TACO

Not this time TACO! I'm buying protection just in case...

One tweet from the Taco truck about talks and your rare dirt calls with 400 IV are fucked.

Kinda stupid that taco tweets move the market but the underlying principles of the economy are not... that's how you know it's a speculative bubble

Anyone else think Friday was just a test to see if TACO can move markets again since we got desensitized to tariffs couple months ago 🤔

Taco trade is undefeated

Glad I bought while everything was dipping on Friday, felt like a classic TACO

Taco

One taco tweet can push the whole market up or down instantly. Crazy

So TACO put a warning that he will increase tarrif by 100% so market drops. Later he says dont worry about it, not saying he will remove it and market pumps lol

China opposes countermeasures. What’s a TACO in mandarin?

If mango TACO'ed, has China TACO'ed too?

Can’t I sue taco for loosing all my money in the market since I wasn’t involved in the market manipulation I’m sure we could get a big class action

*So now we have taco Mondays too? Arriba Arriba.*

The markets are jumping cause taco said "don't worry about china"🤣🤣🤣 the first week of September, yall are definitely going to see that you in fact, should have worried about China 🤣🤣🤣

TACO MONDAY 🌮

On Columbus day, we discovered TACO.

Imagine being green today and hitting circuit breakers taco tuesday

Just wait for taco to come out and say eleventytwelve tariffs 

Everyone panic buys the taco then we dump again

Go damn taco! I did not want tacos until Tuesday. wtf tacos should only be on Tuesday!!!

Damn quick weekend TACO

TA (Technical analysis) may not work, but TA (Taco analysis) definitely works. TA is where you scroll Truth Social for buy and sell signals. Its works like 60% of the time, everytime.

Taco has proven that the market is so easily manipulated by external actors. Reason why I think these prediction market startups are so big, you can flip sentiment based on a few bad actors pumping an outcome as "truth" because the odds of it happening are high. VCs/financiers being able to move sentiment off of low volume trades is probably a dream to them. Whether or not you make money is based on his whims, as long as he doesn't have dementia and likes money tho then I assume he'll eventually pump.

I'm out of the loop tf does taco mean

Short-SQUEEJ and TACO day. Intraday trading plan: buy the opening dip, sell the closing rip. Having 🌮 breakfast and see you bols in an hour.

Taco Monday

TACO

the other week was actually international taco week at taco bell lol. insider information

TACO TACO TACO

I think we end basically flat after the dump, waiting for a taco.

The ai trade runs on taco 2.0 

happy taco monday all

Bessent fucking up the TACO trade

I bought a lot on Friday, but you always wish you buy more in the Taco market. Play the TACO, when am I going to learn!!!!

Just  remember folks “it will all be fine” and taco any announcement made 

Contemplated buying puts before close on Friday, but expected a TACO over the weekend. Did not disappoint.

Given the volume, I didn't think this was a tariff/taco event but rather something broader. I'll hold off a bit before jumping back in

Taco

The thing I’m confused about is, why did people sell if all of us knew he was going to TACO?

Taco

I knew he would TACO and the market would go up but I thought it would be after Monday ☹️

Why is everyone saying taco trump and Donald pump? Wasn’t the last thing he said after that tweet that tariffs were still on?

Trump is the best kind of TACO.

Didn’t buy spy calls Friday but added a few other longer dated calls. Wasn’t expecting a taco so quick so didn’t wna risk it. Got a spy put that I hope to see at 0 along with all my calls mooning. Sorry to anyone who got absolutely liquidated Friday but guess that’s a lesson in using leverage / full porting

All ber and bol jokes aside this shit is wild isn’t it, tweet -trillions in one session, taco tweet “everything’s fine” +trillions overnight. If this guy just calls it an “official act” then he can buy all the calls and puts he wants. 69D taco chess.

If this market holds I’m making grilled rare ribeye tacos with avocado, roasted onion salsa, cilantro and sour cream on homemade tortillas in honour of the TACO MAN 🌮

Selling my calls at open and thanking the TACO gods

Lmao, this is insane. Shouldn't have made my calls spreads. The $600 QQQ strike seemed safe, but I guess I didn't consider immediate Taco

TACO moment

Anyone else think Barrons crypto shorts win is just Taco man on Barrons Account.