TACO

Imagine a tweet “Iran has 24/48 hours to fully open the strait or…” Then we are back to the waiting game and then another TACO.

Sold the top today. Feels pretty good ngl after selling a few hours too early on the previous TACO pumps

CNBC News: "A historic ceasefire was thought to have been reached between Iran and the United States last night, with Pakistan as mediator, but it was quickly broken as Iran admitted it will not be building 15 Taco Bell restaurants throughout Iran, but will instead be adding a Chipotle to the Imam Khomeini International Airport in Tehran. Tensions are high as Israel continues to annex Lebanon to build more Burger King restaurants, a staple for Israeli people since the end of the second world war."

A taco inside of a taco. The double taco. https://preview.redd.it/6d52aodx9ztg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c9cfa1d1cc0fa2d780c6fddee5ffc930da0d197

My toilet and my favorite taco truck have declared a cease fire 

Many here predicted yesterday's taco cease fire and the fact that Israel would immediately sabotage it afterwards and both things happened. So this whole "inverse WSB" thing isn't really true, there's plenty of smart folks here. Iran will probably retaliate for the massacres in Lebanon before the end of today.

Taco Tuesday is over, Iran already closing the Strait lmao Iran making US look so weak

This is the all time championship TACO. At least I'm making money from this disaster.

Loading up on puts. See y'all in two weeks when the inevitable taco returns

TACO 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Thanks to the great pumpening yesterday on Trumps fold, Tuesdays shall now forever be known as "Taco Tuesday"

Who ordered TACO from the Bigly Menu again?

Short covering and TACO. The best combo

We were higher mid October, I’m not all that excited that a war taco only brings us up 2%

Well now that I got my TACO money, its time to be gey again. It was fun though, thanks for having me bols. See ya Monday.

I fucking told you he would fucking TACO LMAO

If you aren’t setting up 2 week long shorts on this, you don’t like money. At some point the market is gonna price in that this wasn’t a ceasefire at all, it was a taco disguised as a ceasefire

Taco Tuesday strikes again...Today I will have desert

hope you boys are eating good from the taco, remember to get your puts in before market close friday

I trust this market as much as a Taco Bell fart. 🍑💨

I figured it out. When 🥭start to sound like a mental patient that’s when he’s about to taco

TACO: “*I will accept nothing but unconditional surrender*” Iran: “*We have 10 conditions*” TACO: “*Cease the fire, we win*”

Bought so many puts it’s ridiculous. Algos trading headlines that TACO but nothing has actually changed.

Iran doing a reverse TACO - dropping market negative news 1 minute before the US opens. Genius.

Can't wait to play the volatility on the reverse taco in a week when Israel has an 'OOpsies'

This isn’t a just a massive win for Iran, but also for China. Despite me losing most of my gambling fund due to another TACO, i will declare victory. My next move is being long only in the CSI300. I’m China gang from now on 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳

The War of TACO The One Month War Donald's Biggest Best, Quickest War Pump and Dump War

2 week taco

This taco

Why was there no earnings thread this week, I would played apld before this Taco situation.

You gotta play the taco on a Tuesday

Taco Tuesday sucked now I gotta go strip in front of grannies for more gambling money

wsb went from perma ber circlejerk to perma bol circlejerk practically overnight. the magic of TACO Tuesdays, preparing both exit and entrance liquidity in one day, one deranged 🥭 tweet at a time.

Lesson learned: the bigger the threat, the bigger the taco. Expect the same again in 2 weeks.

Bols: MM are MANIPULATING the market so calls go down Also Bols when the obvious TACO happens and everyone has calls: Duh

which regard bear held through taco Tuesday 🙋🏻‍♀️

I doubt this REALLY is the end of it, it’s a good cover to TACO but there’s no shot

dont worry about the tariff iran stuff, just taco as usual

It was literally Taco Tuesday

You can always count on mango to taco, and reddit to doom itself into a frenzy.

TACO

Which of you regards were holding puts for taco Tuesday

Hegseth claims they have achieved all their goals in iran. See if bibi agrees with that lol. Otherwise, seems like the taco has been completed.

In TACO we trust 🫡

The market is done taking him seriously lol. He’s an empty taco shell of his former self.

Lmaooo taco I really feel like this was the plan all along make money

Betting that he would taco was literally betting against him though. His war failed miserably