TACO

Missed my fucking chance again. I should trust the TACO more.

We were literally at 672 on friday before the TACO dump, we going there in no time

Cmon Taco, let that tweet go!!

What random movement are we going to do today? I see that the market is taking in 0% chance TACO will go through with the trade war

Did President Soyboy TACO like usual or did the world just realize that soybean oil has no relevance to the stock market?

taco needs to give it a rest for just one goddamn day

taco trucks getting priced in I see

Taco trades get faster every time. Next time he’ll threaten Europe with war over antifa and then SPY will hit $750.

taco just whined, didn't retaliate. Yet...

The only people getting fooled by TACO’s tweets at this point are bears. How stupid must you be to be fooled by an 80 year old who can’t put 2 sentences together?

To be fair, they aren't wrong yet. They said single digits by the end of the year. TACO still has two and a half months to destroy the US economy.

Was told we would Taco by Tuesday but it seems we have escalated to cooking oil. Market hasn’t reacted yet. Are calls safe?

full port adm earnings play since they were already looking cheeky for a surprise before taco

About to be the craziest guacamole lettuce verde TACO we have ever seen today. Everything 50% gains

When’s the next tweet. Full porting calls on taco again

Just remember as much as the market is in flux right now. Donald taco Trump the 3rd knows when to pump this puppy to the moon.

Taco banning Chinese oil because he thinks everyone should enjoy “extra virgin” oils only

so it took a couple of hours for the algos to figure out that threatening cooking oil is just another TACO ...

#It’s TACO Tuesday! 🌮

I think the big brain 75 IQ play would be to buy a SPY put every hour to anticipate the TACO tweets. Can’t go tits up

Why bother? Just wait till Taco tweets at this point .

It’s TACO time

From minerals to taco to cooking oil. What’s next this week?

I wasn’t that fast but I caught a dip and got in decent. If in fact this does the taco thing

I think it will run until there is a deal between TACO and China.

Common Taco. Do a retaliatory tweet. 

TACO: Trump Always Cooking Oil

Kind of funny how AI is propping up the market but Taco thinks it’s his policies. Dude thinks he’s an economic genius, master negotiator

TACO will fold when he realizes McDonald's can't afford to make their fries without soybean oil

Bols brother relax, it'll taco when he realizes mcd need cooking oil for French fries 🍟

In all seriousness, the move to red is likely because MMs see taco wanting to escalate, or we're so weak against gyna that we have to use cooking oil tariff

It isn't what he says, it's the time it takes the minions to lube the foot so tightly wedged in his mouth before issuing the TACO correction.

Plot twist: The one that manipulated the stock market wasn't TACO or China, but it was Penguin from Penguin Island because they want revenge TACO for his tariffs.

I think TACO is caving https://preview.redd.it/inmvwlvgx4vf1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=521498b17e02ee320a65e8ea93e1e831b8a51739

Time to change TACO to TOFU "Trmp always fucks up" lol

Don’t bet against the taco. One tweet and this shit flying

Powell tried so hard to stay away from asset talks too, taco needs to respect daddy's effort more 😡

Soybois 👎 wok culture 👎 taco 👍

imagine thinking this isn't about to dump, how many margin calls were barely saved monday that will be reopened tomorrow? there can't be a taco trade if china is the one starting the fight. its taco not caco...

Is there any chance China doesn’t retaliate? Donny seems less taco this time around and we’re 15 days from 100% day.

TACO makes a post about China before open tomorrow

Taco Tuesday for dinner

taco always chickens out they said

It’s not dropping because of soybeans regards. It’s dropping because China is going to continue retaliating to 🥭nonsense. At some point taco will no longer be in the fuck around phase of FAFO.

instead of Taco, we should nickname him Houdini. Fucker keeps making my money disappear.

China wont cave, but taco will

now we wait for a taco tuesday tweet to dump back down

honestly i do want taco tuesday today. it'd be really fuckin funny.

Love the headline from cnbc “stocks surge as investors shrug off trade war” that’s bc we all know it will be taco time soon enough

Oh god the taco retard just got back from middle east. He never tweets out during flights. Prepare for fuckery