TACO

An overnight slow bleed to the start of the taco would be chef kiss

what did trump say? everyone is just saying there is a taco but no one is saying what is in the taco.

Im an Asian 🐻 and woke up to seeing futes green as hell and oil red as hell. *sees taco* 📈📈📈📈📈📈 I am now a bol In all honesty, ever since coming back to this god-forsaken place, ive had the forsight to fucking learn from my liberation day self to have to discipline to close daily and have some semblance of risk management. Fuck this manipulation, Fuck 🥭

I know taco doesn’t care about Africa but walking away with control of the strait in limbo would really screw over Africa. And half of Asia. Well everyone really but particularly Africa and Asia.

Another 🥭 taco let's see if it works this time

"TACO is weighing a military operation to extract Iran’s uranium, a risky mission that would likely put American forces inside the country for days or longer, per WSJ"

Might want to also note that it’s hearsay of something he’s “willing” to do which even if he did isn’t even bullish fucking at all. This is somehow even less than the normal taco

We haven't been able to believe one thing taco has said about this fucking war and now we're just gonna erase last week's losses on some bullshit he might have said to an aide? Lol

Did I miss a taco?

I’m always right. Just never at the right time. Was expecting this taco last week.

The only TACO I'm interested in is Ivanka's...

Whats the news? Did taco man resign?

boots on the ground yesterday just to taco today no way the market falls for it

Trump decided the taco aint working if it comes from him anymore. Must come from another source, i.e. "aides"

taco still has it, didn't doubt the retard for one sec

Lmao wsj says the strategy is the taco and then if it never reopens, just tell everybody else to reopen it RETARDED

This is a brilliant taco because it doesn’t involve Iran stating mango is full of shit

This isnt even a taco, this is just a pre-taco. Literally nothing.

Did he taco again?

taco Tuesday?

Does Iran also have sanctions lifted in this TACO scenario? And toll booth on the strait? Lmao

TACO pump was so strong that oil is back down to the price it was… *checks notes* 7 hours ago

🥭 ready to taco itsems know Its like British Empire gave up on Indiana

We may blow up residential areas or we may do nothing and leave. Taco Taco.

Crude still looks to be climbing. This shit definitely wont last. The taco pump is losing its powaa. Imma do what Iran guy said to do and inverse this shit.

Im thinking that one of the concessions Iran didn't accept for war ending was giving up control of the straight Taco preemptively saying he would allow the "straight to remain closed" is wrapping up a peace deal while saving face

If you liked Taco...you're gonna love ExTrEme TaCo. When a regular taco just won't do.

The permabulls here have to be bots right? Literally two minutes of research would inform any competent trader that both Iran AND Israel won’t let 🥭 TACO even if he really wanted to

this looks like a more convincing taco, seems like he still got it! anyone care to sum up what was it this time?

Not a real TACO, not even a quesadilla honestly 

Inventing new potent TACO variants since the old stuff lost its effects

Just absolutely insane TACO still pumps even after a year of "trade deals around the corner" LMAO I mean just last week he said there would be a ceasefire reached this weekend lol

What kind of convoluted whisper taco is this

He’s sliding the tip in to gauge public opinion ibefore completing the TACO

Not gonna lie, this was a solid taco. Complete and utter bullshit. But well executed.

Imagine blowing up a $1B short position with a $1k drone. Anyway, oil down to 103 because taco is gonna walk away?

Taco already fading that's pretty sad

🥭 went soft taco

This is the third time in a row I do a banbet for spy down hours before a taco

The final TACO , will be Donnie kissing the Ayatollah’s ass live on AL Jazeera .

can't tell if real TACO or fake TACO before ground invasion

Algo’s turned off their taco settings 

wtf happened did he TACO

I am hungry can’t even get a taco bell here in Germany what a sad country

TACO Tuesday came early 😂🤑

"BREAKING: The U.S. signaled it was softening on the effective oil blockade on Cuba, after weeks of Presiden TACO threatening to take over the country, per NYT"

Every TACO move we get +0.5% then -2% lol we just gonna repeat this shit over and over aren't we

There’s no post on truth social, where are you guys seeing a taco?

What is this? Who has a link to the taco?

Taco Tuesday?