TACO

EVERYDAY IS TACO TUESDAY AM I RIGHT

Yo mama is so bad at trading, she gets her trading tips from a taco guy

Maybe we should make a bet, will 🥭 TACO again this week? Pretty sure I will lose more money

We're dropping because there is 1: no developments of note, 2: increasing rhetoric that indicates we are not close to a deal but are in fact escalating, and 3: we were pricing in TACO and what we got instead was a 20 minute jerkoff

Prepare for TACO tweet this afternoon.

Next stop before another TACO Event: SPY 610.

TACO did accomplish one thing. He sent my 401k to the stone age. Looks like SPY will be in the 620-630s next week, Unless oil starts pushing into $120s I think that's the bottom. We will see.

Cheeto fucked himself with that national address. Not sure if a TACO tweet will have any impact now.

Reverse TACO

Hope you boys bought the oil dip. You had to know Taco would Taco on the Taco, right?

"TACO has discussed firing Attorney General Pam Bondi, per NYT" DOW back to 50.000 soon!

Why did TACO even give that speech. It explained nothing and reassured no one that the reasons for the war made sense or the consequences would be contained. Do the people in charge not realise the market is free and expensive oil in China is expensive oil in the US because of this fun thing called arbitrage? Isn't this what Scott Bessent is for? Has anyone checked his blinking for any useful morse code lately?

Trump is getting more powerful. He learned that we always expect the TACO so everyone bought calls. So this time he decided to go all in on war, and shorted. The fake 2 day pump was to make sentiment look positive. Genius play.

Why does the market even need to hear from taco when we already know deployment is happening when a stripper went on social media to talk about it.

Doesn't Iran have a say in when this war will be over? Am I crazy? Taco treating this like a bathroom renovation

REVERSE TACO THURSDAY

wtf, he 🌮'd the taco

did trump really do a reverse taco?

Holy fuck spy is taking a shit as if it had just left taco bell

we expected a taco. but we got a speech echoing the same shit as before. markets pumped to this point pricing in a taco. now it dumps. but other than that, what else is really new. we drill tomorrow. balls in iran court.

The bastard TACOd on the TACO

Taco really want to gaslight me into thinking we have all the cards and Iran has none.

Bulls fell for 9 fake tacos and on the 10th fake taco rumors thought “this one will surely be it”

Trumps speech not as good for bers as it appears IMO, no ground invasion means he can still easily TACO reverse the market whenever he wants to

Taco taco -Jennifer Lopez

Bulls really predicted an actual complete TACO where we just hand over everything

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO TACO

Decided to follow here vs. watching T live, less frustrating. Are we looking at a Taco Thurs or full port drunken Tequila day help the pain?

Put the TACO in the bag bruh

Is he taco’ing the taco? Have we reached taco^3 inception yet?

Has any president ever been as unpredictable as him? I can’t tell if this speech is to announce a ground invasion, or to just TACO out of the whole thing entirely

Tell me if Taco 🥭 ended the war 🤡

Wow people really expected a complete TACO where we give everything Iran wants lol

This sounds like a Taco setup

release the files mango ! #taco

taco pre-shitting so he doesnt during-shit.

So he CAN actually taco out of this war hahaha. Noone expected this for sure.

On the other hand, trading must be super boring for someone like Barron who’s getting all the TACO insider info at the breakfast table

Yo mama so bad at trading, She gets her tips from the local taco shop, They said “we’re winning!” so she bought the top, Now her account won’t stop the drop

dude, doesnt taco know he's needed at his next war to end in cuba? let's move on!

Total surrender. The TACO to end all TACOs, announcing the surrender to his boss Putin

So market going to moon or tank based on market perception of cheeto chicken taco, ability to completely give up military operations and Iran's willingness to open the streit. Does mango have to bend over and spread cheeks for Iran as well? 

Roses are red, Violets are blue, TACO said “we’re winning” But my account is still drilling

Somehow, Taco taco'd

1h untill the taco to (not) end all tacos!

Politco saying we're gonna taco, fox says we going after uranium

Mango can just ask congress to authorize an invasion and when they dont, he can blame them and Taco his way out

He's gonna taco but leave the straight closed Chances we will get more relief rally until the oil and bond markets remind SPY who's the real boss

Fuck now i’ll have order taco bell and watch the speech

🥭 speech sponsored by Taco Bell 🌮 🔔