TACO

The famed double decker taco.

Did you have massive diarrhea? There’s this taco place I go to that gives me massive diarrhea. Only reason I go back is the goth waitress has massive OO and she always lean lol

Any mexicans here? I have a technical question. How do you taco a taco once it‘s already tacoed?

Ate Taco Bell last night …it was so gross.

come on you think taco tits letting oil dump when his kid bought $30M in oil before the war?

Pakistan sent different deals to both sides, no surprise there was no pathway to do a deal. Now jd Vance been sent over to negotiate so Taco can through him under the bus when no deal is possible. Very sadly think ground invasion way this is going. Iran not going to give up oil price power, us not willing to look like idiots for achieving nothing or actually going backwards in this war.

Misplaying the taco tuesday is haunting me, have been daydreaming and no will do work at all. Good morning regards

From Taco Tuesday to Torta Thursday 🌮

Blood red until the taco this weekend

we pumped +7% on a taco and ceasefire that doesn't exist. good thing we're only down -0.07% since

No worries, taco baked in for 1000 years

So the 2025 version of TACO was: "Tariffs on/tariffs off" The 2026 version of TACO is: "War is still going on/war is over" I wonder what the 2027 version will be...

It was taco fucking Tuesday and you thought he’d really do it? 🫵🤡

Wacko Wednesday after taco Tuesday what now

Taco 🌮 Tuesday in shambles 😭

People always forget Taco Tuesday is immediately followed by Waffle Wednesday

Setting up another taco to shoot to 700?

Barron made all the money before taco. By the time when we heard it, no one could make a penny.

Taco Bell

We need a ghey ber anti-TACO operation.

Mango can't TACO a big pump with VIX this low. He needs to create more FUD or else his TACO powers are useless.

I usually eat lots of taco bell, take a giant gjonarrra shit all over the current news, pick it up, and read the words in-between the corn bits while listening to regos fillbins Christmas album

Traded like a total amateur today. Monday I opened a hedge w/SQQQ in case today was a bloodbath. Then the taco happened and shit gapped up, so I closed in premarket. Why? Bc SQQQ dropped 35% post liberation day. But of course that was the bottom. And now it looks like if O just held it, I'd have gotten my money back. See y'all at wimdys

can't wait until half you idiots are shitposting from the desert of iran while pissing in a port a john talking about 'taco trade'

I guess 🥭 TACO & ceasefire not good enough

TACO level is only at 2.5 will probably be a 3 around 930

Almost as good as the 6800 contracts of May-8 6950 ES calls traded a few hours before 🥭 TACO.

Taco good.

Taco Tuesday turned into Taco Everyday

bloody rain with a chance of taco sauce in the early afternoon

Wait how did Iran taco?

its not, its a very intentional decision. > Taco Bell and KFC often share a building—frequently dubbed a "KenTacoHut"—as a co-branding strategy by parent company Yum! Brands to reduce overhead costs, such as rent and staffing, while providing customers with more options. These locations share a kitchen and service counter, primarily aimed at smaller markets to maximize profitability

It’s ironic that Taco Bell and KFC are both in the same building. 🌮 & 🐓

Nah the crash will come over the weekend. I always load up on puts on Friday, 5 minutes before market close, to hedge my portfolio against whatever shenanigans Taco Belli plans to declare a new warfront. Just trust me. https://i.imgur.com/wJ5BKcl.png

"Hey Mango it's me barron. I need another Taco trade."

Volume was hilarious for that kind of "Event/TACO", whales are waiting for the real dip.

The donors don’t want TACO. Uh oh!

Or maybe need to check on the Taco stands?

🥭 didn't read the iranian ceasefire terms he was so desperate to taco offer that wild threat. What a dipshit.

I bought a few at open today for tomorrow 🤞 Also have some leftovers from Taco Tuesday that expire tomorrow as well, but they are at $650 😔

How to trade Taco 🌮 - Trade exhaustion, not the pattern: Wait for the reversal engine to stall (e.g., 48-hour window closes without a walkback). - Short small caps: The Russell 2000 is vulnerable without TACO protection, making it a great dispersion trade with large-cap tech. - Put ratio spreads: A defined-risk play using options (buy 1 put, sell 2 puts lower). - Iron condors: Harvest volatility premiums with a bull put + bear call spread combo. - Event-driven failure: Long volatility when TACO breaks (monitor announcements, watch for no reversal).

mango would instantly taco out of iran and proceed to bombing cuba. "iran? are we still talking about iran?"

Do you guys remember April 9 2025? The original Taco. The best that ever was. He should do another one tomorrow

He's out of taco shells. We have used more tomahawk missiles in this than we did during the entire Iraq war. The big one, not the dad's one

But… if we don’t get ultimatums 24-48 hours out, how can we buy puts that will be worthless when he TACO

threaten nuclear war TACO last minute, declare ceasefire Iran violates fake ceasefire use as excuse for boots on the ground ???? profit

Where Taco Tuesday 

I hate mango with a fiery passion, and exercise that hatred by riding each TACO. I see the train speeding toward the cliff, but the best parachute is $$$.

Yesterday inscribed TACO in stone.

crazy shit taco gave iirran free uranium to buldd bukes