TACO

🥭 speech sponsored by Taco Bell 🌮 🔔

ALMOST TACO TIME

Loll he’s going to claim victory and taco. Cmon guys

Taco time

You should really get rid of them, lots of insider buying right now for the upside and other random insiders who have correctly predicted the past few TACO events are saying we'll be green tomorrow.

well if we get a TACO tonight, you bet your ass theyre not giving back that land in lebanon. mission accomplished!!!111

Unless Mango bundles the war with a tariffs deal, there’s no hope of shaking Iran rash out of his balls. Because on tariffs deal everyone knows he will taco. On wars it just doesn’t work that way.

So you think he is going to TACO out of his failing attempt at TACOING and go boots on ground?

Miss the days where the only thing people were worried about was big tech earnings now it’s the big taco

Can we please say „it takes 2 to taco“ enough so this will be the headline in future history books?

The Iran War: When Tacos Couldn't Taco

Trump can taco, Iran won’t

is it super taco or is spy falling off a cliff tomorrow call it

A national address for the biggest taco you have seen in ur goddam life lmao

I might be tempted if a full taco is expected. So far I don't believe it.

How many hours left until TACO speak?

Either we take over control of Hormuz by force = bullish OR we taco = bullish. Either way put holders lose any money they still have left

Garnish for the taco

Can't wait for 🥭 to TACO so Iran can take over Israel... jk Epstein Files LMAO🤌

# Bers you really thought to yourself that Mango has the power to do the TACO of all TACOS tonight and this shit won’t pump tomorrow LMAO

We could get Taco

C and failed TACO #69

Ber case: Boots on ground, leaving NATO, more unhinged threats I can't even fathom. Bol case: Taco packs up and leaves, let Europe clean up his mess. Most likely this will open the strait because EU didn't help us and Iran only hates us. Does this sum things up?

I assume taco de trompo is going for a huge pump tonight but I went with straddles. Whatever happens it has to be big

I got calls for tomorrow. He’s going to do the biggest taco tonight. “All goals are met. World peace.” Calls going to be 1000% by tomorrow.

At least we know Microsoft will fall no matter what Taco says.

isnt pezekians letter a golden opportunity for taco to taco outa this now?

Let's be real, in 6 months, Israel is going to convince Taco Iran is 2 weeks away from having nukes again and we go back to it for the third time this term.

Taco at speech and ground invasion on Easter

So wapo is telling me trump is going to order a ground invasion to seize uranium, and politico is telling me that he’s going to declare an official taco tonight. Idk who to believe

BREAKING: '🥭 to declare Iran war is winding down and others need to resolve Hormuz' - Politico 9:00 is definitely gonna be the TACO to end all TACOs

they're gonna find out pretty soon one of the astronauts had a Taco Bell two hours before

A speech on April 1st - suits Taco perfectly

Taco or Boots today ? I mean puts for tomorrow kinda obvious

Time to go for a put, in Taco we trust! We have 2.5 hours for a reversal or profit booking rather. I don’t think he is going to speak anything positive post market hours

Nato this, nato that. Just leave already you fuckin taco

I bet this iran prez TACO is talking to is actually marco

Why are bears taking a victory lap when the market is clearly shooting to the moon and TACO is a natural law?

15 minutes, lets see if Iran pulls a taco

What TACO announcing tonight?

too bearish in here, mango gonna taco

You cant trust a taco

Market betting on Taco

Taco Tuesday into taco Wednesday

🌮 a war is crazy work, the only time bro wont taco is with a 13yo girl

Iran pulled the "oh you want to talk to my manager?" move with TACO and put some lackeys in front of TACOs negotiating team. TACO ain't negotiating with the regime- he's talking to the janitor.

I posted a banbet for SPY to go down 30 minutes before the Tuesday taco tweet lol. Nice knowing you all

Doubled down on puts. Get ready for TACO in 5 seconds and ATH by close

The possibility of a complete TACO where he gives Iran literally everything they want is surprisingly not that low...

bro finds a TACO that works and just spams it until it doesn't lmao