TACO

Health insurance CEOs gonna sit down and tell TACO about the fallout he is gonna face and UNH is back to 350.

TACO is about give old people two choices: die or spend all their remaining money on Medicare premium and live another week.

lmao does taco not realize that UNH will probably pay for his Alzehimers drug when he losses his fuking mind lmaoooo

#y does taco hate American healthcare companies?!

Mango be a man and reverse taco Tuesday to save my puts expiring worthless eod

TACO is temporary, trade deals are for keeps ;)

Those cucks spent two decades bootlicking the US just to get their pants pulled down by trump. Now they’re scrambling to make deals with anyone that will accept. As for taco destroying his economy, it doesn’t take a genius to figure that one out. US is stupid but at least they have a ground to stand on. EU is not only stupid, but their balls are shrivelling now that winters here and they haven’t prepared

The EU was trying to not back up China and India at the expense of the US. That's what translatlanticism was. Go away with your self-fulfilling prophecy crap and accept the self-harm the TACO is doing to the US economy like everyone else is by buying gold, shorting the dollar, and diversifying assets.

Wen  does the senator have 🥭 taco for his  and Baronnss new 500k position 

Everyone panic about UNH I’m holding my Avg price 291 a share earning came out a slide out this is over reaction about Taco talking nonsense before earning

🥭will reverse taco tuesday. Loading up puts at open

Taco, I knew I should’ve sold when it bounced to 345, now I’m an investor apparently

Literally everything Trump has cratered with a tweet, has bounced back hard within a few months #TACO

We need a 3x TACO index

Bloomberg headline is literally: >[TACO Tracking: Trump Carries Out One in Four Tariff Threats](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-01-27/bluffing-or-not-counting-trump-s-tariff-threats-versus-actions?srnd=homepage-europe)

UNH breaking 292 support would be insane, and then we would probably witness another TACO.

Heart broken Taco Bell and red wine

So, UNH earnings is not bad, in line actually. The only bad news is the "proposal" of new Medicare rate. And we all know about TACO, don't we?

Might be EWY (SK semis etf) before TACO happens

# 🌮🌮🌮 # ITS TACO TUESDAY BOYS

Last week TACO was served on a Wednesday. Same menu for this week?

to all my call holders rn, what legit level are we looking to sell at tmr, where we running and are we waiting until taco speech

Going to Taco Bell, what yall want?

Why taco man make my stocks go red 😢

Right now 🥭 is in deep sleep dreaming up some Taco nonsense to fuk your portfolio for no reason

hunters laptop tries to lower drug prices everyone go ape shite taco lowers prices by force and everyone claps. LMAO.

Wow, the TACO fucker threatened more tariffs? Ooooooh so scary, I’m sure those are totally legit

But that should just put us at pre-tariff levels lol, to go up on the announcement should mean a TACO would put us lower.

I can't believe futures are up a full buck even with mangos SK tariffs. Everyone knows he'll taco but to actually go up prior to any taco is dangerous.

Korean market up 0.9% Lol. They didn't wait for 🥭 to TACO

Taco Bell.

I mean it's so fuking obvious that as long as Taco reigns, SLV/GLD are a safe haven and hedge against his antics

Taco fingers sound delicious

TARIFF FINGERS TURN TO TACO FINGERS 💯

Never had a Korean taco before. I can't wait to see how they taste.

Taco Tuesday baby!

LOL.  I literally almost started buying based on the memory trade.  Let it dump.  He will taco.

Bought the piko-bottom of the (very easy to predict) tariff TACO, and just exited everything at close. Parked it in short term bonds getting 3% until the next obvious trade comes along. That’s how it’s done lads

what's the next taco trade?

Another day another TACO

Taco Tits to the rescue

I think TACO say that Iran want to make a deal a few hours ago

Taco will do taco

I've been out breaking up ICE in my driveway, what did taco say that crashed UNH

If markets are pricing in the TACO he will have to tweet-escalate

Trump already taco ing and got the border chief out of Minneapolis

Taco everyday. I’m gonna get sick of Mexican food

Taco Always Tacos Out

TACO after TACO after TACO. This week is on track to be delicious.

Yall said it was going to be a civil war but 🥭 already taco ing https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/26/politics/gregory-bovino-minnneapolis-exit-ice