TACO

taco going thru his list of lies to see what else sticks LMAO

TACO actually so stupid he never thought going to war would tank the market

Turns out, you can't taco out of a real war

The Taco went bad

Taco?

The fastest way to get 🥭 to get serious about de escalation would be to significantly drop the market. Heck, one circuit breaker day could do it. But the market also knows that whenever it goes down, he is likely to TACO, therefore it does not go down as rapidly as would be needed to get a TACO. A curious game.

so mango not even gonna try to taco anymore?

TACO let SPY go red??? Oh shit

TACO tweet incoming as soon as SPY goes red.

trumps neck taco aww ur sweet carolines taco hello human resources

If SPY goes red, get ready for TACO tweets

my "taco did this" stickers are out for delivery. time to go fill up at different gas stations today.

Market just trading sideways- doesn't want to dump in case TACO announces pre-emptive peace deal with Cuba and the opening of Trump National Golf Course in Tehran.

Guys, when was the deadline on blowing up that powerplant? It was like beginning of April right? GIMME ANOTHER TACO PLS.

When even Iran is correctly calling to short the rip on weak TACO overnight/pre-market pump's, you know shit is really fucked.

taco man wants to end the war he started while Iraniians want to make money by intalling a tool booth i mean this is 100% capitalist

Is there even a reasonable bear case for oil during these upcoming weeks? Even the TACO tweets aren't keeping it down.

As soon as this ceasefire happens i can buy Taco Bell

Donnie is not gonna apologize. He wants to Taco and keep the winners optics. Iran is not bluffing. They will bomb the American university in Saudi and bulls will be shocked lol

might have to finance my taco bell today

Mango paid Powell to save the market because TACO doesn’t work anymore

did I miss a generational TACO?

If the playbook is the same as last year don't fall for the fake pump first Remember they did a scam pause 2 days before the official TACO tweet

MANGOE MONDAY 🥭 TACO TUESDAY 🌮

Bers never TACO out.

Bulls saw mangos taco attempt get sold off immediately on Friday and really thought premarket would last. Yall truly are regarded, unironically.

# [Iran ‘faces severe consequences’ if Strait of Hormuz closed after war ends: Rubio](https://www.dawn.com/live/iran-israel-war#1986864) Thank god; this shows the taco signal . hopefully we call this win and get out of middle east

TACO market no longer in session

He's too afraid of the market carnage to do that. He's going to taco

People are waiting for 🥭 to taco like these are tariffs announcements. Bottom isn't even close by

You bought stocks/calls friday expecting a TACO green monday, only to become the exit liquidity 🫵🏻😂

Bols, how’d the TACO taste today?

hey bools. trump is totttalllly going to taco man. buy some calls wont u. the iran war will be over and youll make a bunch of money, its not like this war was conjured up to distract from a particular set of files...

Bulls, how pathetic can you be? You really thought the same fucking taco pump would work this time?? How does it feel to literally be regarded exit liquidity?

Houthis entered the war and closed another strait. Israel started bombing Iran's energy infrastructure. Taco said I'm gonna take their oil but negotiations are going well.

you know. the first carna asada taco you eat is delicious, by the 20th one in 2 weeks it has dminished returns

Panic bought puts this morning just sold for a quick 50%. Cmon taco pump so i can reload

Mm trying to get a taco

TACO asking ChatGPT to write a new tweet for another fake pump

not even a pathetic TACO will save these subhuman buls

Markets are fake. TACO will announce new Iran talks tomorrow.

Not only did TACO is bad at War but also bad at Pump and Dump. All thanks for Iran lmao

The only guy that is convinced for what Taco says, is Taco himself.

Retail bears donating their shares at open before the taco rally 😂

son oil is at 127 😭😭😭 how much can it taco really

Any chance my $650 SPY calls that expire today print? I need a massive Iren TACO

From what I see most investors are most scared of not being long enough when we get a TACO. That is the real danger. 

Japanese traders got used for a test to see how investors were feeling. Once that looked bad enough a TACO tweet drops right on time to shift sentiment. It’s got to suck to be a Japanese trader. By the time a taco tweet drops to save your ass, your boss has already chewed you out for losing money on a -3% day. Then you have to wait all night for your market to respond the next day. By that point rational actors have already gamed out the consequences of that taco and the pump is more muted. It’s a rough life.

Will the newest tweet to taco with work?

Need some guac for this TACO