TACO

TACO sighted in the FO phase of the FAFO

Taco 🌮 only means war keeps going for weeks, there is no good news. Unless he says we tried, and we’re leaving, but Israel said we can’t leave yet.

Puts for war escalation tmrw.. or maybe TACO

Iran might know that Trump wont have the guts to destroy all power plants but only attack some symbolically, hence they probably wont make peace. The “stone ages” rhetoric fits well into his taco nickname

People need to prepare 🥭 may not TACO tomorrow evening. The more he TACOs, the more C-130s we will lose on the ground. If he keeps TACOing, we may not have enough airlifting capacity to take over Cuba one month from now.

I wonder what amazing taco gift Iran will give trump tomorrow!

The one time Mango doesn't TACO out tomorrow and its gonna end up causing WW3 isn't it

My soul wants him to taco, the world is not ready for the hell to come. My brain says puts all day long, get paid bitch. It's a fucked dilemma 

Is it fuckin' TACO Tuesday yet?!

trump gonna taco the extension and leave us in a state of ???? and kick the can down

TACO going to TACO

I don't think Trump can TACO out of this Iran war. The IRGC don't give a fuck. They are not backing down. If we just pack up and leave, strait is still fucked. If we stay, it's 1 year+ ground war.

I like how the only options for wednesday morning is 1. Tactical nuke 2. Taco

He'll go through with it, otherwise another taco = wimp. Hegsethy wants it badly too: it's his shot or he goes the way of the AG. Thing is it'll be like 1-2 power plants, a light strike, similar to one forgetting to take their Ro Sparks.

i doubt the gulf arab states allow orangina to obliterate iran's infrastructure seeing as it means game over for their infrastructures as well. they'll probably offer him a couple billion and he'll taco.

He ain't gonna taco. He wont need to. 

I kinda feel like he won't taco this time because everyone is expecting him to. He can't look weak and this time will be one too many. I hope he does though because it will be black wednesday if he bombs

He won’t taco right after we get our doge checks, tariff rebate checks, and he gets interest rates back to 0%

Everytime mango does TACO, oil goes down a few dollars but then just comes back even higher after like 6-12 hours.

If he follows through, Iran will probably tell Houthi to start firing on Red Sea oil tankers and oil will hit 200, that will be Diesel average us price of 12 usd and shortages. This is the oil age. The issue Taco has is that Iran can bring an end to that and send every country back to Stone Age.

So there is no way there will be a deal before the deadline. The question is will he taco or will he follow through. Regardless, oil will rally tomorrow

Tomorrow is Taco Tuesday and it will be TACOTOTE

I dont think mango cares about the taco thing... I would have expected his ego to kick in and do something about it.

He'll taco, but it won't be a win

Taco Bell needs to make him a spokesperson, every day is taco day

there's only one TACO in this room.

Or just your average taco tuesday 🌮

Happy to. This is also why no TACO will save the situation this time. The opposing side, Israel, is no different. They need to take out the state of Iran, not just the regime, as an existential threat.

Everyone's talking about taco Tuesday, but no one expects the Taco Wednesday!

Taco yet?

Yea and then taco on Friday. Opposite of recent trend

not a deadline for Iran, it's when the next TACO will be served.

Every power plant, every bridge, every Taco Bell is gonna get hit tomorrow if there is no deal

TACO has now confirmed that Iran has til Tuesday 8pm until Taco will not look in their direction and may ignore them if approached by said "Iran". He will also move lunch tables if "Iran" is anywhere near him.

Here’s what I don’t get. If trump follows through and Iran even has one iota of response capability, it’s OVER for the gulf states. Is that a risk they’re willing to take for the strait? Why are they not begging him to taco

Taco  Trump doesn't have the balls to engage in an actually long standing military action... He's a chicken shit. That said, he may actually follow through with one of his threats at some point, whether it's this one or another one in the future, who knows. I guess it's a good thing he's a limp dick, cause otherwise we would already be in ww3.  He doesn't give two shits about Iran, Israel, or even the US... He only cares about money, and his oscillation between action and backtracking is creating a situation to make boat loads of cash... And he is... Money is the only thing he cares about. 

The answer to "did he TACO" is always yes

did 🥭 TACO on the *day* of a deadline? 🤔

CVE will go crazy once taco happens tomorrow

24 hours till the historical TACO

Market basically priced in a taco at this point...

a deal doesnt need to happen, aslong as he does his usuall TACO the market will go up.

I’d think a 5% down day. But he will taco and act like he’s winning.

What will happen if Trump doesn’t TACO and blows up Iran’s energy and everything else? Is that bullish or bearish?

Honestly no matter how stupid it sounds I have to believe in taco for this Tuesday night total destruction strike because the alternative is honestly too terrifying to consider

"A guarantee Iran will not be attacked again" ..what is the meaning of a guarantee from US and Israel...you have to be stupid to believe a guarantee from Taco San.

This jackass is gonna TACO my poots, isn't he....

This 🤡just checking with Brandon to see if he should taco or rage tweet…

Anyone taking bets on times of taco tacoing?

I feel like the TACO is priced in.... which we all know he will inevitablyTACO, and we might float a bit higher. IDK what to make of this market anymore though.