TACO

im surprise taco dont just declare a fake national emergency again and reopening the government.

Supposedly they have the votes in the Senate already. Taco is effectively pushing away and losing so many Republicans that I don't think he can stop this Epstein vote, or the Epstein files from being released for that matter.

I wonder what Taco has planned over the course of these nine days. I'm sure he's going to unleash some absolutely wild shit to prevent this vote.

My bbai and open leaps came to life today. Praise be to taco.

Market is waiting for TACO to throw a tantrum about Epstein

Maxwell living better in prison under Taco, than most Gen Z'ers are living after college graduation.

I reckon he’ll taco on this stimmy check too but idk

Congress actually voting for something taco is doing? lol

Their not. Just taco talking bullshit. The 2k per American adult earning under 100k is about 150 million people would be 300 billion. As of now only about 200 billion has been collected thru tariffs.

#30 year car loans wen taco

My advise? Starbucks, Taco Bell, Coke soda, tons of water, and then a hard workout. If it doesn't work then go to the hospital.

fucking vet people piss me off. $50 for a fuken flea medication? when taco gonna lower doggy cost

taco bell order came out to $5. just as he predicted lmao 🤌

People here throw around the word 'retarded' like taco says 'fake news' every single time.

waiting on taco to tweet that it's a good time to buy stocks :|

This, but also: Taco is building a third ballroom at the White House. Yes, in 2030.

they call me chicken taco they call me burrito boy

I always salute my local Taco Bell employees for defending the thin baja blast blue line.

#50 year taco mortgatge LMAO

Mango seems a little unsure about this whole tariff bit. Supreme taco has a chance to do the funniest thing.

TACO WEDNESDAY BABY 🚀🚀🚀

Use a USA flag 🇺🇸 on your boat so TACO doesn't bomb you by "accidents" 🤣

"Chyna" - Taco

Finance at 50 years and 6% interest, after a few years of raises, it’ll be like paying a penny a month for that taco bell. So why the hell would you not finance it? /s

gonna finance some Taco Bell for dinner, what about you?

Fish taco dabest

why does this surprise you after seeing all of the trump pump then he's TACO then he pumps. It's endless

Is S(chumer)ACO the new TACO?

I don’t think it will happen. Opening would force vote on Epstein, which is bad for taco. On 12/2 they will have one more gop member who will cancel the bill. 

Just ordered Taco Bell, put that bitch on a 50 year note.

Taco Tuesday

my favorite taco truck makes about 10x what RGTI earns

DACO is 100x leveraged TACO

Actual X post I saw: >Why does everyone not understand how good the 50Y mortgage is? It's a way to short the US government's inability to do math, go long on your home and inflation. You know maybe if my asshole is bleeding the answer is not always stocking up on Preparation H in bulk. Instead I should stop eating at Taco Bell 3 meals a day.

Yes but only because I had midnight Taco Bell so that’s 100% on me

my WSB friend plz buy DjT I'm stuck with 25....chicken taco 🌮 make my bag heavy plz help and buy djt, if you have extra money 💰 💵

Last nights taco bell for breakfast. Gotta fight RTO where we can 🫡

We were down like 3-4% from the top. Thats the correction. TACO needs to win midterm next year, so he will do anything to pump the stock market up. Today's pump is because of the government shutdown is over and next is TACO sign the bill, then we should pump more.

Did Taco die or why tf is Europe pumping?

Went to a dinner party tonight at a fancy upscale house. Kind of a Friendsgiving thing. Gentlemen there brought a Baja Blast pie from Taco Bell. It was a real eye opener. We as humanity are still innovating in 2025. Easily the best pie I’ve had in years. It was a Baja fucking blast man.

Dems out tacoing TACO is impressive, at least our calls hit baby

Some of you really forgot TACO and went balls deep in puts, smh.

Taco bell earnings doesnt go to mexico, bro

Skibbity Taco

Do taco dividend dollars spend the same as snap? Asking for a friend.

bers about to get gaped at open, $ETHA printing 🚀🚀🚀 thanks TACO

They ate the taco. Its always that one taco to far that gets em.

#breaking ice to forcefully remove digested food from childrens stomach as taco admin wants states to undo SNAP payments

Stimmy checks are back? Be hilarious if the Supreme Court tells the govt to pay the tariffs back after taco sends them out. 40 trillion debt here we come.

Come on give us the Sunday night gov reopening taco and send us to Valhalla with Charlie Kirk