TACO

TACO lost all his credibility now! Nobody will ever look at his tweets anymore

To the surprise of no one, TACO coming right up! 🌮

TACO already lol did not even wait till Tuesday what a joke

So Trump couldn't even wait for futes to open tonight before going full TACO. 😂 That + Israeli hostages being released tomorrow AM = giga pump incoming.

Taco trading is back just like that?

Damn not even a full week and he Taco’ed already? Speaking of which, should I order carne asada, pollo, or lengua tacos?

This dude really made people kill themselves just to taco in 2 days

TACO and it aint even tuesday yet

LMAO HOW DID BERS THINK HE WOULDN'T TACO? LMAOOO GIMME UR MONEY 🤌🤌🤌

I think we are heading for a taco tuesday

Dude will never beat the Taco allegations 😭

He taco'd already? Didn't even have time to buy a real dip this time lol

He already taco-ed lol

Bers coping so fucking hard. Taco Tuesday before Tuesday. Bitc pumping.

[Vice President JD Va](https://x.com/watcherguru/status/1977392085884940544?s=46&t=vuU-hvitWXuKg1pHwi4n1g)[nce says President Trump is willing to be a reasonable negotiator with China on tariffs.](https://x.com/watcherguru/status/1977392085884940544?s=46&t=vuU-hvitWXuKg1pHwi4n1g) TACO SUNDAY!

Taco threatening tariffs on a whim.  The real black swan.  Not the tariff .

It’s crazy how just because 🥭 hasn’t done it in a while, everyone completely forgot about the TACO trade. This is literally the perfect buying opportunity

You can tell so many people bought calls on Friday expecting a TACO over the weekend. They're clinging to anything for a gap up lmaooo

monday will be international taco day

Looks like we'll have a mega pump in Monday. TACO + Chyna back down again

everyone should be buying calls China already gave Taco a easy way out without being embarrased

Taco Tuesday came early

#YOU GET A TACO, YOU GET A TACO, YOU GET A TACO, WE ALL GET TACOS!

you guys comparing this drop to April are stupid LOL last time happened we didn't expect TACO, now we know. there is a reason why none of these new tariffs are gonna be in effect until Nov 1, he wants to leave time for shit to sort itself out

What time is the taco tomorrow?

Lotta bears in here needing validation that they’re puts aren’t fucked, he already taco’d EOD Friday - and yes, you missed another dip

So we’re still falling for this taco huh

Melania talking to pootin otp every night. No wonder Taco has been grouchy the past few days

What you idiots don’t understand is that this time he can’t TACO. The offensive came from China. All these rare minerals that they prohibited to be exported will fuck all the Semiconductor and Tech sector. It will be worse than April.

How long till Taco caves

Taco Tuesday incoming

Anyone else surprised the market reacted like this? We all know he will taco and ultimately get a deal done... Easiest buy the dip play ever literally... Earnings are coming up too

i’m beginning to think the “art of the deal” is running us regards up making us buy calls for taco to buy puts before finger blasting his phone

He’ll taco out in a few days or a week and shit will rip to ATH again after all his insiders bought their positions.

i feel like the feds being quiet the other day was because they knew taco was gonna crash the market anyway, better to blame it on mango than take the fall themselves

Luckily taco is a very reasonable and calm gentleman and his patience is only matched by Xi modest ego. This whole thing will blow over by Monday. Keep buying calls.

Guys i have a bad feeling about next week. Option chains are bloated like your mom was after taco bell. Major imbalance towards calls i think everyone is trying to make big wins. But if theres 100's of millions of shares tied to calls near the market price then who in the actual fuck is left to buy SHARES? I mean some of these are a $1bn you really think those bulls are gonna wanna buy shares to weaken the hedge? Hell no. Market is paralized.

Please TACO please !

in April they announced tariffs on entire world, including an island full of penguins... this time we know he TACO

I think it’s been a while, but markets and even us have probably forgot that taco either walks back tariffs completely, makes a deal and claims victory, or extends the tariff deadline until it’s completely forgotten about. Someone tell me why this would be any different?

Retribution coming to bears on Taco tuesday.

If we keep manifesting TACO, he's gonna not TACO out of spite Gotta reverse psychology this son of a bitch

TACO wen?

If everyone expects a market crash, it doesn't happen If everyone expects a TACO, it doesn't get delivered

Remember, bois, his real name is TACO for a reason.

Miller, Bessent, hassett, and nutlicker played 🥭 for the fool that he is. Let him believe he has full control and can do whatever he wants with China. They got all their economy killing policies in place, and now the chickens have come to roost. 🥭 does not have the cards to save us. And SHI ain’t taco’ing.

Honestly TACO hasnt improved anything since his return. Everything has gone to shit

Taco gonna demand national guardsman on wheatties box 

We already did this in April on tariffs dip. Did people forget what TACO stands for?

Mango can't taco this time. This seems real and very painful.