TACO

Conditions? Like the conditions Taco an Bibi have been saying no to already? Lol this shit is so retarded

TACO TUESDAY 🌮

TACO Tuesday happened on time. Orange man threw in the towels.

HERE WE GO OMEGA TACO

# MANGO ATE A TACO

The TACO algo instantly dumping oil when it getting close to $105! I have a feeling we might see oil run up to 150-200.

Quick reminder that essentially nothing has changed. This goes back down once taco effect wears off again

Almost like oil is high due to the strait being closed and Trump doing a taco has no impact on that.

Oil stubbornly high despite the expected taco and jolts miss. Might start a short.

Spy tbh, Trump's taco tweets don't seem that good 

TACO: AH FAKE PUMP IRAN: MARKET HOURS FEARMONGERING DRILL

i kinda want to eat a taco now

bols really thought 15th TACO would be it.

Taco doesn't consult allies before going in but wants their help getting out and whines when he doesn't get it. Who voted for this guy? Shit, it was me. I did

trump can't taco anymore anyone believing otherwise is donating their cash

The pump is over bols sell your bags, accept bers are out of hibernation and hunting bols to fill the taco with bol meat.

God I love TACO tuesday 🌮 🥭

I dunno chief, these green dildos looks fake and ghey. Do we have another TACO+ or what?

I swear we are getting the hardest pseudo Taco today, something like it’s over with the Pakistani prime minister confirming it in tv just for Iran to call it BS tomorrow

honestly the market has been due for a relief pump for a while, taco or not though honestly if this is the relief pump it's weak asf lmao

Okay what happened now. Did he finally Taco?

This Taco is the best in weeks

I predict Trump will eventually TACO, but it will be after midterms for an incredibly contrived reason.

Taco Tuesday! Buckle up

No TACO until Cinco de Mayo

dumped out of my puts with that last little downturn. $0 lost. I don't trust shit today. I feel a TACO tweet inbound on an already green day.

Don't think this is a reaction to anything Taco said because he has "truthed" about a dozen conflicting and contradicting statements since last night and all of them are dumb as fuck per usual.

Guys Taco said "Europe go get your own oil" do you have any idea how bullish that is

2% day wouldn't surprise me. Time to TACO and send this back up.

Max pain green day until puts will print. The problem is this guy wants to taco every single day and algos are regarded.

Is this another rug pull or classic taco Tuesday?! Asking for a friend

SPY $750 eod it's mf taco time 🖕

Everything we do, we do it big. Send thousands of troops and billions of dollars to taco. 🦅🦅🦅

Taco said war is over, you know what that means. puts

Told you don’t show your face on TACO Tuesday ber

I feel like we've gotta atleast try to trace back to the 200 EMA before continuing down. The market is pricing in: 1) Really bad. (TACO, oil infrastructure damaged and taking months to restore, tanker traffic slow) 2) Really, really, really bad. (Strait stays closed, protracted long term closure + red sea issues.) 3) Really, really, really, really, bad. (Landing operations, destruction of Kharg and regional attacks on infrastructure, strait still stays effectively closed due to insurance and geography). That being said, we're heavily frontloading on 3 right now, aren't we. Reality gotta set in that 10,000 Marines deployed and the Airborne isn't enough to reasonably be planning for 3.

Taco will always 🌮

Happy taco Tuesday!

Taco Tuesday 🌮

IRAN!!!AWAY HAPPY TACO TUES

nothing changed, war is ongoing, troops and material is amassing in the theatre israel is openly communicating that their war goals are not yet completed trump bought himself time with a taco market pump halted producting (aluminium, fertilizer, (petro)chemicals, oil, ...) , destroyed facilities, stuck goods and energy all unchanged and u are not bearish?

market already priced taco

* *Mega TACO* * *The most obvious trap premarket* * *Brown twitter man said first move is always fake* **Oh yeah, its all comin together**

Many negative days in a row. Just tested new low. Actually decent taco today. End of quarter capital inflows. Don’t bet the house today boys. Save your powder for tomorrow.

TACO is try to do a short squeeze to push the market up higher but to do that he needs oil below 100$.

This is like that leak that happened before the TACO on the tariffs to gauge market reaction. It’s the exact same playbook, he TACOs this afternoon

What are the ods that eu pension funds and institutions start selling US equity due to TACO fuckery and atracks on their country?

Gas station attendants saw Trump taco and lowered gas prices?

It's Taco Tuesday Barbara: And for that reason, I'm out

Pajama traders praying there’s people more retarded who bought the Taco. 🙏