TACO

Happy taco Tuesday!

The taco will be served at 730 pm

# HAPPY TACO TUESDAY EVERYONE

No sell off because every taco is priced in.

All this talk just is a taco signal. If there was anything coming, he would not be announcing it. He just needs to pose a bit before taco tonight and everyone forgets about Iran in a week.

Everyone priced in TACO move. Futures minimum movement although so many signal no peace

Extra spicy taco today = 0DTE far OTM Puts, inshallah

There is 100% a TACO today don't get jebaited. He would have hit oil/gas infrastructure instead of bridges if otherwise.

The more hyperbole the more likely a taco it seems

He’s Schrödinger’s Retard: 100% guaranteed to do it but also 100% guaranteed to TACO

Captain retard posts about committing war crimes in his public costco brand twitter diary and all retards can say is “LLoLLLL!! tAcO!!!” and “spY 7oO EOD!!” You deserve to lose money.

Biggest taco yet coming later today

680 tmrw lol, TACO will send this to 680+

That tweet is setting the mood for taco later in the day

only regarded bulls thinks he will actually taco tonight

Inverse the taco call that a flauta

Calls it is. TACO gonna TACO so hard tonight

I’m all cash but at this point I’d love to see big money get crushed by a reverse TACO here, the smugness of them to keep spy propped up after that reckless 🥭tweet and crude oil at nearly all time highs really is something

Because everyone knows he's going to TACO.

Liberation Day 2.0 Nobody expected the boards, market meltdown, THEN TACO.

Are you The Taco Whisperer?

The day he does not taco 🫵 bought calls classic

Mango will drop a nuke on Iran and the market will still be betting taco

Dumbest Taco of all time in 2 hours

Imagine making and moving money based on a “taco strategy”

That's the textbook "Delayed Taco" strategy; everyone was expecting a taco moment today followed by a SPY pump. Instead, those with a deep understanding of the market knew the "Delayed Taco" was happening; we were bound for a red day, with the actual Taco happening later this week. You people who got calls yesterday made a rookie mistake to be quite honestly frankly with you.

ahhhaha this is incredible. Nuke threat = markets dump, but 5 mins later they pump because he always taco right? This market is beyond crazy, and i dont even know if I'm the regarded one or not. How long will this go on? There is absolutely no way to predict this market if you are not an insider.

Bro thats wild. He should taco so many people are gonna die.

That's not what he is threatening and if paid any attention to Trump over the years, you know he's going to TACO. Calls.

Trump can’t TACO this time after he doubled and tripled down. He either makes a deal or has to slaughter Iran, otherwise he appears too weak. I don’t think the markets will like it but I have no idea.

Taco 🌮 tweet no 🌮 Tuesday

‘However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalised minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS?' The taco has commenced ... candle will turn green

Guys, TACO seems unlikely at this point...

Imagine tomorrow's candle if he does not taco. The market is skyhigh pricing an epic taco despite the highest oil price and long term market disruption. If he does not, we are going to a -30% end of the week.

Taco 🌮 Tuesday Canceled 😭

Mango yearns for a TACO, but Iran will not let him. He truly truly fucked himself this time.

This is not a TACO situation lol

It’s the beginning of making a taco

TACO. But say it to his face.

Because he's going to do the most obvious TACO ever? And everyone who has paid any attention to Trump knows this.

“However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? “- he is setting up his taco

Thats not TACO. We're cooked ☠️

shaping up to be the biggest taco we've ever seen. This guy is so dramatic

TACO TUESDAY!! Green by the end of the day. How much TACO can a TACO, TACO!?!?!

He’s clearly setting up a taco

TACO Tuesday or War Crimes Wednesday? What will we have?

he better taco because I'm going to need decades to use up this loss carry forward 

I’ll have a taco supreme extra cheese please

this tweet and that green candle confirm that a TACO is 100% on the cards lmao. It’s just so he can say that he saved the Iranian people when the situation was dire.

Lmao watch taco be like “You guys drive a hard bargain. I’ll give you ONE MORE WEEK. PRESIDENT DJT”