TACO

I mean tell them too that we stop the taco trades . Sorry for my bad Englisch , I’m a europoor

maybe the taco is reversed this time

Trump will TACO on tuesday.

Tomorrow he will claim that has received a phone call begging for a deal and offering presents. On Tuesday you guys know… big TACO day incoming… Plan accordingly because this one is very obvious

The taco bar is closing. Market knows you can’t fix irreversible damage to the global energy sector with a tweet

bers need it to crater -2% to survive the traditional Monday morning TACO pump.

# US forces enter Iran by..? apr 30 plymarket odds 100% we are talking about taco -

Who’s acting like that? I’m a bear and I fully expect a taco any minute frankly

Maybe he just needs a good night sleep and tomorrow he will TACO. Right? Right????

Market is learning you can’t just taco irreversible damage to the global energy supply chain

Pathetic. Can't futures just future the inevitable future taco that is already written in our future. Green by open pls n thx

He didn't even taco in the situation I'm referring to

Kind of hard to taco after going full war crimes this morning

You I think trump is using extreme rhetoric today to push markets down as far as he can Monday, using fear. There will be some kind of taco when the deadline is maxed out. Far OTM calls at the bottom??

So green on open on Monday, probably red close. Then rally on TACO Tuesday when the deadline gets extended another week. Then red on Wednesday when oil futures hit $120. Then green Thursday when "great progress in negotiations". Then red on Friday when "I'm tired of these motherf\*#!king Iranians closing this motherf\*#!king strait".

This is why there cannot be a TACO or negotiations, there are no leaders. They just have a bunch of warlords with drones and missiles

the BBC news were discussing 🥭 extending his deadlines and they even used the word TACO lmao

I very seriously considered going to cash like a month ago, didn’t. So I’m just holding, because literally any day can be taco day and we’ll rebound like 5%. This shit is untradeable because we got a fucking madman with keys to a nuclear arsenal tweeting nonsense threats

I’m scared that everyone seems to be 100% sure that he will TACO, including Iran. So he might actually do it

Nah, inverse gang, taco trump says there's an deal on Monday, and when it eventually doesn't happen, red Tuesday

0.5% odds of a TACO after that morning tweet. He even backpedaled on the significance of the strait.

If you can't make TACO money you just aren't particularly bright

Taco has lost Alex Jones.

He even scheduled the deadline to Taco Tuesday like come on people just buy calls…

Red tomorrow followed by a big, green TACO Tuesday

It's Taco Monday!

Markets will tank pre market until taco

How many hours for 🥭 to TACO? WSB needs to have a countdown clock. There are 3 more years.

Taco Tuesday!!

48 hours from today will put him right in the middle of Taco Tuesday 🌮

Taco gonna give them one more extension, then he’ll mean it.

> Iran officials have refused to compromise on their demands and have rejected a proposal to open the Strait of Hormuz in exchange for a temporary cease-fire, they said. Iran has told mediators it is unwilling to meet American officials in Islamabad in the coming days and considers U.S. demands to end the war unacceptable. # This could be a pivotal week if 🥭 doesn’t taco

Could he TACO into Islam? “Praise Allah. I am now Mohammed Trump and I declare the strait open and SPY at 900. Praise be upon him.”

Taco Tuesday or literally the biggest humanitarian crisis in modern history!! Weee

Nice of 🥭 to wait till taco Tuesday to taco

Taco Tuesday or nuclear holocaust ... just another week with 🥭 as president. 3 more years to go!

stand by for TACO

thoughs and prayers for TACO i think he is still in coma

we know the drill already. futes and pre are red, then green by open from taco tweet "negotiations are going very well!"

So the deadline was extended to Tuesday evening, and he has given the negotiators amnesty from strikes. I smell another Easter miracle brewing. Pretty sure no one expected any kind of taco on this (the non-retarded people).

In 3 Hours markets are opening, green or red for the markets till taco tuesday?

he's gonna taco one more time b/c I always get 5 tacos from my taco truck- rn we're at 4 tacos

From highest to lowest chance: * TACO * Nothing, just rehashing justification for invading * Ground troops * Nuclear exchange

NOTHING will happen at tuesday 8pm. Either they are invading before, or he goes TACO. Even this administration isnt stupid enough to determine attacks openly.

48 hours would have been Monday at 10:00 AM EST. Now its Tuesday at 8:00 PM EST. The Taco has begun.

Sadly I think whoever created the TACO acronym deserves partial blame for the death and destruction of my port

After giving up on the prospect of a deal we bounced 4% on the idea that trump didn't care about the strait and we taco into a permanent $1 toll. Will the market retrace now that trump cares about the strait opening again or will we ignore it and move back to the "close to a deal" cope. I think I know the answer.

I wanna full port calls for taco tuesday but then he might actually invade for real if I do.

Lol Trump tweeting out the deadline as if he's not gonna TACO and extend it again

#TACO moved the GOAL POST AGAIN LMAO