TACO

We all know Trump will make a fake TACO tweet once this 48-hour deadline expires, right in time for a green monday

This delaying and TACO is actually bearish as it just prolongs the HORMUZ staying closed and oil will keep climbing. Initial reaction of deployment will be red but will quickly reverse once market realizes this is the only way to fix this issue

**Snip, snap! Snip, snap! Snip, snap! Y**ou have no idea the physical toll that TACO have on a trader!

So who is buying calls on Taco trade this monday?

Expectation: all hell will reign down. Reality: TACO

This is going to be the most glorious pre-announced Taco Tuesday ever. Get your Calls ready

We are 48hrs 30mins from Taco

I guess I'll be making some money on my shorts Sunday night then switching long for the taco event Monday am

48 hours until talks going well and he postpones the atack for another 5 days until market closes. Classic TACO

Walked by some taco seasoning at the store and chuckled to myself This sub has broken me

"TRUMP 48 Hours before all hell will reign down on them" so taco in 40 hours

So Is It ww3 or taco next 48 hours?

What’s stronger, goku or 🥭 with unlimited taco chakra

Diarrhea delivered 🙌  taco bell

"I'm close," America gasped. "How can I finish? "Pull out" the Strait of Hormuz said. America jerked back and spilled on the Strait taco like an oil spill. "You'll stay open for me, right?" America asked as it pulled up its pants. "If you clean up your mess." The Strait leaned back, dinosaur nectar leaking from its passage. "Now clean up your mess." America sank to its knees like a fallen empire and ate like a starving romance novel character.

No but it could be a sign of pulling back/out. Indicates a onesided taco.

Don't worry call holders, you have all weekend for a TACO tweet lmao 👐

Kegsbreath fired the Army guy so taco couldn't fire him. He played the chaos card to prefill the chaos void his firing would have filled. Beat taco at his own game. I cant stand the guy but I respect his survival skills almost as much as I respect those of a cockroach.

TACO stands for : Trump always chickens out But also it refers to something that causes a V shaped recovery . (Usually something like a tweet that pumps markets)

TACO tweet will need to be fucking legendary to save the market on monday

The news was out when the market was open and War stock didn't move. This news is actually like about 1 month old because TACO did say he wants $500B (from $1T) more in defense budget and war stock pump in AH (I know cause I made some money at that time lol).

People love the tongue of the TACO

🥭 has a 2 day window to do a bunch of fked up shit before futes open and he can taco 

So taco asked for a ceasefire and Iran said no. So much winning

The TACO of all Tacos is coming

TACO doesn't care about them

>KEEP THE OIL, ANYONE? TACO TACO TACO

Dont forget taco tweet "negotiations are going well" in premarket to send SPY up 1%

Bol will be under the desk in oval office begging 🥭 for another TACO truth.

TACO comes to TV and says you are already rescued while you are down in some cave

when is TACO going to address the plain that has been shot down

I'm a skeptical bear, no matter how much the US gets fucked up the weekend, there are so many precedents of a single stupid TACO tweet reversing the whole market on trading days

Taco for No New Wars but needs $1.5 T for defense. Makes a lot of sense

unfortunately Stocks only care about US people because that can make TACO lash out

If we will have boots on the ground it will be tomorrow. I don't believe that TACO would do it on Easter but you never know

Cause he’ll TACO

JPow won't be in charge. And Taco only likes lickers.

So do we get weekly tv broadcasts now from king taco?

🥭 really trying to threaten Europe… brother no ones gonna believe you anymore you taco too much

Does anyone actually believe CPI is at 2.4%? A steak quesadilla at Taco Bell costs fucking $8 now

Girl I know but thank you. I’m just gonna buy a balls ton of divided shit every week on panic Monday and if we taco Tuesday I’ll buy puts for algo dumps but if not I’ll just swing shares

Pam Bondis got fired and Rocket go to the moon. Is that TACO's first sign of another bull market? 🤔 Like TACO said before: "Everything is Algo now". So things doesn't need to make sense until everything breaks.

What if we check dividends every week for the foreseeable future. Buy the stocks on the Monday panic dump buy puts on the taco Tuesday rally and fuck everything up for the algos. Is that mean or smart?

Nobody wants to be that guy who missed the COVID rebound or the Liberation Day TACO. They do not understand thermostatic taco theory.

Enjoying my TACO bell today

4 carriers now near Iran. 82nd airborne in the area along with thousands of marines and other servicemen. But sure, negotiations are just around the corner. The conflict will 'wind down' any minute now. We're totally going to get a TACO.

Just saw taco walking out of the BLS...Tomorrow job report will definitely be to upside

Still cant fathom it. But knowing taco, hes gonna exploit the closure tomorrow by attacking/setting boots on the ground early as tomorrow (just an assumption)