TACO

*US OFFERS NUCLEAR ENERGY COMPANIES ACCESS TO WEAPONS-GRADE PLUTONIUM -Financial Times TACO out here handing out plutonium and you’re not invested in $HOND?

Trump said today from the oval that China will have 155% tariffs November 1st but that its still "not sustainable" so it sounds like an empty threat. typical taco around [13:00](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6NwDHWs7H0)

TRUMP: AS OF NOV. 1, TARIFFS ON CHINA WILL BE ABOUT 155% *TRUMP: HIGHER TARIFFS ON CHINA WON'T BE SUSTAINABLE FOR THEM he is going to say this then TACO and delay by 90 days, until the end of term

I wish I was Barron taco right now

Multiple massive forces like critical metals deal expectations, India holiday seasonality, and rampant price fixing  Watch taco twist like a snake every time he opens his mouth. This admin is in way over their heads. 

Taco has negative leverage in the China deal. 

TACO Tuesday is over. Now is the time of trade wars

ATH still to be hit with trade deals, TACO buffet, and reopening of clownoverment But... When the data's back online... Oh boy. There will be some needle threading coming up.

Algos have just decided to start ignoring Trump’s tweet since he always taco

I love that the TACO trade dump and pump now fully unwinds before he even finishes caving.

Taco already flipped his GLD puts into calls. A 2,000% day for him. 

fuckin taco tuesday

There is strong support at every fucking cent. This market is so backstopped that I genuinely don't get wtf spooks soome of you. Just blindly buy calls when algos malfunction as they don't speak taco

🚨TACO SAYS WE BUILT CHINA'S MILITARY WITH ALL MONEY WE LOST || MAYBE MEETING WON'T HAPPEN WITH XI

we might never see red SPY again if taco keeps quiet

“THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY $GLD $SPY!!!” -TACO Apr 9, 2025.

I forgot how boring and illogical markets were without TACO pump n dumps. Today is the day we get a retarded statement

There will be a TACO dip ahead of a deal. Wait for that.

Taco Tuesday

Red day. Double reverse taco Tuesday

Need a predication market if tomorrow is taco Tuesday or spicy orange chicken Tuesday 

Big Margin Calls tomorrow if TACO/XI doesn't say anything stupid.

Imagine if Taco got his winkie caught in the AWS cloud, it would be a trillion dollar lawsuit against AMZN

Nothing he says about tariffs means anything. He threatens so the market goes red. His buddies and family make profit from the shorting. Then he taco-s. We have seen this a million times now.

CEO of GLD meeting the WH for Taco Tuesday I just read

Taco Tuesday came early!!

TACO signs critical minerals deal with Aussie PM

🥭 does TACO while AWS down and retail can't buy coincidence?🤔

https://breakingthenews.net/Article/Trump:-We-expect-'very-fair-deal'-with-Xi/65011676 TACO

Someone please remind taco we are due a soy bean shout out. Thanks

It looks like XI/TACO turns off the Sell-button, so Bear can't sell lmao.

If China invades Taiwan, then the market will dump hard, but if TACO gives Taiwan to China for free, then the market will pump hard because we'll get a new overlord lmao

On top of the normal risks that come with day trading, you now get two extra bonus factors: Your trade might not actually go through AND TACO can tweet about this cyber attack at any moment threatening war, more tariffs whatever to tank the market. Have fun today everybody!

Never had internet issues when Taft was president. thanks taco

🥭i really gotta see you taco this week

🥭 TACO'ed again?

Taco going to say bitcoin not gold today. He’s actually going to crash gold mark my words

After that crappy Netflix documentary I tried fake meat for a couple days- pure diarrhea  And I’m absolutely fine with massive amounts of Taco Bell, no problem 

TACO

Taco my ass

Taco bell.mild

🌮 will do the taco thing with Gyna tomorrow. He’s already flipped on Zelenskyy.

Beyond taco

Wendy's taco salad is way farty with that chili.

TACO is so back. Buy calls > TRUMP: “NOT LOOKING TO DESTROY CHINA” >U.S. President Donald Trump told Fox News he is “not looking to destroy China,” noting he collected “hundreds of billions” in tariffs during his first term. > Trump said new tariffs now equal 155–157% and called Xi Jinping “a smart leader” open to a deal. He plans to meet the Chinese president in two weeks.

been making taco salads with ground beef and canned pumpkin, and gotta say, not missing the beans much. plus way less farty.

My moves for tomorrow are hope I don't lose too much money so I can still eat Taco Bell. Therefore calls on YUM

normal taco tuesday

Why do people keep saying that we're in an A.I bubble? I mean... look at TACO. He uses A.I to shit on "No King" protests lmao

He gonna taco on hamas too