TACO

Dumped all the cash I had into VOO and VTI at the end of the day Friday assuming TACO. Looks like I didn't fuck up for a change.......not used to this and I don't like it.

Taco is live talking at the Egypt Peace Summit. Most likely a big nothing burger for markets but keep an eye on it for off topic comments on markets or Gyna.

Never bet against taco lmfao

Holy Gold I love you bb. I will always full port you until the Taco man goes away.

They should add "Truthing..." display during Taco truths 10 paragraph long truth on Truth Social so people can get nervous and panic sell when truthing takes more than 30 minutes.

Half taco?! Need spy at 670$ please

Taco Regard is in Egypt to talk peace as of ~10 minutes ago. Probably a nothing burger for markets but i’d keep an eye on it. You know how he loves random off topic comments in these things.

BREAKING NEWS: Taco has just woke up moments ago from his hamberder coma. Sources inside the white house say he is now wiping the drool off his face while he reaches for the phone on his night stand!

what are the odds for taco to post a truth that drops the market 2% again?

Did people forget that Trump doubled down w/ his Taco and praised highly respected Xi? There are no more trade tensions, people should be buying the dip with their parent's credit cards

Don't be a taco when you're really a chimichanga

Wouldn’t mind TACO tweeting quantum is fake n ghey cause these pumps are insane 💀

market is one trump away from red. amazing how much power he has even if he always taco

TACO just had to have twitter fingers on a Holiday Trading day. Someone let me borrow 6k, I’m good for it

Watching these CNBC guys argue bubble or no bubble is hilarious...it has NOTHING to do with "bubble" ...it has to do with inside trading, telling family and friends ahead of time what announcement will be made today two hours after market opens, and then TACO-ing later in the week. I'm waiting for CNBC to call to book me so we can have a frank truthful discussion.

Friday was not about taco, it was bubble prices and big money having one foot out the door.

Taco strikes again

I would like to congratulate all 🌮-traders on a wonderful taco Monday morning

Sold ABAT and METC last week after the tweet....thinking he would TACO, and these would come crashing down....well, one of those came to fruition

You knew he would TACO on the weekend because today isn't a settlement day, so it fucked a bunch of you yolo clowns who can't buy anything today on the rebound

This market is so fucking stupid and corrupted lol.  But imagine being a retail investor and selling stocks last Friday just cuz Taco was spewing shit on his fake Twitter. Loooool

Not this time TACO! I'm buying protection just in case...

One tweet from the Taco truck about talks and your rare dirt calls with 400 IV are fucked.

Kinda stupid that taco tweets move the market but the underlying principles of the economy are not... that's how you know it's a speculative bubble

Anyone else think Friday was just a test to see if TACO can move markets again since we got desensitized to tariffs couple months ago 🤔

Taco trade is undefeated

Glad I bought while everything was dipping on Friday, felt like a classic TACO

Taco

One taco tweet can push the whole market up or down instantly. Crazy

So TACO put a warning that he will increase tarrif by 100% so market drops. Later he says dont worry about it, not saying he will remove it and market pumps lol

China opposes countermeasures. What’s a TACO in mandarin?

If mango TACO'ed, has China TACO'ed too?

Can’t I sue taco for loosing all my money in the market since I wasn’t involved in the market manipulation I’m sure we could get a big class action

*So now we have taco Mondays too? Arriba Arriba.*

The markets are jumping cause taco said "don't worry about china"🤣🤣🤣 the first week of September, yall are definitely going to see that you in fact, should have worried about China 🤣🤣🤣

TACO MONDAY 🌮

On Columbus day, we discovered TACO.

Imagine being green today and hitting circuit breakers taco tuesday

Just wait for taco to come out and say eleventytwelve tariffs 

Everyone panic buys the taco then we dump again

Go damn taco! I did not want tacos until Tuesday. wtf tacos should only be on Tuesday!!!

Damn quick weekend TACO

TA (Technical analysis) may not work, but TA (Taco analysis) definitely works. TA is where you scroll Truth Social for buy and sell signals. Its works like 60% of the time, everytime.

Taco has proven that the market is so easily manipulated by external actors. Reason why I think these prediction market startups are so big, you can flip sentiment based on a few bad actors pumping an outcome as "truth" because the odds of it happening are high. VCs/financiers being able to move sentiment off of low volume trades is probably a dream to them. Whether or not you make money is based on his whims, as long as he doesn't have dementia and likes money tho then I assume he'll eventually pump.

I'm out of the loop tf does taco mean

Short-SQUEEJ and TACO day. Intraday trading plan: buy the opening dip, sell the closing rip. Having 🌮 breakfast and see you bols in an hour.

Taco Monday

TACO

the other week was actually international taco week at taco bell lol. insider information

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