April 7). * **April 4**: Trump says Iran has 48 hours to make a deal, reiterating the April 6 deadline. * **April 5**: Trump appears to push the [deadline back another day](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/5/trump-threatens-hell-for-iran-over-hormuz-strait-as-deadline-approaches) to the evening of April 7, saying that Iran “won’t have ⁠any power plants … \[or\] bridges standing” if its leaders “don’t do something” by then. * Later on April 5, Trump delivers what appears to be a new precise deadline, writing on social media: “Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time!” * **April 6**: Trump tells reporters his latest deadline is final and that he is “highly unlikely” to postpone it. He says Iran can be “taken out” in “one night”. * **April 7**: Trump escalates rhetoric to new levels, saying “a whole civilisation will die tonight” in a post published some 12 hours before his deadline.