TACO

Taco gets bigger every month

Why did they simulate a V during pre-market? Is this a rehearsal for the largest TACO in human history? One can hope

iran over the taco bell dog

TACO tuseday. Nvidia already down -1% so i don't think he will wait until the market is closed.

Orange mans ego is to big to taco out of this one. Im afraid.

Thank god it's TACO Tuesday and not Thursday. Otherwise WW3

Today will be the biggest TACO Tuesday ever.

Has he actually done it?? I thought he was going to TACO?

I'm betting on TACO TACOing

Power plant/bridge day or TACO day. Time will tell.

We go down and then taco to 660?

Taco tuesday or what

Happy TACO Tuesday 🎉

Taco day!!!

trump for fun attacking kharg island to announce taco in 1 hour

Whos ready for the taco deadline to be extended to next tuesday?

IRAN’S REVOLUTIONARY GUARD SAYS “RESTRAINT IS OVER,” PLANS TO TARGET U.S. AND PARTNERS’ INFRASTRUCTURE AND COULD DISRUPT REGIONAL OIL AND GAS SUPPLIES FOR YEARS and you know what - the f taco is gonna to f a s about it, he can only talk and lie

will it be taco tuesday today?? will my money evaporate into thin air?? will allah guide me?? find out on the next episode of dbz

Me and the rest of London spent the first hour of pre-market derisking and selling into your Taco Tuesday bollocks and you were laughing at us Well you are not laughing now are you? CLOWN MARKET

if we only down -0,5% on kharg island strikes, taco is there soon for the pump

He said fuck taco tuesday its time for warcrime wednesday 😭

It all seems a little bit too escalating-y and explosion-y in the ME for me to be certain that it's taco tuesday.

Weird how taco keeps saying ‘we are energy independent, not our problem’ as diesel wholesale prices up 150pct which is in everyone’s face everyday. Expecting some gold medal mental gymnastics from his supporters to make that one stick.

Expecting the taco, but what if he says ahhhhhhh fuck it! 👉💥💥💥💥💥💥

Taco: I am extending the deadline to infinity!

Trump can't TACO. Iran will keep the strait closed anyway and he won't be able to resolve the oil & gas problem as long as the strait is closed/reduced. He will continue to accumulate damage and Iran will position itself as a stronger power in the Middle East with significant proven influence in the region. He has no good path here. Capitulate and it's a humiliation (both to U.S. and GCC allies.) and damage to the petrodollar, which is disastrous. U.S. really can't afford to let go of petrodollar hegemony in its current economic condition. Escalate and he might be able to open the strait, but there will be lots of damage in the meantime only to restore status quo before the war. What a shitshow.

Trump must be so confused that Iran is not letting him TACO, he has managed to TACO with zero consequences so far with everything he has done. He has come across the one country that gives less of a shit about their own people than he does and he doesn’t know what to do.

There won't be a TACO. Bull will be disappoint

Taco did what now?

Calls at noon for taco in afternoon or evening

> Official US sources tell the Wall Street Journal: With President Trump’s deadline for talks with Iran approaching, negotiators see “too many gaps” between Washington and Tehran to bridge in time, and Trump has grown less optimistic about striking a deal, according to the report. # I don’t think he’ll go full taco but we might get a mini taco. A taquito perhaps.

If it wasn't for this potential taco I would be going further balls deep into oil

You bought overnight puts going into TACO Tuesday? Yeah I don’t feel sorry for you at this point

I don’t think we will dump even if 🥭 doesn’t taco at this point, and even if it does he can probably pump it right back up next morning. Unless Iran does something insane or the consequences of this war start being felt we’ll keep pumping on hopium

663 today, then we will see if 200dma is rejected. If it is then I would say the bottom isn't in yet regardless of taco or no taco.

# Bers do all this technical calculations just to get bent over by the TACO LMAO

Insider trading ahead of the TACO

If 🥭 actually doesn’t TACO we still go up.

The real concern is oil will shoot up if strait is not free for passage tonight, doesn't matter if taco extends deadline.

Ber cum as sour cream for my tuesday taco 🌮

Trump's Taco Tuesday should become a like holiday

Welcome to TACO Tuesday!

This is a bunch of people front running a taco. If there really was inside info we would be going straight up, this is just choppy af

TACO isn't doing shit and is not going to follow through on his ultimatum. Markets are adjusting accordingly

Haven't they been bombing Iran infrastructure this whole time. What is he going to TACO on, using a nuke?

cause TACO priced in

Bombing all day in Iran and bols be like "TACO Tuesday"

Taco Tuesday people, let’s see if he goes for another bluff. Would it even save the market? Probably..

Always bet on a TACO, Always.

100% he will TACO on 🌮 Tuesday.