TACO

So he sets a taco supreme meal for 9 pm tomorrow. Tomorrow is green with everyone buying thinking he will capitulate, then he talks himself into staying

His dick asada taco tuesday was successful but not on April Fuck day

Taco man wants taco. Iran foreign minister wants to live. But it doesn't matter because they're not running the show.

TACO: 🥭 and Iran bestfriend FOREVER!

all TA forever fuked in the markets, could never account for the taco effect, no more bols or bers, proceed at your own risk

It has turned out to be pretty much a Taco Tuesday.

TACO: I got 93% bad publicity. Maybe Karoline is doing a poor job....... When will he stop blaming others for his shortcomings?

Eventually Taco shits the pants and probably leaves soon

"BREAKING: TACO now says the U.S. will have "nothing to do" with the Strait of Hormuz once the special military operation in Iran concludes."

Oil DGAF about Taco anymore.

I’m going to fucking eat taco if he doesn’t cut the bullshit

"JUST IN: TACO says gas prices will come "tumbling down" as soon as the U.S. leaves Iran, which he assures will come very soon."

I get that he wants to TACO so bad but there are thousands of troops in the region we need to evac first.

Two weeks is a reverse taco, it means the war isn’t about to end tomorrow like traders were huffing hopium for today

the market mooned because taco wsj article + pezeshkian made them think the war was ending in a day or 2 but mango is still saying 2 more weeks 😭😭. We will still pump because trump will intensify the fake tacos until he puts boots on the ground

it isn't a real TACO unless 🥭 orders complete retreat of CENTCOM into continental Europe and US lmao.

taco is probably goona get physical with melonia in rage that the judge block the mar aa lago 2 wahsington edition is blocked

Two weeks is a reverse taco, it means the war isn’t about to end tomorrow like traders were huffing hopium for today

Will trump taco on peace?

TACO Tuesday was real

#TACO AL PASTOR 🌮

He is try to bait NATO into helping him. When NATO firing one shot then they're a part of this war. Hopefully, NATO is not stupid like TACO and Netanyahu.

The real reason why TACO go to war with Iran is because of P.daddy bought all the baby oil. Now TACO need to search for other oils from around the world.

Until I hear from BiBi that the war is over, I remain skeptical about these markets. It does not matter what the Iranians or TACO want/say. TACO is the President, but BiBi is the CEO. Staying out for now. Good luck bols and bers.

Agreed Hardest taco before a 3 day weekend while troops are amassing? We’re just abandoning the gulf states after all that? Okay. Sure.

now what if we get a *double* taco 🌮 🌮

I’m getting Déjà vu from the last 8 fake tacos everyone’s like “oh my hod this time he’s gonna taco”

All TACO need to say is something along the line: "I agree on some of Iran's conditions to stop the war but need more time to review it". That will keep the market pumping because the market will always front runs everything lol.

one more trump - dont taco the taco

Taco cares deeply about the market, hence the 🌮 ‘ing. he got the ball now, that’s why balls deep in calls (since 2 days actually) big hulk dicks across the board (best ratio for whisky sour 3 rum 2 water 1 bitter)

Buls gonna learn how a proper taco is made by the master himself

Taco at some point tonight. “ the wars basically over, idk what the were thinking but it’s over, we won, thank you America” 😂 spy pumps 10%

and 24 hours ago you would have sucked a dick for a taco tweet

TACO TUESDAY 🌮🌮🌮

The new Warships that departed to the middle-east today will first arrive around 3 weeks or so. In other words: TACO got more time to pump the market.

why am i always on the wrong side of TACO

lmao at how much indices are up. We had like 3 TACO moments in the past 24 hours. Almost starting to believe Trump is gonna bail on the war.

did the war end wtf or just taco Tuesday pump

TACO tryin to keep that pump up 😂

China gets control of Middle East US gets to TACO for SPY 5% move and become irrelevant on world stage. Art of the fart.

You don’t trust the low volume pump where taco declares victory and Iran says they’ll bomb google?

Taco Tuesday is just opposite now when will you regards learn 😂. Bol trap!

taco family loaded up prior to the report and now unloading

taco wont agree to guarantees

Sent marines to the middle east just to manipulate markets. TACO never intended for boots on the ground

So, it was "Iran will never let 🥭 Taco" To "Iran is fake, pump fake" Lmaoooo 🤌 Edit: also if you haven't made money on shorts and puts by now bless your regarded soul

Iran is ready to end the war if guarantees are met. MANGO 🥭IS GOING TO TACO 🌮ON HIS KNEES TO THE AYOTOLA TO END THIS SHIT 💦🙏

Conditions? Like the conditions Taco an Bibi have been saying no to already? Lol this shit is so retarded

TACO TUESDAY 🌮