TACO

Markets are fake. TACO will announce new Iran talks tomorrow.

Not only did TACO is bad at War but also bad at Pump and Dump. All thanks for Iran lmao

The only guy that is convinced for what Taco says, is Taco himself.

Retail bears donating their shares at open before the taco rally 😂

son oil is at 127 😭😭😭 how much can it taco really

Any chance my $650 SPY calls that expire today print? I need a massive Iren TACO

From what I see most investors are most scared of not being long enough when we get a TACO. That is the real danger. 

Japanese traders got used for a test to see how investors were feeling. Once that looked bad enough a TACO tweet drops right on time to shift sentiment. It’s got to suck to be a Japanese trader. By the time a taco tweet drops to save your ass, your boss has already chewed you out for losing money on a -3% day. Then you have to wait all night for your market to respond the next day. By that point rational actors have already gamed out the consequences of that taco and the pump is more muted. It’s a rough life.

Will the newest tweet to taco with work?

Need some guac for this TACO

This TACO tastes fucking awful.

Don't trust TACO lasted one day....

you need a supercomp to calculate the time from here to taco lol

And there’s the taco

Stock futures are calling TACO Oil futures are calling FAFO

What we need right now, is the perfect cheer Craig. Taco, Burrito, what that coming outta your Speedo? You got trouble. What? You’re blowing bubbles? Release the PDFiles.

would mkt price in taco tomorrow or today? lol

This taco is a little different

From TACO to TERROR in 3 lines. God help us.... 🥭 🤢

I'm losing count of how many times Trump is gonna taco on Iran.

Let’s go taco pump! 🚀

People really want to believe hell taco

Oil not moving much in either direction despite lots of headlines. Everything is priced in. Long bonds holding gains from the taco this morning. Stocks can go higher.

🥭 is in the FO stage of firing all the competent military officials and hiring loyalists. IMO so long as Israel want the war to continue he cannot TACO. But Israel has no reason to accept a treaty that doesn’t include the total neutering of Iran. TL;dr it’s looking very bearish

Stockholm Syndrome is now TACO Syndrome

Theyre gonna taco. Interact with it.

Looks like another taco.. $655 eod anyone?

What a weird 🥭 tweet. Part taco part threat/bluff. At least it didn't flush the little dead cat thing we got going here

Be sure to price in TACO Tuesday

I do this, market dumps. I say that, market pumps. I don’t do that -> SPY 700. -The Great Taco

You suppose to Taco not go whacko guddamnit

If theres no big taco today there wont be one tomorrow bc commander in chief is schizo about april fools day

did taco just happened? lol

What is this…a taco bump for ants?!

deadcat bounce + pay day + taco = short you remedials

The TACO was basically *yup peace tomorrow but we might just extend this out to 2028 anyways*

Taco buffet is now served.

who the fuck bought on that news lmao taco trying to force spy not to go into correction.

Where is my breakfast TACO? 🌮 🌯 🌮 🌯 🌮 🌯 🌮 🌯 🌮 🌯 🌮 🌯 🌮 🌯 PLEASE 🥭 DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!

taco tweet the last 2 mondays at 7:30 et this shit is too predictable

War is over. TACO tweeted that gas will be $0.50/gallon. It’s all true.

He just needs to pull the troops back for a day and TACO again tomorrow.

#TACO

Why isn’t the market spiking. Do something taco.

This is not something you can just TACO out of unfortunately. He's bitten off way more than he can chew. Iran can just keep the strait closed out of spite and oil infrastructure which takes years to build has been destroyed. This is terrible in the long run, will accelerate inflation, keep interest rates high, and lead to a recession.

Have you guys not forgot about liberation day last year? Everyone is extremely bearish right now and vix is elevated. Taco man is going to taco somehow. This is going to be a repeat of last year

I’m Mango Ballroom Taco and welcome to another episode of Jackass

Broccoli, ground beef, olde El Paso taco seasoning. You're welcome 

Taco anticipation rally?

I saw a taco I did this sticker at the pump today and I just fell to me knees and yelled