TACO

How can you say there's no reason when it is TACO Tuesday?

watch we will be green +1% till close everyone expectst he taco. he then actually tacos and everyone will sell the taco news and we will be -2% tmrw

Taco diarrhea at 8pm?

not to mention just gives Iran more power over the Strait when he does taco.

TACO is already preemptively priced in

Is this taco?

Release the TACO 🌮

Does this mean today is going to be another low volume theta day because markets don’t fully know if he will TACO tonight?

He went through with the liberation day tariffs only to taco out of em a week later. Could be the same situation

Well, look at the amount of times he has threatened something big and then folded like a house of cards every time and then tried to spin it like a win. He'll TACO

Market is really trading as if he’s really going to TACO. The disconnect between oil and the market now is widening. Even if he does backdown it’ll probably be flat or a sell the news event because the price action is showing traders chasing and front running for that liberation day like recovery…which I don’t think it happens.

He’s already soft releasing a TACO through his own tweets and News people. Actually buying calls and dumping my puts at open.

taco is the lamest joke oat atp

Computa make this guy TACO

My brethren I am the bearer of bad news… Today tump makes good on his threats … there is no TACO, they woke me up to tell you regards !

Tactical nuke or taco Do these options sound like winning? When do we get to the winning, guys?

Trump threatens to nuke a country: Market stays even, don't want to overreact, probably will taco Trump does not end up nuking country: bullish!! Market up 10%!! What a great president!

There’s gotta be a taco special with chicken, mango and big mac sauce

I'm calling it now that Mango posts the following on his Truth Social: "But the day of the Lord will come like a thief. The heavens will disappear with a roar; the elements will be destroyed by fire, and the earth and everything done in it will be laid bare." Straight up, quote from the Bible that some people think applies to nuke usage Then the TACO happens

Ber annihilation day tmrw once the TACO comes in, you have to be regarded to think it won’t lmfao

well i got scammed by the 23 march taco lol, but alteast im up on calls after averaging down

Sub says super taco incoming and a tactical nuke incoming. That's how New York real estate tycoons work. You don't know what to believe. That's the point.

Quit saying taco, you dumbasses. Unless you want the world to burn. They even say it in the news now and will push him to do idiotic shit. Downvoting all you fucks who says taco

Why do I feel like on the one subject he should probably taco, that he's not going to and instead rain down literal hellfire until every single soul in the middle east is turned to ash and glass

Cramer was having a nervous breakdown telling people to stop saying he’s going to TACO or else he may do the stupid thing and bomb Iran. Wild that he’s probably right.

Super taco incoming

so puts are so fucking obvious at open but the taco is also so fucking obvious.. which side do i chose

Fried fish tacos, carne asada, blackened shrimp, birria, machaca, tbh never met a taco I didn’t like until trump

I honestly expect him to taco, but this time giving a nuclear deadline. I think he's lost it

Cant wait for that TACO

One day banking on a TACO is really gunna screw me…but it probably won’t be today lol.

"Vance said the United States has largely accomplished its military objectives in Iran." So, TACO

A whole civilization will eat TACO tonight

Today feels like it’s gonna be one of those live in infamy days. But 🥭 has tricked me into thinking that before so he’ll probably taco and pretend he won the war for an eighth time

What if TACO is a lie???

#It’s literally TACO TUESDAY TODAY 🌮🌮🌮

Do I buy some YOLO SPY TACO calls today

Surprised TACO isn’t on the board

Well, today is Tuesday, so what time is the TACO being served? 3:45pm EST?

The whole market/worlds markets, is basiclly counting on TACO tuesday.. If not.. GG

LOL 0 movement on spy. It’s like everyone’s thinking “oh yeah he’s definitely going to TACO” but deep inside they know he’s psychotic enough to pull the trigger

the pavlovian conditioning of expecting a TACO is going to have such whiplash when for one time 🥭 doesn't TACO.

guys this is surely a sign something is going to happen or he Taco. No way he is going to nuke a country he is just threatening like a keyboard warrior.

My man! Tired of these $7+ taco trucks near me.

I tried to tell my boss that I’m not going in because of civilization ending. He yelled TACO at me

For the love of god, TACO tonight. At this point nobody cares if you declare a win even if you didn’t win

Chat!!! When we buying calls for Taco city?

Iran will send him a note saying - "lets talk." at 7pm. He will taco, and tomorrow they will say, we said lets talk but we did not agree to anything. Then he has to restart the timer. Man I just want to rest.

He even raised the bar to make sure he can taco and get the peace Nobel prize today. Big brain move

ynet. Would make sense Israel would start early and not give 🥭 time to TACO