TACO

Rough job market, but my skills are transferable I can easily adjust and put chalupas in bags 🫳 Please get back to me, Taco Bell

white people taco night

Yes, those are the ingredients for a taco. Well done.

90/10 ground beef Lettuce Cheese Sour cream Taco sauce Gains asf

BETR ripping……Taco Pro-Housing policies about to be announced?

Bro, taco closing the NASA library and warehousing or destroying contents. Just why, man? Wtf are we even doing when we can't celebrate human innovation. Fucking sad state of affairs dudes. Sorry, bourbon making me hyperbolic I guess

Mr. Taco already taco'ing on furniture and kitchen cabinets. Nice way to start the year!

I took an Ambien after eating Taco Bell. Woke up and someone had shit my bed. 

"$110,500,000 One hundred ten million, five hundred thousand dollars. That’s what American taxpayers spent so Taco could golf in 2025."

> BREAKING: President Trump has signed an order delaying tariff increases on upholstered furniture, kitchen cabinets, and vanities for 12 months. bless you taco man

Or just steal billions and get a presidential pardon from Taco

#REMEMBER SLV BEARS - Ghyna doesn't TACO

Calls on Taco Bell

So like a Choco Taco

Markets taking a shit and flat over last 3 months but I'm getting more bullish by the day. Ya'll really think Taco will allow markets to shit the bed right before midterm elections?

Ive literally traded NDX options worth like 10k while hitting canyon twisties on a liter bike before kek. I was also driving on April 7th when the OG taco happened and was trying to offload my calls that went up like 2000% while shifting a manual thru city traffic.

Taco needs to make another Buy Now tweet or my port is fucked.

Bruh this Latina working at the taco shop by my workplace is prettier than a lot of supposed IG baddies bruuuuhhh 😫😫😫😫

Will it be taco Tuesday? That is the question

I didn't go to the Mexican taco shop for a week, but the Latina girl remembered me by name

Taco need to deliver on this too.

#taco sending 2k tariff relief check, BIGGEST REFUND in the HISTORY OF THE WORLD, SO BULLISH 2026

predictions market betting on press sec child being from TACO lmaoooo!!

You'll be saying this through 2028. AI is still advancing, getting ingratiated into more and more products, and becoming more and more useful for finance, health, coding, and service industries. It's not going anywhere, especially if big banks or Taco give the hundreds of billions of dollars Open AI is asking for.

Considering how fucked the economy is and Taco is on the cusp of starting another war maybe two bombing third world countries, it's a Christmas miracle the stock market isn't tanking hard as it is.

I don't even want these fucking puts anymore even though I think it'll go down. Scam game, where is my taco bell

Gross Not the shitting part. The Taco Bell part.

I sent the browns to the Super Bowl after eating at Taco Bell

I want Taco Bell but I don't want the side effects

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cF6D8zDa9U Nobody will ever do more justice to Taco Bell than this movie

Make Taco Bell Great Again 🔔 _dong!_ 🫡

He can't make China too angry or else XI the Pooh will fuck him up next year. TACO needs to play nice with China until Midterm electio n is over.

So, calls on Taco Bell?

I sure hope taco doesn't disturb muh 692 and 693 calls for tomorrow

futes flatter then having to eat Turkey on thanks giving and ham instead of taco bell or chipotle

Taco Bell will unveil their new feature item, the “fortune tostada”. The most common fortune? “Tonight, you will have crippling diarrhea.”

Taco is now looking up lemon laws in his state after the INTC investment.

I've got screaming taco shits this morning. Never have ice in a drink in Mexico 

My heart says cereal and taco bell My asshole says no

Taco sounds like he’s about to make selling stocks illegal, you can only buy.

War is bullish Free Oil is bullish Stabbing our old allies in the back? >!bullish!< Tariffs? You guessed it, bullish Taco Taco Tacoingly? Bull. Ish.

up next is taco and besset erasing inflation from the books as they revamp the fed holy fuck. if Obryan had done 5% of what these guys have done, they would have been hanged by now.

Yeah people graduated from Harvard, MITs are dumb where as taco who bankrupted casinos and faking the data is genius lol 🤡

Taco bell will fix it

LMAOOOOO Santa just ate Taco Bell to prepare for everyone’s stockings today

Wtf gdp report also taco cooked

Taco will invade Venezuela. I hope they like Mexican food down there.

I honestly think 2026 is the year for TSLA. TACO needs Elon to help him win Midterm and then SpaceX IPO. Both of them is good for TSLA.

If TACO can fake CPI then why can't he fake GDP? Lol

TACO will take over Fed and printer alot of money and it makes Gold up because dollars will be down. and oil up can also mean no recession.