TACO

You people want to argue about the Epstein Files and who is Bubba, meanwhile the Quesarito is back at Taco Bell.

Quesarito is back at Taco Bell. God does exist.

President Taco Announces New Class of Battleships Named for Him, called the Country Destroyer

So Taco and Hegseth is going to announce building warships, probably a battleship cause our retard in chief likes them so much. Who to invest for this pump?

Taco bought Buttcoin. That’s why.

Dangerous person? C'mon...he is one of the most dangerous person on earth, seriously. He just want an excuse to get more money. How do he get TSLA to achieve that? TACO is the answer. If he doesn't have a plan to get TSLA up there, then he wouldnt want that $1T package. Elon wants to become the first $1T on earth and he doesn't care how to get it.

5 tacos from Alberto at the local taco truck. My stomach is churning 

TACO needs Elon to help him win Midterm next year. He is gonna help Elon pump TSLA and SpaceX up and it probably gonna help all the Space stock. At least until SpaceX is done IPO. Midterm is really important for TACO if he wants to win Presiden electio in 2028. And yes he WILL go for third term as the King.

No mango will taco in January and then we 🚀. But before that ride could be bumpy.

Lmao why doesn’t Taco just release the Epstein files but redact everything so it’s just a a bunch of paper with everything blurred out

I like taco seasoning on all my cooked data 🤤🤤

I made a comment about Taco Bell beef, and that’s gunna be my comment of the year with most upvotes. Cheers to being drunk and wanting Taco Bell shitty beef. Also puts tomorrow (maybe)

They stole our land and oil according to Taco

Best bang for your buck fast food? Taco Bell has a meal for 6$, Dominos usually has a large pizza for 9-10$, anything else?

Yesterday, taco was imploring the viewers to just look at the wage data. It was really good. The man is so disconnected, he doesn’t realize people just look at their paycheck. They don’t have economic advisers with spreadsheets to tell them about the data.

I stopped going to Taco Bell when they told me my combo and additional burrito was $18

When tf did Taco Bell become more expensive than chipotle. Calls on chipotle

SPY ate taco bell for lunch and it's time for a DUMP

It’s with great pleasure I get to inform you all the quesarito is back at Taco Bell

This market dumps so much I'm putting calls on taco bell.

Are you for real? You're betting against the taco market and you want to make a move with your filthy puts. PLEASE!

I don't care about the market i just want to see the picture of TACO sucking horse dong on Friday

"Oh, they're anxious about the economy? Let me just take some amphetamines and rant on national TV for an hour. That will def fix it." - Taco

So what did Taco said? Are you fatties going to war? I'm tired of you selling at open so it's not like you guys don't deserve to be drafted

Once we hit stagflation next quarter, taco will blame it on Carter. He created it way back.

#buried in the 1776 taco bucks, women will get 3/5 of the 1776 LMAOOO

This isn’t Taco, this is ChatGPT. Pump AI tech.

Taco with guacamole and a hint of desperation.

Gonna play a ranked game cause taco always one hour late

Taco gonna talk about the new US AI project.

Taco will walk out and boast about how good the economy is yet people can barely afford to fill up their gas tanks, when will we see correction

BREAKING NEWS: SOURCES CONFIRM TACO WILL ANNOUNCE MELONIA IS PREGO AFTER EX CANADA CEO DID HER DOGGY STYLE IN THE OVAL OFFICE

In the eve of our declaration of war on Venezuela, remember, before the orange man, mango, TACO, etc…. He was Cadet Bone Spurs.

Taco declaring war on Venezuela in a couple hours, bool beyond fucked

Who wants to bet Taco says he bought a Tesla and it’s the greatest invention in American history.

It’s pretty funny seeing bears thinking we will get a real CPI number tomorrow that isn’t more cooked than a well done. Mango ma also going to taco on Venezuela. Generational up day tomorrow.

So, we have any idea what Taco is going to announce?

TACO talking tonight right? We going to war boys and girls?

MU earnings, Taco announcement, CPI report, BOJ rate hike, Epstein files and you think the market recovers this week.

Just spotted Michael Saylor, Tom Lee, and Cathie Wood having a lunch meeting at Taco Bell and Michael Saylor had to pay for it using app rewards. Tom Lee was screaming eth 10k as he grabbed his hot sauce packets.

MU earnings, Taco announcement, and CPI report. Satan rally hasn’t even begun.

Trump speech is about new tariffs to EU, we need another tariff dump and taco trade back

Taco pulling a Putin. I don’t think Venezuela stole land from us, but correct me if I’m wrong.

9pm tonight. Taco. TV. Live. Mouth opening. Words coming out.

TACO will blow up Venezuela before Epstein files on Friday. Book it

Hawkish fed speakers before market open. Then, Taco to finish the day off with live talks of war and tariffs.

#WEN TACO RELEASING THE BIG BEUTIFUL MRI RESULTS HE TALKS ABOUT

You know that TACO can just unblocked it again at anytime right? 👍

I just ate Taco Bell and liquidated in my shorts

Is TACO speak tonight or was it tomorrow night?