TACO

Every day chaos with this taco clown

If you can't see the incoming TACO later today, I suggest you stop trading for the next 3 years because you obviously can't read Trump.

Taco obviously, Trump is a wimp.

Hey it’s taco Tuesday!!!!

Guys does he TACO or subjugate 90 million people to war crimes? What we thinkin

It's TACO Tuesday, what is on the menu today?

Cash gang report in!  Assuming the 🥭 doesn’t kill us all Today, their is gunna be some juicy stocks to be had when this market finally shits itself  Not touching tesler though, that shit can crater 👌 Ain’t nobody buying the taco 🌮 this time  The mango 🥭 got no juice left 

random +0,3% pump, surely not his friends buying calls before the taco

This dumbass out here like he is hosting a game show. It is super obvious he wants to taco, but painted himself into a corner. Unfortunately Obergruppenführer Kegsbreath and many others are very excited to go through with this.

aaand the taco got leaked

Is today TACO tuesday?

If market tanks enough before he might just taco

$5 for two tacos. Not authentic or anything but whatever cheap cuts I can get. Every day will be a mystery taco

Imagine the reputational damage that the FIFA Peace committee would take if he doesn’t TACO.

How much you charging a taco? $8?

Taco level is still only at a 2 usually needs a little more sauce before it activates

Well boys, I’ve decided to just cash out my stocks and open a taco truck. I don’t have any plans, and didn’t start with any dreams, but that’s how I got started in trading to begin with so

Where did the taco meme come from

All seriousness aside, y’all saying taco always makes me want to get a taco

do we get puts or calls for the taco

You will never know, because he will taco

TACO or CEVICHE today?

Happy taco Tuesday 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

We are screwed either way brah. Every day it goes longer its just more damage. And he has no control to Taco. Iran would have to agree.

What part of hitting kharg island screams taco?

Still doesn’t address the elephant in the room crude oil holding above $100 for months regardless of a TACO That alone is what people are questioning in relation to SPY right now

That’s Taco time

What is taco 🌮? Why does everyone say he will taco?

It might people all think he will taco

Everyone is talking taco, but no one is talking about what happens if there isn't one. How screwed are we?

you can bet on TACO on paper oil futes but you cant bet on TACO on physical oil which you need right now

Trump: “IM ENDING THE WORLD IM ENDING THE WORLD IM ENDING THE WORLD” Obviously we are going to be completely fine because taco

I fucking hate that he probably WILL taco tonight. He's so see through.

We had taco before but I propose BAE, Bibi Always Escalates 

It's funny here people joke and expect him to TACO on Tuesday and now bro goes loco and they curse him to death. So which one is it?

TACO TUESDAY

a taco is far beyond priced in at this point. I suspect an actual agreed ceasefire will only help sustain the rally for the rest of the week

Fuckin' hell, what's there to 🌮 at this point? He'S gOnNa tAcO! They're bombing Kharg and Iran declared no more restraint. Y'all really still expecting a 🌮? It's on. How the *markets* react is yet to be seen. But it's on.

Free money day till TACO

It’d be funny if after we get TACO Tuesday, Iran got their proxies to close the Red Sea just so Trump’s calls don’t print.

“maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS?” TACO 100 %

“TACO is priced in” Ahh yes just like he was going to TACO before starting the war

We missed a real opportunity to set the deadline for the OG taco Tuesday 5/5/26.

He makes a deadline on taco tuesday and wonders why no one believes him

Market is ignoring Cheeto like he’s a toddler throwing a tantrum. Bers in disbelief. TACO Tuesday is a go.

TACO Tuesday he won’t bomb shit

Tech/semiconductor not moving much, TACO is priced in

Turns out it was israeli journalist who leaked the missing pilot news, guess what mango will do? Absolutely nothing. He will taco, full porting calls at 11 am

We joke about TACO, but he literally does like 90% of the bullshit he says Shocked this isn’t tanking, unless this is his crew buying calls for one last ride before a giant green candle

That sounds a lot like a taco. “Now that we have complete and total regime change.” Bro nothing has fucking changed lmao