TACO

Why isn’t the market spiking. Do something taco.

This is not something you can just TACO out of unfortunately. He's bitten off way more than he can chew. Iran can just keep the strait closed out of spite and oil infrastructure which takes years to build has been destroyed. This is terrible in the long run, will accelerate inflation, keep interest rates high, and lead to a recession.

Have you guys not forgot about liberation day last year? Everyone is extremely bearish right now and vix is elevated. Taco man is going to taco somehow. This is going to be a repeat of last year

I’m Mango Ballroom Taco and welcome to another episode of Jackass

Broccoli, ground beef, olde El Paso taco seasoning. You're welcome 

Taco anticipation rally?

I saw a taco I did this sticker at the pump today and I just fell to me knees and yelled

Like i love bols as much everyone out there, but cant you see this rally being nothing more than trying to get your exit liquidity? "Maybe the rally starts with trump taco" - no it does not, in this case. He can taco tariffs, not this. Enjoy the pump if it happens, use it to close positions, you are already -40%, i would hate to see -99%

MMs gonna pump the shit out of the market tomorrow to build false confidence in mango truths again to keep the taco trade alive Then rug everyone by wednesday

Only 3 things guaranteed in life: - Fed money printing - 🥭 TACO - Futes fake and gay as hell

Mangos TACO about taking the oil about to make the market Shrek and cum green all over ber

It's hard to see a pony in this stocking. But 🌮 wants to get the fuck out of this war. Sure, Iran and Israel are gonna bust his balls about it, but one way or another TACO will find a way to cut and run

BESSENT WAKE UP THEY DIDNT FALL FOR THE TACO (SOME DID THO LMAO)

Honestly, this Pedo pump is as predictable (your Calls are saved, buy Puts before the end of the week) as his Sunday night fake TACO....

Taco is fuckin trying to say the Iran wants to make a deal which we all know is a load of bs

taco DIZ NUTZ nobody buying that fake as pumps

Taco flavored kisses 👁️💋👁️

You bought stocks/calls friday expecting a TACO green monday, only to become the exit liquidity 🫵🏻😂

But also for taco meat we are now using Vienna sausage.

One of the things that pisses me off trading TACO markets is my discipline goes out the window Its just all trading on emotions which is like playing golf high on coke and meth

The 20 Pakistani oil ships were already agreed to by Iran so the taco was fake, but it points to a new model for Taco: point to the ships getting through Hormuz due to Iran's toll agreements with other countries as your own accomplishment. 😂 Doesn't matter how the ships get through, as long as they get through, the shortages go away.

What do we reckon chat? Circuit breaker day or TACO green by noon?

He amount of doomposting on Twitter makes me think it’s a taco day

Oil says F-OFF Taco and starts climbing again

there's no taco. we're out of runway. there's a full scale war happening in the middle east. fucking idiots think they can press the undo button.

I have a Guh feeling for tomorrow… followed by a very lackluster TACO

TACO trade took a Shahed-136 up its ass, it's joever

TACO couldn't manipulate overnight futes, imagine thinking it'll manipulate open

You guys are not ready for the ultimate TACO: 🥭 turning on BiBi and Israel. There's a large portion of his fanbase that would welcome this change.

Hi I would like to speak to the manager I order Taco an hour ago

The only bol case I can dream up is TACO suspending all tariffs.

Taco lies started again

You bought stocks friday expecting a TACO green monday, only to become the exit liquidity 🫵🏻😂

Aftermarket Tacos refer to Tacos that are customized with non-standard parts, whereas Premarket Tacos contain features that may not end up being available in the standard retail Taco offering

"JUST IN: Presiden TACO says Iran gave the U.S. “most” of the 15 demands it sent in negotiations."

Barron furious that the taco tweets are no longer pumping... .

Coming this fall, it’s the highly anticipated sequel to The Art of the Deal… THE FART OF THE TACO 🌮

TACO completely wiped out will the bulls finally learn? find out next time on retarded bull

I for one blame the MSM By giving trump the taco nickname it now ensures he won’t taco as it’ll hurt his ego

i wonder whos easier to break reality news to, stalin or taco?

RIP TACO trade 2025-2026.

Bulls will continue to cope that a TACO will fix this... somehow

So not even the taco supreme worked lol

Anyone fill me in on the TACO fail? Missed it

Every bull is a gangster, until TACO opens his mouth lol

Bulls I seriously don't understand wtf u could've thought would happen after watching Thursday's TACO fail

You knew TACO was the only thing holding up the market saw it failed thursday then continued to buy LMAO

Was that another TACO?

just tldr and taco already you demented old man.

It’s time mango shows some confidence and will and pump those markets. Not taco style, but strongman style