TACO

I know many of you are hinging your hopes on TACO Here's the thing - Last night I was accidentally added to some weird boomer chat on Signal. This will not go well for you

someone could make a quality meme video of "holding out for a hero" (I need a hero) by Bonnie Tyler, but instead it's "I need a taco"

taco is gonna taco. this retard is telling barron right now to buy poots. fuckin fraudsters.

NEW: In a call with Bret Baier, Trump says 8 PM deadline today could change if negotiations move forward, but sticking to deadline for now First taco signs already 

WARNING A TACO WATCH has been issued, a rise from level 2 to 3 has been initiated, effective immediately and lasting until the next White House press briefing. Atmospheric conditions are ripe for a sudden, high-velocity policy shift. .https://tacotrump.space/

So TACO wants to eliminate lots of innocent people

Oh look. US didn't get all those ships and planes down there just to taco. Market is a complete sham. Or people are idiots.

85% of the sub is praying the TACO comes before Robinhood closes out our 0DTE calls

How long until Taco announces a ceasefire that Iran didn’t actually agree to?

Iran cuts off diplomacy. So, should they trust in the TACO happening, or should they pre-emptively strike as hard as they can before they are hit and risk losing more of their counterstrike capability? Are they better off waiting until 8 PM and responding to attacks if they come, or taking action now to seize the initiative?

Iran said no negotiations. So the only hope is a true taco no way a ceasefire being made by 8 pm.

What’s the play? Puts because it’s obvious? Calls because inverse the obvious or taco? Puts because calls inversing puts is too obvious? Or calls because puts inversing calls inversing puts inversing calls…

Ever since this TACO thing started. I only picture J-lo on South Parker saying Taco taco burrito burrito

I like this new bold flavor of taco, threaten to destroy civilization, then serve taco. it COULD work.

Let's go! Taco, taco. Burrito, burrito.

Im thinking taco based on Brent and Gasoline futures, as those are down on the day while WTI (front month) keeps shrek dicking. I really hope 🥭 gets his head on straight

We're getting TACO or Taco Bell today

I'm a ber so I'm probably screwed either way. but if bro pulls off a taco tonight we should start calling him 🐔 instead of 🥭

I have 2k on puts I will ride or die with until a TACO

This is the market pricing in the taco believe it or not

I dont think its a TACO on the menu today boys. Farewell.

Buying OTM calls now, all we need is just one taco tweet

st00pid market keeps believing in a TACO

He cant taco out of this, yet people still buy…

At this point its not just will TACO do it but will those around him keep letting him.

Market pumps.. Iran gets nuked Market dumps… taco Tuesday LMAOOOO

Just want a -1% day that holds longer than a taco decision

SPY only down 0,6% so i guess market is still pricing TACO right? What will happen if he actually decides to bomb the shit out of Iran?

In case any of you don't think it's TACO Tuesday Here’s a breakdown of his previous shifting threats, including ultimatums with different deadlines: * **March 21**: Trump issues 48-hour ultimatum for Iran to open Strait of Hormuz or face US attacks on power plants. * **March 23**: Trump postpones his deadline for five days, citing progress in purported negotiations with Tehran. * **March 26**: Trump issues new 10-day deadline, set to expire at 8pm on April 6 (00:00 GMT on April 7). * **April 4**: Trump says Iran has 48 hours to make a deal, reiterating the April 6 deadline. * **April 5**: Trump appears to push the [deadline back another day](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/5/trump-threatens-hell-for-iran-over-hormuz-strait-as-deadline-approaches) to the evening of April 7, saying that Iran “won’t have ⁠any power plants … \[or\] bridges standing” if its leaders “don’t do something” by then. * Later on April 5, Trump delivers what appears to be a new precise deadline, writing on social media: “Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time!” * **April 6**: Trump tells reporters his latest deadline is final and that he is “highly unlikely” to postpone it. He says Iran can be “taken out” in “one night”. * **April 7**: Trump escalates rhetoric to new levels, saying “a whole civilisation will die tonight” in a post published some 12 hours before his deadline.

This is like waiting at Taco Bell drunk, where is my ga damn taco!

market losses cause taco, but the market won't drop cause they think he'll taco, so we get no taco? that about sum up how fucking dumb this shit it? the leader of the "free world" is talking about glassing 100M people while oil is 115. ffs.

Calls, bombs or taco.

Buying otm spy calls here. Taking a chance on a 10x from a Taco Tweet.

If he doesn’t taco by 3pm est today, market is gonna dump

Everyone waiting for taco. I just want a burrito

My skewed strangle is hitting on the far side. Get that to pay for the call and profit from the taco. If no taco then we are all fucked anyway.

Desalination plants will have to work extra hard due bear tears after todays legendary TACO.

Got out of my calls, waiting on TACO is scary Side note: The threat of a genocide is a 1% risk off on SPY lollllllllllll

Buying calls because Trump is going to TACO on his "civilization destruction" at the last second because talks are going well. Although he does seem emboldened by all the glazing after they rescued the second airman from his last fuckup at the expense of a couple planes and a lot of equipment and effort.

Oh did the TACO happen and I have missed it, why are we recovering?

Iran been in control since they closed the strait and neither bulls nor SPY willing to accept that yet. We got the tiger by the tail. Dude wants to taco but can’t lmao

bool trap. the only way u bools live to see another day is a taco tweet

Setting up the taco ingredients

We need taco bad

When the TACO bum rush happens how will they frame it? I assume something along the lines of "we have a deal, stay tuned"

V until lunch time then slow bleed theta until we taco or powerplant

We gotta start calling bulls tacotards or some shit, they have no idea what is happening in this situation they think the entire market hinges on whether or not we destroy Iran today. TRUMP CANT FUCKING TACO YOU DUMBSHITS. He has to stay in this war until the strait is open and he won't give into ther demands

Market really seems to be expecting the TACO based on the SPY option price action. Small pumps see exaggerated option movement, 1% drop didn't.

wen taco word salad

Buy the V bulls, stonks only go up, prove your loyalty to the taco and my puts