TACO

TACO Tuesday came early 😂🤑

"BREAKING: The U.S. signaled it was softening on the effective oil blockade on Cuba, after weeks of Presiden TACO threatening to take over the country, per NYT"

Every TACO move we get +0.5% then -2% lol we just gonna repeat this shit over and over aren't we

There’s no post on truth social, where are you guys seeing a taco?

What is this? Who has a link to the taco?

Taco Tuesday?

HUGE TACO INC

Don't shrink me Taco gypsy.

Taco Tuesdays canceled forever? 😪

People killing people people dying Bols hurt can hear them cryin Can you taco on a tweet Or will you turn the other cheek

You dumb ber forgot about TACO Tuesday

Remember how Trump gave Iran 48 hours.. then 5 days and now 10 days. The stock market really didn't like it that's why he made a dubble TACO. So... how will the market react on Friday? another 20 days?

because he cannot as easily TACO this

I made taco salad. It was delicious. Tomorrow will be red AF.

Do you guys remember when Taco was a thing? Jesuschrist

Probably the orange guy fell asleep and forgot to do his daily TACO tweet. Or reality settle in and oil going to 200+

🥭 has no idea what to do. I can feel it in my bones. Taco didn't work this time.

And taco bell just increased prices another $.10

That works too, I was going for the legend himself often fucks up but the taco works as well lol

Im a gambling addict which is why additionally to my short term puts I bought some longer calls to hedge for taco tuesday

If TACO green monday didn't work, that means the whole week is fucked for bols

Taco is going to have Bessents head on a stake if he doesn't dump oil

Why is SEC not investigating the entities profiteering from last week's pump and dump scheme by taco just before market open?

Funny how soft power’s always been China’s Achilles heel but taco made it easy for them 

B/c I use a bunch of margin to sell CSP and CC...until taco killed everything

taco tuesday incoming

Healthcare poppin' like my taco however!

Taco Bell doesn’t give me a handy with my food. That’s the difference.

Can someone explain why everyone is behind Wendy's dumpster. Isn't Wendy's better than mcds or taco bell or whatever in the US? 🤔

#sorry we sent bommbsss can you please reopen- taco

You oil bulls keep downvoting me one tweet from taco and yall cooked

Lowkey yoloed into $645 calls. TACO calls tbh.

"TACO has 'declined to rule out' troops on the ground, per White House."

This time is different. He's already tried to taco \~10 times and we're still going down. He should've done this at the end of his term like Covid. But now he has to deal with the policies (like PPP loans causing inflation and being blamed on sleepy joe)

TACO became NACHO, not actually changing hormuz outcome. Amirite guys amirite?

TACO should ask Kim Jong Un for help. That guy needs some action lol

🥭 Taco Stand is going out of business. Nobody buying the fake news anymore.

he switched to those shitty hard shell tacos and his TACO broke into pieces.

I am building a TACO Dome around my portfolio.

#CARNE ASADA TACO 🌮

Each time 🥭 uses his taco power, the market halts from dumping. However… what 🥭 did not know was that the market was building a resistance to this power. And now it has no effect.

With such a convincing taco, Im shocked we are red so soon

Like, I'm surprised bulls seeing that overnight low liquidity pump on literally nothing, after seeing the weak ass TACO pumps last week, thought it would actually hold during regular session. No one gives a shit about how cHeAp $MSFT/$NVDA/$META has become fundamentally. IT'S ALL FUCKING VIBES.

You can't taco out of giving up all of your soft power.... No such thing, America just sucks now

TACO tuesday tomorrow

# Bol thesis * *~~Stocks only go up~~* * *~~war is over~~* * *~~🍑 going to TACO and save me~~* * *Time in the market beats timing the market*

taco retweeted an article called "iran war may prevent greater bloodshed" and dumbos think this is gonna end soon lmaooooo

damn, TACO really aint working anymore huh

taco going thru his list of lies to see what else sticks LMAO

TACO actually so stupid he never thought going to war would tank the market