TACO

I hate mango with a fiery passion, and exercise that hatred by riding each TACO. I see the train speeding toward the cliff, but the best parachute is $$$.

Yesterday inscribed TACO in stone.

crazy shit taco gave iirran free uranium to buldd bukes

lol email taco and ask him

Fake news, he's getting the taco of the year prize from taco bell

This has been the biggest cucking in the history of cucking, possibly ever: [Bombshell Report Reveals Trump Was Begging for Iran to Join Ceasefire | The New Republic](https://newrepublic.com/post/208815/trump-asked-iran-ceasefire) Are we going to see the very rare reverse-Taco tomorrow?

Market doesn't seem to care that things aren't very ceasefire-y yet, or that the negotiating points range from impotent to complete nonsense. I'm thinking the market only cared about the implications of 🥭 finally dishing his TACO: that he never had any conviction, never cared about the actual policy outcomes, and once again he was only personally invested in the domestic political circus and his percieved image. So he basically confirmed that this was just run of the mill, ill-advised, ME conflict in a convincing "legit global catastrophe" costume. I think its going to take way more than predictable non-progress or inflammatory social media blubbering for the market to believe otherwise again. So, i guess, what do now?

Watch the ceasefire TACO

Taco Bell Taco Tuesday Toyota Taco TACO Award

April 2025: * Trump announces insane tariff plan * Market tanks * Announces TACO * Market rallies back to flat * Trump brags about how much money his billionaire friends like Charles Schwab made (whose granddaughter and heir works at the Treasury Department) April 2026: * Trump announces insane war plan * Market tanks * Announces TACO * Market rallies back to flat * **We're here now** The market tanked in April 2020 as well. It didn't happen in April 2021, 2022, 2023, and 2024 (the Biden years.) This same early-April market crash pattern happened the last three years Trump was in office. Tax Day is April 15. My gut says this has something to do with reducing capital gains taxes for his friends and donors in taxable accounts. Am I just speculating? Anyone know the details of how this might work?

What the fuck did they talk about yesterday when negotiating ceasefire? I think they just went - US -you scared? Iran- Yup. Us- Me too. Iran - wanna do it some other day? US - ok Lets taco.

Tacos within tacos with tacos. Now that’s what I call a taco!

Is this TACO week??

TACO man got Taco. Seem like no ceasefire at all

Waiting for the grand reveal of the TACO inside a TACO. Inception level TACO. Market's mind will be blown. Calls!

Tariffs on countries supplying arms to Iran? Like any of them are going to believe 🥭after this last TACO

Do you guys think market’s brained is gooned out on 2025 rally after liberation day when he tacoed on tarriffs? Now market thinks he will taco out of every problem and we will climb again. Everybody refuses to sell.

We all knew the mods would taco with this new thread. So predictable

Buy the taco, sell the tweets

Bols really are playing on easy mode I saved my port with a 660C to call the TACO and sold in the morning, have had almost an entire business day to have sold at near the same price lmao

its ok taco family already milked the stock market for today

so far oil remains high and the global economy will slow down, wonder where spy will be at the end of the year, hope midterms will finally stop the taco circus

The Iranians have realized that T did the double-decker TACO.  TACO'd on the end civilization. TACO'd on the ceasefire and Bibi can do what he wants.

The double Taco into the half-rugpull is an interesting twist on a well-established maneuver.

i 100% believe this peace deal with bullshit it was agrreed to only to drop gas prices TACO desperately needed.

Taco me once, shame on you, taco me twice, shame on me taco me 25 times

When CUBA get TACO? I like this game.

people on here saying who can trust what Iran says. what would you rather? taco? Israel? lmao

And they told me you can't taco a war with Iran

fucking manipulation by the taco family man they dont care about the average joe

TACO has made me so much money its literally free

taco going to announce a new deal with iran for the strait to pump the market again, get ready with them calls

He's tacoing on his taco

The more I look at this the more it seems like a desperate taco attempt that was facilitated by Pakistan trying to psyop Iran into a ceasefire

Im thinking israel pulls a taco tonight and comes to a cease fire cause now it's on them. Once that happens at 4:02pm today the market will go up another 1.7% only to get decimated by CPI friday morning.

Taco may be the only correct answer to the $1m or dinner with person. He’d probably give you enough to 10x that

TACO says ceasefire no nuke only if they open up Hormuz. Iran says nah not going to open up Hormuz what are you going to do about it? Regardless how you feel you have to hardcode respect their smarts on calling out bs. Bomb them is their love language won't do anything. Calls on Oil Puts on most of the rest.

lol longest ceasefire ever. TACO tacoed the TACO of the TACO

breaking: Tehran Officials now barricade Strait of Hormuz with a Wet Sand/Taco filling mixture to ensure the halt on Ships passing through the strait

Let it drop 1% so when the second TACO tower is hit, it jumps 1.5%

needs to drop significantly in the next hour or 2 so there's enough room for a taco effect

I do think we’re starting to all become true Retardologists with respect to Mangogo – we all knew he’d TACO and we all knew the ceasefire will fail. We should all be cleaning up.

How many regards bought the top of taco Tuesday? U dummydum. Bloodbath incoming, war is not over, and will not be over this year. Dont be a dum dum

I'm so serious, why isn't the Taco Town SNL skit being spammed everywhere right now? [https://www.reddit.com/r/LiveFromNewYork/comments/b40rfw/taco\_town\_snl/](https://www.reddit.com/r/LiveFromNewYork/comments/b40rfw/taco_town_snl/) It's a taco inside another taco, wrapped in another taco, covered in another taco and it just goes on and on. I'm going to need a comemmerative tote bag filled with spicy vegetarian chili for the taco that's coming at the 1:00 (ish) press conference.

Lol. Hormuz is more closed than it was before https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:56.4/centery:26.1/zoom:8 Not a single ship. Ceasefire about to end. Bulls, you have your miracle gains and im honestly happy for u even tho my oil calls got shanked. But dont get rugged. Yes, taco rallies are bigly good, but they have faded every single time last weeks too.

Low of the day is in? We are in a trap of a trap of a trap. Just like we’re in a taco of a taco of a taco.

I get that it sometimes works out in our favor (made a cool couple grand today off the fake TACO) but is it not legitimately concerning that the president is manipulating the markets to get richer and screw us all? Like we can ride the waves right now sure but this is going to have consequences at some point lol

Taco attempt in less than 2 hours but can it work twice. 700 EOD?

He’s gonna taco the taco. Good luck today

incoming 48 hour TACO threat just in time for market close Friday, this shit was all cooked up with the Israelis to move more assets into the Middle East to prep for Kharg Island landing