TACO

the only thing taco has decimated is VIX

Taco says Iran asked for a ceasefire, how true ?

Trust, no. TACO, yes.

mango will just taco and then untaco until the market stops reacting to his schizoposting and then we will get a ground invasion lmaooo

because there's no reason to taco this time. the rubio interview sounded completely like they were going to soft launch a retreat from Iran as a "all objectives met" victory. 🥭 could have just gone with that in today's announcement but instead chooses to make the Strait the singular point

So? Taco can taco on his taco in 5 minutes

The taco trade always wins

Bibi staying out of jail for his corruption trial and the Supreme Taco not having the home movies Epstein forwarded to Bibi released in 4k surround sound.

So my ex polish gf took me to a place in Poland and she said they have best tacos tbh the worst Taco I have ever had that shit was just a doner kebab with Taco filling

Forget Taco Tuesday it’s Wendy’s Wednesday

Was that the first two sided taco tweet? Maybe he's trying to gauge if he has more influence to the upside or downside lol

Sure, we've had taco Tuesday, but what about double-decker Wednesday?

That Taco Tweet had potential until the end

Taco Tuesday and Reverse Taco Wednesday?

So lets see the timeline of events : 1st TACO says he will stop the war when they reach the agreement that doesn't have to include the hormuz. 2nd we get rummors that talks are going well. 3rd TACO says that Iran wants a ceasefire but now he says the condition is the Hormuz. What in the actual fuck

He taco the taco, do i have that right?

Iran gave him the chance to TACO. He will take it

Maybe the algos are told that all news today are to be considered as April Fool's and to disregard them? TACO not really working this time

Neutral Taco post

Taco!!

Too much of these TACO pumps are never good, a man shouldn't have his ego inflated this much

Market pumping might change 🥭 calculus into thinking he can always instantaneously taco and the market will reward him forever. Maybe it will!

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People were saying market doesn’t believe his bullshit anymore but he again sold bulls taco again wrapped in different colours. Its definitely going to escalate further in middle east. Its too important to give up and just leave. NATO is being very stupid here, they definitely didn’t start the war but when you don’t have oil and give its full control to countries you are beefing with is just insanity.

Nobody gives a damn about jobs, everyone positioning for the 9pm reverse taco boots on ground in a 2 week "quick, very successful operation, which we will leave right after"

When you kill 10 it’s a tragedy, when you kill 10,000 it’s a statistic..it’s not over till the fat lady sings..taco will reverse 🌮 I am a 🧸till it actually stops

Zelensky Dress Code, renaming the Gulf, Doge, Ballroom, Epstein files, Tariffs, Investigations, Fed, Tacomobile, Charlie Kirk, Kids Accounts, NATO, Greenland, Bored of Peace, Golden Visas, Supreme Court, ICE killings, raids, Maduro, Taco, Melania, Iran - damn, that's kinda an intense schedule for just one year. 3 more to come! Are you not entertained?

Pump another +5% on a taco tweet

The rug pull is going to be epic. WARS OVER in a couple of days and in the same day announces a 3rd aircraft carrier and more troops are headed to the middle east. TACO doing TACO things.

Taco tits says a lot of things. He's a basic bitch with a loud mouth.

OMG BREAKING NEWS: we won the war, he should the Nobel prize, inflation doesn't exist, great economy and job market, record stonk mar--... well not that. BUT OMG WE ARE SO BACK, TACO 3RD TERM WEN???

So was the 10% drop them pricing in boots on ground with no ceasefire talks or what? Or is Iranian taco just 5x more powerful

What’s the use of trump potentially TACO if Israel isn’t giving up.

He won’t invade shit. The only thing he cares about is not getting im🍑after November. In order that to happen he needs to taco

The man has been named taco by you bunch of regards for years, and bears honestly believed he was going to launch a ground invasion with 3000 Marines against the 1million strong Iranian army?

Welp, you all will see me in a week as I did not account for TACO man TACO-ing so hard that he's on the verge of unconditional surrender. Thank god I made it a !banbet and not a put

taco going to announce a non oil taco cooking oil

Hope is a bitch. Here I am hoping MU goes back to its daily pump. Here regards hoping tomorrow speech is anything but taco when entire world indexes are pumping 3-4%. The show man selects prime time to pump chest that we won and will say boots on standby to assist allies if requested and tout that US objectives are accomplished.

Remember how we made fun of Putin when he didn’t take Kiev in 4 days? Well at least he didn’t taco. Now I know why 🥭looks up and admires him. He’s the kind of man 🥭will never be

He really went all TACO on this Tuesday. He floated two or three different versions of "mission accomplished, we're going home" to try on. I suspect the speech tomorrow is a version of that. The ball is really in Israel's court now

Mango is done with McDonalds and his new fav is Taco Bell.

UAE is trying to stop the taco from happening and leaving Iran in control lol

taco distraction on, taco distraction off  🌮🤡

🥭 announcement is on April Fools Day. Inverse the TACO?

i dont think anybody was expecting a TACO where things stay permanently fucked up lmao

Oh thank God Taco Bell is here. Yes please two taco supremes crunchy. Diablo sauce. 

My guess is taco will say he's reached a deal with China and Pakistan about Iran. China will take over the strait with Russia and taco will go back to ruining our economy slowly but we'll get a short term pump which you don't want to be on the wrong side of

Fuck Jesus. Dude screws up my taco bell order almost every week

thinking the same thing. is this taco + mechanical buying/calibrating for quarter end and month end = dead cat or was friday the bottom of the correction? honest question, i'm not trolling. trust me i'm all for green days.

TACO TUESDAY BITCHES