TACO

Israel already striking bridges, is this taco?

I’ll have a large taco please

taco tuesday means calls for tomorrow

how does Trump TACO tonight without looking like a bitch?

Now that Mango TACO has set the bar at destroying civilization, if he sends out a tweet that says "psych" then SPY will go to 1000. I wish I could manage my boss the same way TACO manages the market- just set the bar lower and lower and when you don't actually stick your dick in a pile of shit, you get applause.

Taco Tuesday

TACO tuesday babyyyyy

TACO or are we acctually cooked this time ?

I dont think Mango is gonna do it. There's no way. We have so much more to lose if we goes through with this threat. God help us. I'm short oil/long equities based on this regarded theory. I hope it's just a dramatic setup for a "taco win" - dont even care if its a lie.

bulls autistically bloviating about taco isint going to make it happen. foolish bullas

Lol today is probably the first big day where like no one knows what’s going to happen and whatever does happen whether it’s a taco or actually something is going to make moves weeks out like I think

What if it’s a soft taco? Has anyone ever considered that?

So fear of no taco until further notice, but one post after market about "discussions going well, 1 more chance!!!" and tomorrow still pumps i guess?

8:01PM Eastern: "Nuclear launch detected" Bols: "LOL, he's gonna TACO this too. Right? Right...?" Bols (20 seconds later): "OH SHIT"

we need some sound alert that rings the TACO bell whenever it happens

I hate when the taco gets priced in before the taco! There is not even a taco yet, but my puts are worthless. 

wen TACO deluxe

All the time 90 percent of bull believed taco. Definitely there will be. At this stage too early

because everyone expects a taco. we get escalation instead

Taco Tuesday looking so appetizing 😋  “Now that we have total and complete regime change where less radicalized minds prevail maybe we can make a deal!”  Like who is he even fooling? Is he trying to say Iran has already had regime change? What is objective reality anymore? 

Big boys aren't going to dump because they know the taco is happening. Which is why everyone's like OMG WHY ISNT THE MARKET TANK. Retailtards can dump, algos buy it up and take the after hours rocket up when taco happens

Looks like Iran played the uno reverse card on the Taco idea and said bring it on what a disaster

ETA TACO?

Bears act like the Taco 🌮 ain’t happening. Do y’all not know what risk adjusted means?

I want taco… but he’s gone full regard

Sold my call, here comes the taco and the deal. +3% eod

But TACO wen?

we're gonna dump -0.5% on threatening a whole civilization and pump +2% on its taco the next day. shits getting exhausting

Market is already pricing in TACO that's why it's not going down more

Nothing is priced in. The market is retarded. Stocks should plummet on taco. The best case scenario is escalation via ground invasion because that is the only possible way the strait will open again, but that requires mass American casualties.

are you kidding ? we are 5% down from ATH, TACO priced in, would probably still pump on the news tho. The attack is so not priced in, the current oil price is not priced in, the current infrastructural damages are not priced in.

No SPY to 700 EOD and TACO to 800 tmr

Amazing how 🥭 chose to do one of the very few things for which there is no easy TACO... A true regard!

How can he possibly taco when Iran has cut off all official and unofficial lines of communication?

buy calls, we will go up cause TACO

Everyone betting taco wow. AI stocks green

is the taco priced in or is the attack priced in...

Can’t taco out of years of diminished global oil supply as this shit all gets rebuilt.

Trump is tacoing. This is just the bluster before the Taco. Any type of escalation - ground troops, nukes, genocide by destroying water and power is untenable for the midterms. Trump needs midterms to not being in jail. It's TACO all the way boys. If it dips, buy it. Because Taco is pumping after hours tonight.

TACO

Spy 600 EOD and then TACO to 700 Tomorrow

Sell the mango buy the taco

Literally explosions on Kharg this morning, fuck your TACO

What does a taco look like? Him not bombing them, strait stays closed and Iran proves he will always TACO. Honestly not a great upside. The problem is he can’t put pandora back in the box and pretend he didn’t open it.

Lol the strait is still closed and the economic sinkhole is still there. The TACO doesn't change the macroeconomic situation.

I’m honestly surprised we are not dumping more. The taco trade is so strong.

but he's not because he's going to taco. dont act like he's not going to taco. because he's constantly tacoing. thats his whole thing.

Get yer calls at open for TACO Tuesday

mango could literally nuke iran and u people would still be talking about muh taco

How can you say there's no reason when it is TACO Tuesday?