TACO

taco trade is back on baby, buy gold

that is because we all know he will TACO

"TACO can't have the market dump on midterms year! He'll lose." Well, he already lost, so he doesn't care. He'll just start a war and cancel them.

no one believes TACO

this is going to be the best taco tuesday in a while

Well futures just keep going lower and lower so hopefully we get a TACO before Tuesday.

Guys I know this is 90% TACO but after snatching the fake Mexico guy TACO actually kept his word once. So in the words of Warren Buffet :"Panic sell everything, this bitch about to crash"

taco, food of the decade

Europoor. It's 8am. Portfolio is already down -4%. I wanna short but I know I'll be cooked with another TACO by tomorrow's open.

If it dips this week, I buy the dumbest tech stocks possible. Because TACO. Then in a few weeks, you'll wonder why you didnt double down on such an obvious play. It's really that simple.

Uhh Taco, you’re supposed to dip before market opens

TACO TUESDAY LMAO, ROTFLMAO EVEN

TACO Tuesday 😛 puts on spy for the 23rd calls for the 30th

sure, the price tag for green land is impeachment for taco and release unredacted epstein files. Pretty great deal, don't even need to go into national debt to fund the purchase. Might as well do the impeachment now and save us some time, cause if greenland get added, taco is going to lose house and senate majority.

Taco Tuesday 2026

Guys, in 24hrs we'll either be crying or laughing about silly taco and his shinananigans

Taco Tuesday? Coincidence? I think not.

And what happened the last time bonds sold off and yields got a bit out of control How quickly did Trump TACO? And what makes you think Trump won't TACO again with mid terms coming up?

Don’t let TACO distract you from the fact that bungee gum has the properties of both rubber and gum

Imagine: I was offering the people of Greenland to join the great US and make a lot of money. It's their loss I guess. Just any ol dumb tweet like that to save face and taco.... Insta +2%

I believe in taco tuesday.

taco gonna tarrif it?

What happens if Inuit threatens taco when the Greenland gov is toppled, a doomsday process will automatically send all Epstein file to every American email address?

If you say that 2 more times Trump will taco and give us a generational buying opportunity.

The Taco will come once you sell for a loss to pay your landlord guys 

There will be no Taco guys They want people to be poor This is by design 

Japan bonds continue to romp higher, PM's and SPY rolling over. But just somehow I know 🥭 will say something between now and Tuesday's open (taco Tuesday?) to reverse this. Europoors are lucky they get to trade the shenanigans.

Taco the taco

Venezuela gave him confidence. 2026 is the year of inverse TACO.

Will we get a taco in time for Tuesday morning?

It will always be Taco Tuesday!

TACO = SPY ATH

TACO INCOMING

Mark my words. This is when he does not TACO.

Taco trade is undefeated

Come on taco before market open on Tuesday or Supreme Court declare them illegal. I need PLTR green Tuesday else I have to declare retirement from gambling 

I desire a taco

Taco mo’fer strikes again 🤦🏻 this tariff thingie will run Q1 for everyone

I just need a few months of peace but this Taco mfker comes up with some nonsense everyday

taco with europe is obvious

Taco really does think tariffs is the answer to everything huh?

I'm sure Trump wrote the tariff Truth while he was on the shitter getting a blowjob from whoever his favorite weekend blond is. Enough of the people he'll take calls from are screeching at him about it, so tomorrow he'll casually mention that he wants to give them a little time and he'll pause the tariffs until April or something. In other words, TACO, bers. Stop falling for it

95%. His buddies need to buy the dip first when premarket opens Tuesday. Then magically he's gonna say that we have a phone call scheduled with EU leaders and TACO.

That’s how I see it. MLK shields us from having a market downturn day… at least postponed. He’s gonna wait until he sold his puts to give us some taco moment news

no one is going to put millions of euros on the line for a taco, there are safer/better places for money than a shit hole like the US

But he is a taco anyway. Buy the fcking dip.

Praying for taco Tuesday

counterpoint: TACO

Curious, Mango threatening tariffs on a long weekend. This is the most "art of the deal" obvious TACO in the world. Calls.

He cant taco yet. It hasn’t dip enough and the insiders have been able to buy the dip yet.