TACO

42 hours left on orange man's 48-hr deadline. just empty threat cuz TACO

We will likely open negative in the morning until the inevitable Trump taco that will come in just after Baron loads up on calls. Just saying 

Y'all, just to let you know 🥭 will not TACO this time. The reason, after his new 48hr ultimatum, all our 50k ground troops and their supply on the ground will be under heavy attack, we are likely to lose more planes on the ground. If 🥭 TACOs again, he should pretty much bring all those 82nd, 31st, 101 units home now.

I'm in Spain and there's a place across the street advertising something called a French Taco and I'm not sure what that is but it sounds like a sex act.

That moment when you’re waiting for a taco post… but you know the taco post will make things worse

Will 🍊taco again Monday? If he does then he might start to look a little ridiculous.

🥭 thought he could TACO and manipulate the market without consequences. Now the Iranians don't take him seriously

Mango isn’t going to taco on this, there will be a deal or he’s going all out Monday morning - right at open Bears still fuked tho

Why do i feel like TACO will write on monday something like "In the spirit of christianity and easter i will extend the deadline for 2 weeks"

He will taco again right now its 48 hours lol

TACO tweet will be posted some time Monday morning, instant +1% pump followed by an instant -2% dump

The whole world already knows he is a bitch. He will chicken out. TACO for life

"TACO SAYS DOWNING OF U.S. JET WON'T AFFECT NEGOTIATIONS WITH IRAN -NBC NEWS" ---- Walter Bloomberg It sounds like TACO really want to TACO 🤔

Monday will be the biggest 🥭decision ever. Taco like usual and look like the weakest fool ever on the world stage. Or actually stand up and do what you say dooming the markets. Positions: sitting 75% in cash rest in GlD with a average $368 basis

Does anyone know when does the 48 hours finish based on TACO? I know he will extend it but still it would be nice to know

yes, if Iran does taco we rocket 5%

What if Iran does the taco move before the deadline? Massive gap up?

Remember Choco Taco?

what if the next taco we eat is a nuclear taco?

Taco is the yummiest thing Taco trade =yummy Taco food =yummy Taco aka pussy =yummy

He TACO’s every time. Until he doesn’t. And then he TACO’s because forgetting to TACO was such a TACO move

Monday deadline just in time for TACO Tuesday. The fates have aligned. 

We getting a Taco Monday?

They're asking for a 42% yoy increase in the defense budget and you think they're going to taco?

Can we just not pump on the bullshit taco Monday morning?

48 hour braised taco coming up right before us markets open

Anything else going on besides taco Trump and Iran? How you doing today fellas?

that would be something if he did a double taco

he will see blood red futures and taco

He's gonna taco Monday morning right when the market opens. We've all seen this a thousand times

Everyone expecting a taco, Monday will be the day he doesn't.

i can see taco blaming the money printer maintenance guy for inflation

Is 🥭 looking for new top generals? I know K Island like the back of my hand from battlefield. 5:1 KD so I would think I would be best candidate to oversee Operation Taco Supreme.

Taco Tuesday. Hard shell, no beans, seasoned with salt. I think 120 if they can get a layup to the yemenis.

more of the same Monday. deep red futes before some bullshit rumor or taco turns it green by open. getting extremely exhausting

the angrier taco gets the more likely a taco is coming

You don’t send all these personnel into that region to TACO and nothing left to TACO here, we are in it for a long time

45 hours until TACO

hes going to taco on sunday when futes open and market opens green monday

Spent all that beautiful taxpayer money to concentrate troops for the war. "Hes going to fucking TACO". Brother its like if Baron Harkonnen called off the invasion of the Atreides on Arrakis. Anyways, do you think theres some regards in DUNE gambling on spice futures

- mango threatening complete destruction: SPY -0.2% - taco delaying supposed destruction: SPY +2%

the only question that matters for Monday: will the TACO happen before OR after market open?

I worry that the ["overwhelming force"](https://x.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/2040441053388390597) Lindsey Graham is talking about is actually overwhelming TACO force (i.e. manipulation) against the oil market.

The fact that this entire community - based on a tweet of Mango threatening to "reign hell down" if the Strait isn't opened - believes the market is now going to open green on Monday because of his TACO tendencies is hilarious and probably true.

The hell with taco. At this point we need a full retreat and agreement with whatever Iran wants to solve this.

We all know Trump will make a fake TACO tweet once this 48-hour deadline expires, right in time for a green monday

This delaying and TACO is actually bearish as it just prolongs the HORMUZ staying closed and oil will keep climbing. Initial reaction of deployment will be red but will quickly reverse once market realizes this is the only way to fix this issue

**Snip, snap! Snip, snap! Snip, snap! Y**ou have no idea the physical toll that TACO have on a trader!

So who is buying calls on Taco trade this monday?

Expectation: all hell will reign down. Reality: TACO