TACO

I feel a monumental dump coming boys. Late night Taco bell style

Taco is panicking with crashing btc. Now saying china deal by Thanksgiving. China got him by his balls.

if you are having a bad day drink milk and eat taco bell You will later realize it wasn't that bad after all

Breaking News: the entire fast food industry would have to produce 1000% more revenue than Del Taco produces in order to justify industry-wide spending on cooking oil. This is a scandal. If this sum were imagined as the sales of a child's lemonade stand, that child would have to sell 10 billion cups of lemonade every 12 seconds in order to break even. Clearly this makes no sense and you should panic sell your McD's and Cava shares. Yes I do write for WSJ. AMA

*i did not have sexual relations with that taco*

i did not have sexual relations with that taco

Taco Bell for two, not even for fats, $27 LMAO.

When you think TACO can't surprise us anymore then he BLOW everyone out of the water 🤣

#Maybe he wanted to get rid off tariffs all along but he doesn't want to be called taco so he will secretly ask supreme court to cancel them, then pretend that he's mad but actually be satisfied that tariffs are gone. LMAO🤌

These taco shells are stale im going to write a sternly worded letter to the taco company

Watch TACO lowering more tariffs this weekend to take attention away from Epstein@aol.com

Lowering tariffs is just the beginning. TACO will eventually cancel tariffs. SPY 700

TACO man TACOS again, walks back more tarrifs and gets on his knees for Xi. Trump is more than capable of slurping us up to ATHs by year end

do you think bubba put out a cigarette on taco after he finished?

Taco bananas!

This explains why he hates Hillary so much. He was a jealous affair partner. Hell hath no fury like a Taco scorned.

Taco ended two lives with twitter posts holy fuck. Rip mtg and Rand Paul jr

I. Did not have. Sexual relations. With that taco.

Taco strikes again, just rolled back food tariffs

PRESIDENT TRUMP IS CUTTING TARIFFS ON 100+ FOOD ITEMS — A MAJOR ROLLBACK OF THE RECIPROCAL LEVIES HE PREVIOUSLY IMPOSED ON NEARLY ALL TRADING PARTNERS We are reaching TACO levels never seen before

We don't know who gives a better blowjob. TACO or Hillary? I think they should do a re-match.

TACO love give blowjob lol

So, did TACO give Bill Clinton a blowjob or what? No wonder why he wants to blow the stock market up lol

Why was TACO priced in wtf

taco man gonna claim he is lowering prices due to his policies. LMAO what a clown.

fed aint cutting in Dec. that fucker Miran or whatever the fuck his name is installed by taco is a fuking dubmbass.

Taco

Taco launching DOJ investigation into Epstein high-profile contacts

Thank you taco for the market pump, and allowing me to liquidate my entries with small profits.

the fate of the market relies on 🥭 not feeling narcissistic rage after public humiliation from congress. im calling it now, 🥭 will either declare ww3, nuke venezuela or hopefully be forced to TACO.

Taco is angry today.

I don't believe the taco story, simply because I can't see him doing anything nice for another human

Wait Epstein files say taco blew bill clinton? Lol

Lower Swiss tariffs, TACO strikes again boys.

Weekend is coming, and that’s when the big news events happen.  I expect some major TACO on tariffs this weekend, to appease Mr. Market.

When are we going to hear from Bubba? “I did not have sexual relations with that Taco..”

who gives a fuck about switzerland lol taco my groceries are expensive as fuck you phat fuck do something!

Probably another 2% days, then close almost green again. Short will probably cover near the end of the day in case TACO says something funny this weekend. If nothing happens at the weekend, then they'll short again next week.

Fucking quick, Taco Bell deal with OpenAI or something

TACO is going to try to increase his approval ratings with stimmies, which can take all types of forms. Not owning stocks right now is just so dumb.

Taco took one look at unemployment data and was like: Nah, nah, we can't release this

Taco caused it by not releasing unemployment data

It’s too much winning Mr Taco, we are tired of winning, please stop winning more please please Mr Taco

Mangostein is fkkkd because he has got no cards any more! No tariff Taco, no new deals, no peace in Ukraine

Imagine being a bull thinking everything is normal. Calls are free money. Not realizing this house of cards is crumbling fast with no TACO recovery bailout this time.

It took Bear over 2 weeks or so to get us down about 3% from the top, but don't forget that we only need 1-3 days to get it all back. I find it weird that TACO hasn't said anything about the stock market yet. Knowing TACO, if there is something big and bad going on behind the screen, then he will come out angrily blame someone, but he hasn't really say anything yet....

The recent dips were market manipulation so money managers who missed the spring TACO trade could buy a dip and have something to show for their clients. Santa Claus rally incoming

I trust this after hours pump about as much as a fart on a hot day after Taco Bell

Michigan consumer sentiment was bad enough but now we have more info on 401k hardship withdrawals, more housing related bs, consumer liquidity issues, a rush to curb things by adding carve-outs to food tariffs, increasingly hawkish fed, Fitch and IMF side eyeing the US economy, the Del Taco micro meal

taco: obctubers data is Bridens economy anyway not mine bc mine is FABULOUS