TACO

Oil already back to what it was before TACO headline last night Pack it up bols

I think people quickly realized that him maybe TACOing means literally nothing has changed, everyone knows he's been trying to but if he does without a negotiated settlement that is one of two terrible outcomes, the other being that he doesn't TACO and puts boots on the ground. What people are actually hoping for is some imaginary diplomatic solution that unfuckulates the situation.

Taco has the chance to do the stupidest thing on April Fools

that green candle isn't the market reacting to 🥭, its shorts covering. remember, the last time 🥭 attempt to TACO the markets barely reacted.

Trump gonna taco!!! Beware

Can't tell if TACO or not. Because we did move troops to the area. Unless it was a bluff.

He doesn't want to make opening the strait a priority because he has to TACO out before Congress shuts this down.

operation epic fury conference and he will say they made a deal & are leaving. 8 am est is premarket, no way he would announce it during market hours, he plannes to taco today and announced it during AH so his buddies longs stay up more & market doesnt dip more. Also today last day of quarter, this will make everyone buy

Nikkei started at -0.25 after taco announcement. Now it’s at -1.25%. Will be red tomorrow

Green by open, Green by close it’s TACO Tuesday

Taco Tuesday.

It's TACO Tuesday tomorrow

All this taco talk is making me hungry. Going for some carnitas tacos tomorrow

If boots 🥾 are not on the ground by Thursday evening, it’s TACO essentially. Gonna open straddles

Down we go. Taco effect didnt last 3 hrs lol

The boomer news is even calling him taco now lol

TACO doing everything to up the market, just short it more.

It takes two to Taco 🌮

Stupid taco I gotta be up in 7hrs 🧐

TACO pump already fading 😥

Oil prices crawling up again. TACO is wearing off faster each time

by this pace he has to come up with a new taco by open or bols r fuk

This taco candle will disappear real quick lol

Dead cat bounce / short squeeze / fake taco. I’d take anything. Please just go up.

🥭 really can taco anything LMAO

If anyone believes the GCC will allow Mango to TACO....

Every single fake taco for the last 4 weeks I’ve been like “oh it’s obviously a fake taco” while secretly thinking this time it might be real. And it’s never real. take from that what u will

Is this the Guinness Book of World Records sized TACO that the bulls were waiting for?

I only have bull positions rn but what makes bol think this taco is the real one. Haven’t we fallen for it 9000 times already

TACO or relief rally?

even non-mexican know this is fake Taco

🥭 will just keep saying we destroyed Iran's military and won decisively while they still hold the strait and continue bombing all the neighbors and we will just taco on out of there

Did he order dick asada tacos for taco Tuesday?

Green premarket, dump at open, the 🥭 playbook from last year hasn't changed by a bit, but it's much harder to fully TACO this time.

joke's on you if you think Israel is going to let him taco

The US would then pressure Iran diplomatically to resume the flow of trade.. Something WSJ failed to comment... what do you think Iran will respond? Toll? Check (Further $ to product more drones, rocket + uranium enrichment) Pay oil in Yuan? Check (Bye bye USD) Gulf states cooked? Check. (Goodbye US hegemony in the middle east) Even if taco out.. Bibi is going to say.. Not yet 🥭.. not yet..

So even the taco was fake? Damn back to being a bear

HE CANNOT TACO YOU FUCKING TARDS, HE DOESNT HAVE THE CARDS

Pfft gift from taco to load up on puts- fakest pump fr

Not even a taco from 🥭 just his admin people, someone wants cheap puts

Oil dropped like 4% off that taco.

Bers just got TACO

Funny thing WSJ headline honestly doesn’t seem like a 🥭 move, it looks like a wall street move. Don’t be surprised when he confirms a taco on the headline.

Clearly some 5d chess bullshit play from taco before even more retarded option of invasion. People forget we used pretense of peace negotiations to drone their leaders

Thank you TACO. That was one of the most successful operations yet. Accomplished so much

I get saved by taco, I lose to taco. I gotta stop being so greedy lol.

An overnight slow bleed to the start of the taco would be chef kiss

what did trump say? everyone is just saying there is a taco but no one is saying what is in the taco.

Im an Asian 🐻 and woke up to seeing futes green as hell and oil red as hell. *sees taco* 📈📈📈📈📈📈 I am now a bol In all honesty, ever since coming back to this god-forsaken place, ive had the forsight to fucking learn from my liberation day self to have to discipline to close daily and have some semblance of risk management. Fuck this manipulation, Fuck 🥭

I know taco doesn’t care about Africa but walking away with control of the strait in limbo would really screw over Africa. And half of Asia. Well everyone really but particularly Africa and Asia.