TACO

Crude oil STILL going green even after the Taco attack, unbelievable

Yes I'll have a little stagflation on my taco this Tuesday thank you

How much do you think it’s getting to 🥭that there’s people that trust the speaker of the Islamic republic of Irens parliament for market outlook more then his taco tweets?

TACO literally taco's and then says I mean what I say Europe needs to understand that if you concede to a bully the bully comes back

TACO trade alive and well. That announcement was a waste of time, thanks Pete. Today might be a green day but at EOD, I probably buy puts for tomorrow all things equal

They are trying to taco. They keep saying that we have already achieved regime change

what do you think taco means?

the C in TACO is "chickens"

He didn't TACO, so down we go.

Hegseth walking back todays TACO. It's crazy how often their messaging changes.

Double taco tuesday

Ahhh good, the reverse TACO strikes again. That's what you get for buying on his post lol

Taco Taco

How long do you think the taco pump will work this time?

If you want green you gotta go get it yourself! Taco is done fighting for you. He ruined the market but if you want it back you gotta pump it yourself!

is he now trying to do reverse TACO? Writing escalating posts because everyone knows he lies which means this is good?

I need more taco, OIL ISNT LOW ENOUGH YET

Yeah, but tariffs you turn off and everyone walks away. If he walks away here and Iran just keeps the straight closed while they broker mega deals to open it country by country without us involved that’s a massive fuck up. That isn’t “mad king” and then some Taco at the last minute. That’s major economic impact with massive implications. Major cost implications. Honestly, I’d bet there are many in the world, starting with our allies, who think the pain is worth it to see mango toppled by his own hand over the cost of diesel, gas, fertilizer, and everything involved with it.

Flat by open or 2% up. No in between -TACO Tuesday baby!

I still feel there is a decent chance he tacos the taco. Hence a small reaction- if it’s confirmed will be 4 percent up

TACO

TACO TUESDAY

Taco does something new, he tries to kill the market. I mean, wtf are those posts??? It’s insane, just fumbling nato

DONALD TRUMP CANNOT TACO. HE DOES NOT CONTROL THE SITUATION ANYMORE. BUY PUTS ON EVERY PUMP. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

the bots are set to TACO post = pump. How can this be seen as anything but negative lol

Can't TACO for two

Iran will get something else in return of free passage thru Hormuz.It's just leverage at this point. Energy prices will be elevated for a good while I'm sure but still, markets will bounce back after the TACO has become official.

Why the fuck would Taco be bullish? The Iranians will then run the gulf? Do we really think they are going to let energy prices go back to normal lol

you thought he couldnt taco but he can. the ultimate taco

Let’s think critically for a second… if we just leave Iran, they will continue closing the straight unless you pay a toll… option 1) toll is paid and it causes the price of oil to stay elevated and option 2) Iran says fuck it strait still closed even though you left Both cases mean higher oil for longer. Which is bad for the economy. There is no taco that solves this problem you retards

It’s like we ordered a taco and someone dropped it in the parking lot on the way to the car. Now we’re still hungry and there’s a fucking mess on the ground and the dipshit who dropped it is pointing at it saying, “I don’t have to clean that up.”

Looking for another pumpy-dumpy taco tuesday 🥳

Taco Tuesday?

Just because it’s Tuesday doesn’t mean you’re all entitled to a TACO.

news conference 30 minutes before open and no god candle means - no taco. Stocks will continue to drop in their scheduled manner. (meaning 10% per day)

Taco. He's got nowhere to go. Keeping an eye on oil. Staying in UVIX. not financial advice

Is it already Taco Tuesday again 

Taco taco taco

TACO supreme did jackshit lmao

I think this is the real taco, press conference at 8am eastern time with hegsth and cane I suspect they do a mission accomplished we are the best and are done. Markets will like. Reality will be in Irans response and cause the market to continue down after a couple days when oil doesn’t start to flow again

Full port puts here, dudes got way too much ego for this to be a real taco

Bear market is officially at 560. So TACO will go full TACO mode at 580

if super taco happens iran will keep collecting fees on hormuz, aka will make a lot of money and get a better grasp on neighbouring countries. Eventually things will get even worse for israel

Oil already back to what it was before TACO headline last night Pack it up bols

I think people quickly realized that him maybe TACOing means literally nothing has changed, everyone knows he's been trying to but if he does without a negotiated settlement that is one of two terrible outcomes, the other being that he doesn't TACO and puts boots on the ground. What people are actually hoping for is some imaginary diplomatic solution that unfuckulates the situation.

Taco has the chance to do the stupidest thing on April Fools

that green candle isn't the market reacting to 🥭, its shorts covering. remember, the last time 🥭 attempt to TACO the markets barely reacted.

Trump gonna taco!!! Beware

Can't tell if TACO or not. Because we did move troops to the area. Unless it was a bluff.

He doesn't want to make opening the strait a priority because he has to TACO out before Congress shuts this down.