TACO

Pretty bullish in here on Taco…please don’t jinx us guys!

TACO Tuesday. Get your 0DTE calls tomorrow after a fake dip.

Energy crisis?? Just eat more taco bell

There are looming macroeconomic threats plus long term effects of energy shock. TACO is priced in with macroeconomics not priced in. If TACO maybe a small pump followed by pain once reality sets in and if he doesn’t TACO which looks to be the case (oil price, prediction markets) then all mayhem breaks lose. Perhaps someone can kindly tell me the bull case so I can weight going long here, because I truly don’t understand.

So does 🥭TACO tomorrow?

This is the right answer. TACO Tuesday.

makes sense. i think insiders know whats happening. otherwise the pre-taco tension would be red

ah i see, i listened to his speech. its taco tuesday.

Market fully believes tommorrow will be a TACO. And if you think tommorrow is going to be a TACO you should buy today. If by some miracle it's not a TACO you could see a circuit breaker on Wednesday. If it is a TACO, either play the rally, or wait for the rip to over extend and get puts at a cheaper price, because the straights are still closed.

Or better yet, doesn’t believe the taco and we tank regardless

yes, put call ratio on april 17th is 1.44, and for may 15th its literally 2.62- taco is, if anything, the underpriced outcome

He always TACO, and I've bet my money on it with calls. See ya at Wendy's.

Taco time. Calls.

The fact that 🥭 could pull one of his largest tacos on Taco Tuesday is proof that nothing is real and we're living in a simulation.

do you think market is pricing any chance he doesnt TACO?

Markets likes when TACO happens

Believe it or not, **Calls**. TACO moment tomorrow and market likes that.

Watch as we get a major taco and spy actually goes down -2% lol

Always love taco Tuesday 😋 

No change he doesn't taco. Eye ran said they would strike all the other energy infrastructure and destination plants in the region big big mess if they do that

Taco Tuesday is all day in all time zones

If we don't get a TACO tomorrow during market hours I'm thinking about doing at the money straddle for Wednesday. Bro said they got till 8pm et or midnight right?

If the fat orange retard doesnt TACO tomorrow, how bad would it actually get on Wednesday? SPY like -5% or more.

As market closed today, we find ourselves in a paradigm. It is either a TACO, and the conflict while active stays at current speed, or total war, where all energy plants across energy rich nations go offline, upon which all of us enter into an immidiate recession due to inflationary and eneregy shocks that we will collectively feel. Feels like we are threading quite the needle here.

Well published ICC war crime by the orange man (puts) or a taco Tuesday (calls)... That's your options gang, wild wild times to think that this is actually a difficult decision.

People who still live in the light of Jesus don't buy today. Also, Taco Tuesday tomorrow

Will he actually follow through his threats tomorrow or just another taco?

It doesn't matter what he wants. He answers to a higher power and they won't let him taco this time.

"We want free traffic of oil." Interpretation: we want to go back in time to Feb 6, 2026 when Dow was 50k and oil traffic was free. Now it's 8pm tomorrow, calls, I see Taco Tues imminent.

He also promised peace. Is the taco on peace? Or the bombs dropping

Market goes up on a TACO. Being stuck in a war you don’t know how to win is bullish!

No TACO. You have a chance for liberation day part 2: Return of the bears. Puts tomorrow.

Israel making sure taco doesn't 🌮

How many times can we kick this dumb taco down the road? It's down to a couple beans and 3 sprigs of cilantro

Market is pricing in a taco. Institutions stayed on the sidelines. Who knows

So did he taco or what or the market just knows he will 100% taco so he doesnt have to say it?

Can we have something else beside Taco Tuesday?

wonder if he'll taco tmr and say deal is going very well

A probability of a TACO is priced in along with a probability of escalation. If it’s a conclusive TACO then it’s going up because we no longer have to price in the possibility of escalation.

Deadline is 8pm EST. Nothing will happen, TACO.

Even if it doesn't TACO, it will go up anyway

Well, if TACO Tuesday turns into "War Crimes Tuesday" then you will get your wish

You guys saying if he TACO's tomorrow we go up, do realise that the TACO is priced in at this point ? I think there's only 2 real options for tomorrow: 1) TACO -> market continues to do nothing 2) Bridge and power plant day! -> market dumps hard

Who's ready for TACO tuesday???? 🌮 🌯 🌮 🌯 🌮 🌯 🌮 🌯 🌮 🌯 🌮

TACO Tuesday for all my friends?

No taco Tue 

Probably double TACO tomorrow

One of these days he's not going to TACO. Probably not tomorrow, though. He'll definitely TACO tomorrow.

What if it's taco Wednesday?

TACO is: (T)rump Always Cops Out it’s a joke about how he always says things, implements rules, boundaries, etc… and then cops out immediately afterwards since he has no spine