TACO

he's gonna taco one more time b/c I always get 5 tacos from my taco truck- rn we're at 4 tacos

From highest to lowest chance: * TACO * Nothing, just rehashing justification for invading * Ground troops * Nuclear exchange

NOTHING will happen at tuesday 8pm. Either they are invading before, or he goes TACO. Even this administration isnt stupid enough to determine attacks openly.

48 hours would have been Monday at 10:00 AM EST. Now its Tuesday at 8:00 PM EST. The Taco has begun.

Sadly I think whoever created the TACO acronym deserves partial blame for the death and destruction of my port

After giving up on the prospect of a deal we bounced 4% on the idea that trump didn't care about the strait and we taco into a permanent $1 toll. Will the market retrace now that trump cares about the strait opening again or will we ignore it and move back to the "close to a deal" cope. I think I know the answer.

I wanna full port calls for taco tuesday but then he might actually invade for real if I do.

Lol Trump tweeting out the deadline as if he's not gonna TACO and extend it again

#TACO moved the GOAL POST AGAIN LMAO

Upvote for TACO Tuesday, or...

The taco tuesday jokes write themselves

War crimes Tuesday vs. TACO Tuesday will be fun. Happy Fuckin' Easter degenerates. Praise be to Allah's son.

Why you guys claim he will TACO, and why this market pumps over the tweet saying he'll blow up iran completely ? I mean this one is pretty clear

Yeah, we green by open. No one believes he wont taco

hes going to annouce boots on the ground then taco after

I really think he finally realized he can’t taco his way out of this one and is going further off the deep end. Might actually do something even more catastrophic that he won’t be able to walk back

I'm ready for the taco egg hunt

President Trump says he believes he can "get a deal with Iran" by Monday and that Iran is "negotiating now." The TACO begins

He'll 100% TACO. Even if it is a fake deal he announces, he'll just later say when the strait remain closed that it was the wrong leadership element in Iran, no one could predict this. He'll then start negoations with a new leadership element of Iran, another 1-2 weeks deadline. Shrek dicks Monday.

Taco it’s time to leave Iran before you send us back to the stone age

https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2040786038101245985 There it is, the obviously fabricated TACO green monday

TACO is inevitable. Believe it or not, calls.

This is the ultimate TACO move setting up. He always schedules deadlines for Tuesdays so that on Monday all of his friends can load up on calls and he can TACO.

Everyone calling this a taco trade as if 🌮 has any control over the irreversible damage he’s doing to the energy sector.

Does this count as a taco? He was suppose to go in Monday now it’s Tuesday

monday green everyone will price in the taco btw

How to topple a dictatorship by Sun Tzu: "Bitch and moan on social media in all caps until the enemy surrenders. If they doesn't work taco."

"JUST IN: TACO will hold news conference with the U.S. Military at 1 pm tomorrow — 3 hours after his “48 hour warning” to Iran expires."

Iran made Taco praise Allah, that’s too much winning

The worst part is I bet we aren't even going to be *that* red. Certainly not enough to erase the Taco pump.

We're gonna get extra servings of TACO then

Seems like we’re going to be so red on Monday and he will Taco on Tuesday we green again

So Trump just pulled an untaco move, which basically sets him up perfectly to drop a taco right before market open

> *TRUMP: TUESDAY TO BE POWER PLANT DAY, BRIDGE DAY IN IRAN Taco Tuesday

Imagine TACO doesnt chicken out once. The market would collapse. His ability to back out is a pillar of the economy right noe

Taco bell at 2am hits different

- dump -0.2% on the same threat every couple of days - pump +2% on the same taco every couple of days

What if Iran got their hands on the Epstein files too? Putin, Bibi and Iran making America do their shit through TACO.

we're gonna get one more taco, one more bull rally, until oil hits 150+ and everything comes crashing down xd

I'm prepping for the TACO tomorrow. What do you think the justification will be? Will he claim that Iran gave us the pilot as a concession? Will he say that negotiations are going well? I am marinating some beef for the announcement.

Still laughing at whoever said you can't TACO from the afterlife. Thanks for that mate.

Taco will taco.

Can't TACO from the afterlife

When they say they’re going to release hell on each other are they implying they are going to door dash obscenely large orders of Taco Bell to one another? Only in a perfect world 🌎

This is like the 4th time 🥭 has basically threatened to nuke Iran in the past week. I'm sure hell TACO and then afterwards it will be revealed that someone dropped a few million on options right before 🥭tweeted...

Larry David was able to escape the Fatwa, idk if same holds true for taco mang

What if he don’t TACO this time round. He’s 80, he doesn’t give a fuck. Him and his family made enough money from manipulation the last year. He’ll look weak if he TACOs again.

Mango's probably just constipated. Nothing a few Taco Bell value items can't fix.

Will the market pump or dump if he's really gone? I think the vix may finally have a decent spike, because the replacement is actually a crazy religious zealot, not just pretending to be one, and thus is less likely to taco all the time

How about a nice game of Global Thermonuclear War? The only winning move is to TACO