TACO

Just want a -1% day that holds longer than a taco decision

SPY only down 0,6% so i guess market is still pricing TACO right? What will happen if he actually decides to bomb the shit out of Iran?

In case any of you don't think it's TACO Tuesday Here’s a breakdown of his previous shifting threats, including ultimatums with different deadlines: * **March 21**: Trump issues 48-hour ultimatum for Iran to open Strait of Hormuz or face US attacks on power plants. * **March 23**: Trump postpones his deadline for five days, citing progress in purported negotiations with Tehran. * **March 26**: Trump issues new 10-day deadline, set to expire at 8pm on April 6 (00:00 GMT on April 7). * **April 4**: Trump says Iran has 48 hours to make a deal, reiterating the April 6 deadline. * **April 5**: Trump appears to push the [deadline back another day](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/5/trump-threatens-hell-for-iran-over-hormuz-strait-as-deadline-approaches) to the evening of April 7, saying that Iran “won’t have ⁠any power plants … \[or\] bridges standing” if its leaders “don’t do something” by then. * Later on April 5, Trump delivers what appears to be a new precise deadline, writing on social media: “Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time!” * **April 6**: Trump tells reporters his latest deadline is final and that he is “highly unlikely” to postpone it. He says Iran can be “taken out” in “one night”. * **April 7**: Trump escalates rhetoric to new levels, saying “a whole civilisation will die tonight” in a post published some 12 hours before his deadline.

This is like waiting at Taco Bell drunk, where is my ga damn taco!

market losses cause taco, but the market won't drop cause they think he'll taco, so we get no taco? that about sum up how fucking dumb this shit it? the leader of the "free world" is talking about glassing 100M people while oil is 115. ffs.

Calls, bombs or taco.

Buying otm spy calls here. Taking a chance on a 10x from a Taco Tweet.

If he doesn’t taco by 3pm est today, market is gonna dump

Everyone waiting for taco. I just want a burrito

My skewed strangle is hitting on the far side. Get that to pay for the call and profit from the taco. If no taco then we are all fucked anyway.

Desalination plants will have to work extra hard due bear tears after todays legendary TACO.

Got out of my calls, waiting on TACO is scary Side note: The threat of a genocide is a 1% risk off on SPY lollllllllllll

Buying calls because Trump is going to TACO on his "civilization destruction" at the last second because talks are going well. Although he does seem emboldened by all the glazing after they rescued the second airman from his last fuckup at the expense of a couple planes and a lot of equipment and effort.

Oh did the TACO happen and I have missed it, why are we recovering?

Iran been in control since they closed the strait and neither bulls nor SPY willing to accept that yet. We got the tiger by the tail. Dude wants to taco but can’t lmao

bool trap. the only way u bools live to see another day is a taco tweet

Setting up the taco ingredients

We need taco bad

When the TACO bum rush happens how will they frame it? I assume something along the lines of "we have a deal, stay tuned"

V until lunch time then slow bleed theta until we taco or powerplant

We gotta start calling bulls tacotards or some shit, they have no idea what is happening in this situation they think the entire market hinges on whether or not we destroy Iran today. TRUMP CANT FUCKING TACO YOU DUMBSHITS. He has to stay in this war until the strait is open and he won't give into ther demands

Market really seems to be expecting the TACO based on the SPY option price action. Small pumps see exaggerated option movement, 1% drop didn't.

wen taco word salad

Buy the V bulls, stonks only go up, prove your loyalty to the taco and my puts

He’ll taco before 8pm today probably at like 2pm

Guys I've just put a deposit on a V8 Mustang. Is this a bad financial decision or will he TACO

I still believe taco will taco today

in a quantum state the taco becomes a burrito after being *observed*🫴⚛️

There is gunna be a lot of bear tears lol. There is no chance in hell he doesn’t taco

offtopic but the words "mango" and "taco" are so funny

Attention Everyone: Taco Tuesday has been moved to next week, kitchen is closed today for maintenance.

Stop calling TACO because your ass might be drafted if it really happens

Almost Taco time

Friendly reminder that the MMs are always 2 steps ahead of you. All y’all think this is pricing in no TACO, but it’s actually pricing in shit happening two weeks out.

Watch him taco out by signing a nuclear deal that's just a carbon copy of the Obama deal, but Obama's name is scribbled out

When will you fucks realize he can’t taco out of something he DOESN’T CONTROL?!

bears got one last win before the taco into 700+

When this TACO happens, bears you will be decimated

We need to stop calling him taco I fucking love tacos and it’s disrespecting how good tacos are

I have been promised a TACO, I will hold the line

8pm will probably be flat AF. I’d buy puts in the morning on signs of escalation. And probably taco by Friday morning or Monday claiming mission accomplished

Trump you fk, TACO

TACO pump for tomorrow

Imagine he’s not gonna TACO this time because we keep calling him TACO

bears last chance to get out of your puts before the taco

Market reaction is actually the best way to guarantee a taco

Pity his dateline was 8pm and not 8am. It's always AFTER the trading day. Damn TACO. Anyway I am sure the end of civilization tweet was only an empty threat. 100% TACO and he will say some de-escalation stuff by then.

Sold everything a few minutes ago. Don’t think there will be a taco anymore. Iran cut off all communication with US. Trump ego can’t take him looking weak so he gonna just bomb them

Big Taco Bell dump

TACO is dead. It died like a dog.