TACO

Always bet on TACO

Taco Tuesday 🌮

Greer: We are going to TACO hard as fuck

$AMZN will be the first to go after tariffs that actually fuck with consumer goods happen. So far it’s only random farming shit, tech chips, rare dirt, and assorted shit that doesn’t directly fuck with Amazon. Probably after escalating tensions much higher than today and anything we’ve seen before with Taco and Gyna.

After close today, TACO goes on a tariff rampage

So entertaining… bulls thinking China is also a taco too.. good luck to that… dance ghey bears! We got this! 💃💃💃🤣

Calls for TACO Tuesday working out nicely 🌮

Listen, SPY can go down and GLD can go up. Taco please...

Market taking into account the TACO, bitch ass always folds

Taco needs to go

Now Trump being Taco is not enough, we need Xico as well 

TACO, NWL 5.50 by 10/31

Taco Bell save us

Taco taco man Why must you be a taco man

Short all rare earths you regards, there’s going be to a deal made. Taco knows if stocks dip the billionaires that elected him will destroy him

In Taco we trust 🙏

Captain TACO will save us. He always does.

Happy TACO Tuesday my fellow bears 🐻

fidelity margin debt collectors said that blaming taco doesn't absolve me from the accruing interest 👎😡

Don’t sell anything this is fake red. TACO has not yet happened.

Always buy protection when TACO is in one of his moods.

taco doesn’t know how to read emails bro

should email taco to stop fling sht first and expect sht to get fling back if he's that regarded. All the sht is started by him first.

c'mon taco tweet some good shit today.. I wore my green boxers expecting a green day

TACO Tuesday?

hard r felt warranted in this situation but I will TACO for u

What if Taco didn’t post something dumb for once and said he’s open to talks with China instead?

SPY reloading for taco + end of year rally.

So he can wake up to taco once more lmao

TACO Tuesday. Puts on sale. 

Its like yall dont even remember Taco's first term and all the "trade talks going well" tweets. Or the tweets bragging multiple times about the dow crossing 25k.

Dont get it. Is this because of China? Mango hasnt said anything and he’s a taco so why we already down?

option1: taco and friends tried to load up yesterday (but not enough volume), so they tanked mkt today in pre mkt, they will load up at open and at close, tomorrow he tweets and we moon. option2: this is the start of an healthy correction that we should have had 1-2weeks ago already (wtf was past week, companies mooning overnight even on no news sometimes) which one will it be hmmm

And by guidance, just waiting for TACO

If mango didn’t taco would mango still be mango?🤔

If we don’t stop AI now, future toilets will all be pay-per-shit, have surge rate pricing, and know when you had Taco Bell for breakfast. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

TACO FAFO I’m running out of acronyms before the response. WHERE’D THEY GET ALL THOSE SOYBEANS DONNIE!?!?

We are getting Donald PUMP today. It is taco Tuesday after all.

TACO isnt gonna TACO bc he got snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize. My bet is he escalates the tensions with Gyna to show how tough he is.

P/E retards think a taco truck should be worth more than a $1 trillion USD tech giant during an unprofitable year. Thats how stupid they are

Y’all already forgot about the TACO trade

Tbh cash gang might just eat this up and we sit flat on a rickety bridge that collapses on account of a second tweet from taco. It’s taco Tuesday after all maybe it’s meant to be

TACO! Get your crisp tacos here! 🌮

You know it’s bad when TACO doesn’t pump the markets 😔

Would be funny to see that, by 11:30, we've dropped another percent as institutions unload on volume. Then 🥭 gets even more irate calls from the ubermenschen (who are losing billions in net worth) to give in, and we get 🐔🌮 supreme Taco Tuesday for lunch.

Problem is, this is not a TACO situation. China has the ball and looking for the layup on making the admin look weak.

Will taco be today

It’s now 6.30am in Washington. Bears have exactly 2 hours to dump their puts before TACO wakes up. Oh waittt….

Taco tweet pls 🥴

Bears digging themselves a grave. TACO going to bury them in a few hours