TACO

Still cant fathom it. But knowing taco, hes gonna exploit the closure tomorrow by attacking/setting boots on the ground early as tomorrow (just an assumption)

taco messaging good, war to be 2-3 weeks

Monday green if nothing happens this weekend I wouldn't bet on taco acting rationally on a 3days weekend, but who knows SPY700 eom

Dont believe the price of oil? Stocks only go up? TACO coming?

If there is a MAJOR TACO this weekend you know MMs got the heads up.

For those who want to really understand something that this administration can't seem to grasp # no volatility expansion means no bottom this will be prolonged low volatility meltdown where even hedges won't work. There is no V when there is no vol expansion. That's the rub here people need to focus on. So for those who think this is a manufactured drop like in April of last year that did have vol expansion, this isn't the same. You can taco on tariffs, you can't taco this.

Truth bots are retarded. Literally pumps as soon as TACO posts. Dude is live streaming destroying civil bridges and we pump lol

I’m praying for TACO to pull some crazy shit again

Dawg Iran could get in on this market manipulation: Listen to mango trying to TACO, load up on cheap puts, strike a refinery, profit -> funnel money back into war effort.

The crazy thing is that the market is what makes this guy taco, so if the market is up on thinking he’ll taco he won’t lol

If you think that TRUMP will. nnot tweet a big fat TACO before the long week-end, I don't know what to tell you

Pfft people laughed at me when I said the gold dip -3% was fake. Its not even moving with TACO anymore. 1970s oil shock it dipped then pumped. People will realise stagflation is bad and go gold. But I made my 30% today, that resistance at 4700 making me queasy.

Did he secretly taco?

have a feeling taco will write something positive soon

Taco tits with another nothing burger speech

maybe taco had such a good speech people are confident in the markets

3 day trading weekend taco announcements will determine wether we break down to 615 or bounce to 680.

Wtf is going on? Did he tweet? Did Iran say yes? Did he taco? Or is the market just pumping cause that’s its default state

Space stocks saving my portfolio. Propably going cash but this last day pump making it possible to go fully, I dont want to deal with a weekend taco

# TACO tits can't ruined PL going up

Yesterday was the taco buddy

another fake 🥭 TACO may be incoming rn. release the sell orders.

Already seeing large put flow in USO. Did they short oil for another mango taco headline soon? Shorting oil backwardation kinda scary tho lol

TACO tits ruins it again

maybe this is all a big TACO and we just dont know it yet

so the market believes the bad news trump drops, threatining them and escelating (he taco'd) taking over hormuz (he taco'd) destroying their energy (he taco'd) destroying their energy if hormuz isn opened in 3 days (he taco'd again) now he threatens to escelate.. but yeah lets drop -2% on news that he will taco on anyway. trump spreads bad news = market believes it and drops trump spreads good newws = market doesnt believe it lol

# TACO tits

No way taco lets a sink like this before easter

This is the 11th red Thur in a row...Thanks TACO

I ended yesterday super out of the money on TSLA puts and now I am super in the money. Holy TACO

Close down 2%. TACO tweet AH sends up back to 650.

Taco tweet by close

I did a banbet right before the taco tuesday tweet that sent us roaring for 2 days. Epic fail, maybe there is a chance. !banbet

The last 2 days was just a Cat Bounce. Now TACO confirmed that he wouldn't stop the war so we go down again.

A taco dinner!

No taco today because they are actually cooking up a ceasefire?

Cant believe taco taco’d the taco

The problem is he can't TACO his way out of this, since in war the enemy also gets a vote on whether the war continues. Trump would need to make large and highly visible concessions to Iran to get peace at this stage. From past experience, that tells me he'll escalate further instead. Best case is a slow burn while he tries to dance on the hot coals, which favors Iran long-term. They can take more punishment than we can.

He’s gonna TACO this soon. Don’t worry. There will be way too much pressure due to gas prices. Americans can tolerate a lot but gas prices are a big problem for the average voter. I’d say one more week of pain.

I expect a taco in the next 60 min

Last year, 🥭 drove the market down with tariffs then TACO everything to cause +11% SPY on one single day. Then the next day on television bragged about how much money his friends made

No more taco possible, say bye bye

so i guess its time to put the sombrero and maracas down, no taco today

That moment when you’re waiting for a taco post… but you know the taco post will make things worse

*checks market* LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL there should be a TACO for I trusted Trump and got rugged again

EVERYDAY IS TACO TUESDAY AM I RIGHT

Yo mama is so bad at trading, she gets her trading tips from a taco guy

Maybe we should make a bet, will 🥭 TACO again this week? Pretty sure I will lose more money

We're dropping because there is 1: no developments of note, 2: increasing rhetoric that indicates we are not close to a deal but are in fact escalating, and 3: we were pricing in TACO and what we got instead was a 20 minute jerkoff

Prepare for TACO tweet this afternoon.