TACO

Stock futures are calling TACO Oil futures are calling FAFO

What we need right now, is the perfect cheer Craig. Taco, Burrito, what that coming outta your Speedo? You got trouble. What? You’re blowing bubbles? Release the PDFiles.

would mkt price in taco tomorrow or today? lol

This taco is a little different

From TACO to TERROR in 3 lines. God help us.... 🥭 🤢

I'm losing count of how many times Trump is gonna taco on Iran.

Let’s go taco pump! 🚀

People really want to believe hell taco

Oil not moving much in either direction despite lots of headlines. Everything is priced in. Long bonds holding gains from the taco this morning. Stocks can go higher.

🥭 is in the FO stage of firing all the competent military officials and hiring loyalists. IMO so long as Israel want the war to continue he cannot TACO. But Israel has no reason to accept a treaty that doesn’t include the total neutering of Iran. TL;dr it’s looking very bearish

Stockholm Syndrome is now TACO Syndrome

Theyre gonna taco. Interact with it.

Looks like another taco.. $655 eod anyone?

What a weird 🥭 tweet. Part taco part threat/bluff. At least it didn't flush the little dead cat thing we got going here

Be sure to price in TACO Tuesday

I do this, market dumps. I say that, market pumps. I don’t do that -> SPY 700. -The Great Taco

You suppose to Taco not go whacko guddamnit

If theres no big taco today there wont be one tomorrow bc commander in chief is schizo about april fools day

did taco just happened? lol

What is this…a taco bump for ants?!

deadcat bounce + pay day + taco = short you remedials

The TACO was basically *yup peace tomorrow but we might just extend this out to 2028 anyways*

Taco buffet is now served.

who the fuck bought on that news lmao taco trying to force spy not to go into correction.

Where is my breakfast TACO? 🌮 🌯 🌮 🌯 🌮 🌯 🌮 🌯 🌮 🌯 🌮 🌯 🌮 🌯 PLEASE 🥭 DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!

taco tweet the last 2 mondays at 7:30 et this shit is too predictable

War is over. TACO tweeted that gas will be $0.50/gallon. It’s all true.

He just needs to pull the troops back for a day and TACO again tomorrow.

#TACO

Why isn’t the market spiking. Do something taco.

This is not something you can just TACO out of unfortunately. He's bitten off way more than he can chew. Iran can just keep the strait closed out of spite and oil infrastructure which takes years to build has been destroyed. This is terrible in the long run, will accelerate inflation, keep interest rates high, and lead to a recession.

Have you guys not forgot about liberation day last year? Everyone is extremely bearish right now and vix is elevated. Taco man is going to taco somehow. This is going to be a repeat of last year

I’m Mango Ballroom Taco and welcome to another episode of Jackass

Broccoli, ground beef, olde El Paso taco seasoning. You're welcome 

Taco anticipation rally?

I saw a taco I did this sticker at the pump today and I just fell to me knees and yelled

Like i love bols as much everyone out there, but cant you see this rally being nothing more than trying to get your exit liquidity? "Maybe the rally starts with trump taco" - no it does not, in this case. He can taco tariffs, not this. Enjoy the pump if it happens, use it to close positions, you are already -40%, i would hate to see -99%

MMs gonna pump the shit out of the market tomorrow to build false confidence in mango truths again to keep the taco trade alive Then rug everyone by wednesday

Only 3 things guaranteed in life: - Fed money printing - 🥭 TACO - Futes fake and gay as hell

Mangos TACO about taking the oil about to make the market Shrek and cum green all over ber

It's hard to see a pony in this stocking. But 🌮 wants to get the fuck out of this war. Sure, Iran and Israel are gonna bust his balls about it, but one way or another TACO will find a way to cut and run

BESSENT WAKE UP THEY DIDNT FALL FOR THE TACO (SOME DID THO LMAO)

Honestly, this Pedo pump is as predictable (your Calls are saved, buy Puts before the end of the week) as his Sunday night fake TACO....

Taco is fuckin trying to say the Iran wants to make a deal which we all know is a load of bs

taco DIZ NUTZ nobody buying that fake as pumps

Taco flavored kisses 👁️💋👁️

You bought stocks/calls friday expecting a TACO green monday, only to become the exit liquidity 🫵🏻😂

But also for taco meat we are now using Vienna sausage.

One of the things that pisses me off trading TACO markets is my discipline goes out the window Its just all trading on emotions which is like playing golf high on coke and meth

The 20 Pakistani oil ships were already agreed to by Iran so the taco was fake, but it points to a new model for Taco: point to the ships getting through Hormuz due to Iran's toll agreements with other countries as your own accomplishment. 😂 Doesn't matter how the ships get through, as long as they get through, the shortages go away.