TACO

Is TACO speak tonight or was it tomorrow night?

Dumbest market in history. None of the fundamentals are truly there, every time Taco dog whistles tariffs, his WS cronies know beforehand to buy puts, and every time they know everyone will panic sell at the first sign of well deserved fear due to the fake market, his WS cronies are ready to buy the shakedown dip. Hey, at least Barron's trust fund is at ATHs though.

Fed and Taco speaking tomorrow. Expect another significant sell off.

The real market mover today is Taco getting wind of this data dump and rage tweeting about the "totally fake and made up data that the corrupt BLS has put out to make him look bad because they have TDS"

We have Covid numbers with the Covid. Wrong. Taco is the new Covid.

But the robot isn’t limited to 40 hour work weeks. It could deliver coffee to the office at 6:30 a.m., lunch at noon, dinner in the evening, Taco Bell at 3 a.m. when people are stoned. Plus obviously every time in between. Busy hours? Uber has shown certain people are willing to pay surge pricing.

Hard to say. TACO needs Elon to help him win Midterm next year. I bet TACO will give Elon alot of government contracts to TSLA and SpacX in the coming months 👍

All this dip buying, the Santa rally will just get most ppl to breakeven. Taco is such a pos, he'll post about ATHs on NYE 😂

Taco decided it was too quiet on the tariff front.

CPI is hot and nobody got a job. Taco is the new Jimmy Carter, only significantly more regarded.

Not even a nice one, its Elons ass after a week long Ket bender and 2 taco Tuesdays

dawg the fucking potato taco is $6 I’m sick

I stopped getting Taco Bell when I paid $9 for a Crunchwrap supreme.

similarly, why da fuck is a crunchy taco from tbell $7?!?

Holy cow, Taco has reached a new low with his latest tweet, mocking the death of Rob Reiner and his wife. Absolutely vile behavior.

So all Epstein files should be released on the Dec 19th. Which means TACO needs to invade Venezuela before that. I call Wednesday

Del taco epic chicken burrito and 8 packets of inferno sauce

Taco Bell probably gets you most calories per dollar. If you keep it simple (potato tacos, bean burritos) you *probably* won’t shit your brains out

taco truck

guess taco cancelled the conference tonight bc the brown shooter wasnt immigreant else we would have had breaking news

is taco still having the press conference or did he go to sleep

what is taco even announcing anything or did he just have a moment of lucidity and had to get in front of a camera

if taco bell man still having said annoucement tongith?

In the US, some call Taco Bell food.

Taco needs to announce that he is going to ban selling. You can only buy stock.

#is taco going to release the MRI results at this announcement tonight?

What a year! First TACO sucks Bubba's dick and now Elon got an unknown brother lol

Speak for yourself. My wife helped me when Jamie Taco was stealing my lines.

I’d throw down on taco actually being 5’11.

Don't forget taco claims he's like 6 5 or something and like 180 lbs

BREAKING: TACO says he will begin land strikes in Venezuela. Not sure if true.

taco bell

XI will keep says that China wouldn't buy the H20 because they want the top A.I GPU model from NVDA. TACO either give China that or don't give anything. Right now TACO needs China more than China needs the USA and XI know about that so he will keep ban the H20 GPU until TACO give in.

You foaming at the mouth over YUM? They’re fine, but you know who always had my back when I was a broke college student? Taco Bell.

the ai bubble wont ever pop bc every single fucking dumbass is invested in it. no way in HELL they are gonna let it crash after so much investment. Taco probably has a secret EO saying fraud is allowed for the mag 7.

45% year 1 not ever reading a book on anything.  Okay, regard, have fun at 10% (if youre lucky) with Tariff bubble taco market.

When are ppl going to learn that tacos market is a scam? How many bulltraps will it take?  Everyone has already forgotten all the EC beats that only crashed anyway last month. But here's the good news: taco needs the Santa rally for polling so you'll get it. This predictable pullback AH after a rally is to ensure that so taco can open his big mouth and brag in tweets.

I've passed my State's general contractors exam but I can't figure out how to spread sour cream on a hard taco without feeling like a nincompoop.

So early morning dip tomorrow looks like again. Market is so predictable now under Taco. All smoke and mirrors

ATH tomorrow. SPY green until the last hour when TACO makes an announcement and market tanks, only for him to reverse over the weekend to open green.

#Fed Chair Jerome Powell Says TACO BOOMER May Be Drastically RIGGING Jobs Numbers

taco can thank jpow for any failed attempts at ath

Look, we need OpenAI to hog 40% of the world's RAM supply so people can churn out videos with Mickey drunk driving into a Taco Bell with Sora, our collective financial future depends on this [https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/disney-openai-sora-agreement/](https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/disney-openai-sora-agreement/)

Inflation is up cos dunkin rewards used to have any size free drink for 500 points now its 600 points. My Taco bell meal used to be 30 cents cheaper

TACO is playing hardball with EU. Denmark has marked US as potential enemy of NATO. TACO is cooking up shit because his plan to get out of debt fail so he is trying to take resources from Venezuela and Greenland to save US

1 - TACO 2 - WAR IS BULLISH Green by open. This has been my TEDx talk.

Did you regards think that maybe mkt is dumping because taco wants rates at 1%???? That’s where we’re heading, a banana republic with an orange dictator. Mkt is derisking. Dollar about drop so hard, go all in on gold. AVOID BTC!

When do TSLA 2028/2029 options open up? After debating with the smooth brains on here I’ve realized Tsla is pumped up only because of the retards, taco crime family and gop. There is nothing in that stock. 2028 elections will destroy Tsla and PLTR. I only see Jan/june 2028 options so far.. 

If printing money doesn't pump the stock market then TACO will start WW3. I'm gonna build a Zombie Apocalypse bunker now. See you guys later 👋

Things really got too bullish, so Taco had to attack Venezuela